This is just an average day in the Special Kingdom. Dr. Claus treats all his patients in funny ways, Claus is learning how to stop time, and Ness is solving millions of math problems by the second.
However, there was this bored magician who was really lonely. It was me, Lucas.
Claus went his own ways and became a magician too. I don't have an assistant right now, but it's okay.
I'm on my break from magic. I wanted to read fanfiction about Kumatora. Yes, the mayor.
She's the mayor of this kingdom, and she allows who goes in and who doesn't. She has a tough tomboy attitude and never shows her sweet side...
However, it's not just fanfiction... it's lemon fanfiction.
I'm 21 years old, so I'm allowed to read it. If I was under 18 then I would've been in trouble.
In the first story, Kumatora, Duster, Boney and I were washed up by Master Eddy. We camped on the island. Kumatora wanted us to gather firewood to start a fire. Boney and I ran off to the jungle and then sexy times ensued. Kumatora and Duster were kissing, and... WHAT!?
I somehow wanted to continue reading this fanfiction. I kind of felt entertained...
WAIT A SECOND, AM I TURNING PERVERTED!?
After a while, Boney and I returned (in the story). They made the fire and we ate good mangoes. Boney and I went to sleep.
Duster had to pee and then found Kumatora looked at the sea because they couldn't sleep.
THE SEXY TIMES ENSUED AGAIN!
I LOVED EVERY MOMENT OF IT! I didn't really like Kumatora the Mayor or Duster the Thief, but this was great!
After I finished reading the fanfiction, I felt so good! BUT NO I'M NOT A PERVERT!
Sadly, the fanfiction was over. I felt kind of bored and now wanted to view Ness fanfiction. I looked up the most popular Ness lemon fanfiction.
(After reading the fanfiction)
I was very angry, and I threw ALL kinds of spells at the computer! It was a fanfiction including Ness and I! I WAS SO ANGRY, I WANTED TO CRY! It should've been a fanfiction with... I don't know, Porky? ANYONE BUT ME!
Suddenly, Claus came in.
"Hello, I just wanted to visit..." Claus said before he saw this mess. "WERE YOU READING LEMON FANFICTIONS AGAIN?"
"YES! It was one with Ness and I! I don't really like Ness and Ness doesn't really like me! It should've been with Porky, GODDAMMIT!" I cried.
I wanted a spell that could make this disappear forever, make me forget about it. I never knew Ness wanted to do THIS to me!
At least it made him dumber...
AND I AM NEVER GOING TO DO THAT TO NESS, I PROMISE!