I remember at one point In my life when I went to bed at normal hours. Here I am now at 7:39am typing away my thoughts on this blank word document. This got me thinking actually. Ok what if you could send letters through word? Like you type up something here, send it to the post office and then they deliver it. Like if that isn't the future of mail then I don't know what bruh is. Ok, so what if you met someone who would fuck a snake, like just with no second thoughts or hesitation would straight up stick his schlong into a snake and repeatedly thrust in and out of it. Seriously completely forgetting the morals and judgement issues let's ask if that is even physically possible. So it's a snake, snakes have like no holes other than their mouth. Now but what if, what if and this is just speaking hypothetically here. Ok say there is a terrorist attack in Washington, and there's a nuclear bomb… except what if the nuke was gay. Yeah and Hillary Clinton posted on Tumblr saying how much she hates the gays and how the We're All Dude Song from Good Burger is transmisogynistic or the "Disable" attack from Pokémon is ableist. Now after this was posted the people of Greenland stopped clubbing seals because they decided to have sexual intercourse with them instead causing STDs' to spread like a cigarette forest in summer causing everyone to die. Ok now after that we have a Jeep, except it's like really small and can fit a snail in it. So the snail is driving along and then it dies because it's a snail and those things only live for like 5 minutes or something because biology and shit. Now we have a boat, and this boat has really important people on it like your neighbor or family and then it sinks and they all drown because they couldn't swim or some reason and they didn't have life jackets on either because they are basic. So they drowned and you are at their funeral, just then some guy in the back middle section says, "My god I'm a tomato!" So you take that guy and force him at gun point to fuck his six year old daughter in front of everyone and they all have to watch or else you'll shoot everyone. So while you and everyone else is watching this man bone his six year old daughter (She's like screaming and crying and shit and the dad is all like, "OH GOD I'M SO SORRY SAMANTHA OHH MY GOD I'M SORRY I KNOW IT HURTS I KNOOOOOW) Anyway you get such a huge erection you just rip off your trousers and start jerking before shoving your dick into the little girls mouth. So like you and the dude cum all up inside her and she just dies and then you shoot the dad and everyone else. After that you go to Pizza Hut and order some bread sticks before beating yourself to death with the salt and pepper shakers. Completely irrelevant but I'm going to change my name on Osu to Shrek. Just checked and it isn't taken so I'm going to do that and no one can stop me because I used like half a box of tissues just mopping up the tears I have spilled writing this. Oh yeah when I said tears it just reminded me of this thing from Pokémon, when you are in the port city there's this girl you can talk to and she says, "The sea is so dark and vast, I wonder if it's from the tears of Pokémon…" and I was just like god dmn as I wrote, "fukin savage" on her nametag.