"What the hell, Granger?"
"Come on Draco, it's just a jumper!"
"No way in hell is that a jumper!"
"Sure it is, I got the pattern off the internet."
"What is- never mind. The point is, that is not a jumper."
"Draco, I've been working on this for months, you can at least try it on!"
"That is the green mess you've been working on?"
"Thanks."
"No really, I thought you were knitting a tent for the house-elves."
"No, I was making you a jumper!
"I am not putting that thing on!"
"Please?"
"No way in hell!"
"Patrificus totalus!"
"Damn."