IN CHORT
lol ur guilty tigre. "BUT YOUR DEFONDING MUH SPIKEY!" furio rawrs. "lol 2-4 defendent" phoenix says. "omg i wille break yor legs if u dont save me". "lol juice try to!" peonix.
so furio brokey his legs. "OW MY LEGGYS!" phoenix sys but udgey jus tells him to man up. So peonix comes home in a weelchair. "BWAHAHAHA" laughs evaryone at de wright everything agency. "how you gonna investig8, pal" gummyshu asks. "ill get apollo 2 do eet 4 me" he sys liek a smug meerkat.
Lareey runs in "FENIX! 1 OF ME GIRLFRONDS IS KILL PLZ HELP". "alri Apollo. go finde evadence fro court 2morrow!" phoenix sings liek a humingbirde. "noice whelchare niick? is itt for fashioon?" larry sys. Pheonix tries to hite larry but he caant.
"c u tomorrow nicjk!" and yahari runz off. Apollo comes back "surree Phoenix, i couldnt finde anyythingk!". "gah ur useless!" pheoni scrims. "OH NO ITSA TOMORROW" and pheonis was in court.
"Well wheelchair guy r uu gonna defend n' stuff?" judge wasks. "IM PHOENIX WRIGHTE U DUMMY!" he scrims. "lol no" judge says.
peonix tries 2 objectine bu he flals over istead. "omg ur pathetical. U wine gt out of mah courttroom!".
Penoix was sad. Culd he evar be a tru atorney agian? "lol u larn ur lessooon?" a gai says. "XIN EOHP?!" pheonix scrims. "yeah, have u learneded?" furio says. "wa fairy? or coarsu i haz!".
"mm ok den" so furio snaps pheonixs legs again BACKWARDS. "wow i can attoreny agian! tanks dude" phenix wright smiles. "ok spikey" and tigre flieis away.
"wat is he actully a fairy?! I've nevar seen anyone fli liek that exept... MAX GALATICA?!"
Furio puls off his face and tips hat as he flys past mmooon liek dat E.T.. scene.