Hey, I'm Penguin and this is my first story. Its random I know but I hope you enjoy it. Please R & R if u wish thanks!
The golden trio, walked into the Great Hall, looking forward to their 4th year at Hogwarts. Everyone was crowding in, talking about the new year. Little did they know of the randomness that was about to strike them…
Everyone had now assembled into the Great Hall but none of the trio could see any of the professors. Harry noticed that the "magical" sky above them suddenly turned from candles to clouds forming into a storm and a big, hurricane-like storm at that. "What's happening?" squeaked Ron as a strong wind was suddenly interacting with the students. One of which was Neville who was lifted into the sky and tossed about by the storm.
"I don't know," replied Harry quickly as he climbed on the table trying to bring Neville down. Then suddenly a bang was heard & through the fog, the students could make out a bird-shaped figure…
The storm had now stopped. There were sudden gasps as a King penguin appeared and was waddling across the Ravenclaw table. "A penguin?" Hermione exclaimed shocked.
"THE PENGUIN!" It corrected her. It started waddling magical from the Ravenclaw table over to the Gryffindor table, right where Hermione and Ron were sitting. " And who might you be?" It asked happily. Something caught its eye on Seamus's plate…a fish, which it waddled quickly over to, shove its head in the plate and ate hungrily. Seamus just sat and watched in shock, while Harry and Ron shared "Bloody hell!"
Hermione on the other hand was curious, after noticing the Professors were all gone and this strange penguin appeared she thought she might be able to get answers out of it. "Excuse me, Mr. Penguin."
"Miss. Penguin." It corrected her once again like she was a little child, she started to get annoyed but continued on.
"Well, Miss. Penguin do you know how you got here?"
"I'm guessing teleportation."
"Where do you come from?" Hermione asked.
"Antarctica, you know down south…but where I was last was in Washington State."
"What would a penguin be doing in Washington State?" Neville thought out loud as he had returned to the table after being thrown on the Hufflepuff table.
"If you must know, I was killing some "sparkly fairies" otherwise known as strange vegetarian vampires, I just hate when creatures make their lives a soap opera…"
"So you killed vegetarian vampires because their lives were a soap opera?" Ron asked this time.
"I believe I just said that…oh I do believe I just sent your teachers to Washington, sorry I'm just trying to get used to this teleportation thing, you know?" It realised. It looked at its hand like there was a watch there. "Well, I must be off, your teachers can teleport I guess, if you need me though I'll be in the Forbidden Forest looking for a certain big spider…"
And with that the penguin waddled off the table and quickly flew through the window behind the Professors' table into the night. The golden Trio just looked in shock, as did everyone in the Great Hall that night for it was the most random night of their lives…