Part 1 of 3 - In which Alex is sad
Jack was fukcin his wife and then he got hids jimmies ruslted and got super spooked bc he heard his neighbor, keemstar yellin sum shit so he went the see what was up, he knocked on the door and sed AY BITCHA FUCK U DOIN HOMIE,,,, but got no repsonse.. Consumed by rage he kicked that bitch downe but keem didnt notice, he was too busy recording a vid for utube. "THIS FUCKING NIGGER, A L E X, IS DOIN THIS SHITTE, YOU FUCKING NIGRE." Jack realized what the gnome was saying "holla… ALEX? I hate that mf" keemstar lit up "haha lol me 2!" jack said "lets kill that pp" keemstar agreed, grabbing his rocket launcher.
Meanwhile, Alex, the level 15 memelord, snuck into the handsome jack home, unknowing that his hitman lived there. While searching for chocolate diamonds to eat (dont ask ok its not a phase jesus christ) he realized he couldnt see a fuckin thing, and turned on the lights, and promptly heard a sharp scream behind him. He immediately did a 180 degree turn, and saw a naked nisha hiding under the covers. His first response was to immediately say, "O SHIT WADDUP".
Nisha was like "wtf" and alex said "HERE COMES DAT BOI" and did a german suplex, followed by an rko. In her last few seconds of conciousness, nisha tried to shoot alecks with her emergency gun she keeps in her ass, but it was futile due to alex's meme armor and sheild
"INNIT" alex said to the unconsious nisha. Just then he heard a loud "TF BRO" and looked up
To find an supre angry jack (who thought she was ded bc hes a fuckin idiot lmao) he engaged alex in hand to hand combat, but got his ass WHOOPED bc alex was lowkey a kung fu master and had a yellow belt. That gnome fucker tried to shoot his rocket launcher aswell, but he realized he left his rockets at home and zipped to his house.
This only got jack even more pissed. He yelled "IM NOT FUCKING AROUND,,,," and pulled out his 2 emergency ak47s he always kept up his ass. This caused alex to get flabbergasted for a moment, looking like spongegar for a brief min, but this was enough time for jack to get the upper hand. Jack did a flaming upercut and knoked alex onto the ground bleeding and couffing blode. Is this the end for alex? Shit probably…. But u goota find out in part ⅔ ok
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