Just a quick but very large note:I wrote this over a year ago and posted it over a year ago. Fanfiction removed it because I wrote "shit" in the Summary (which I only just discovered you're not allowed to when I got the email saying they removed my story lol). I got the email in June and I never got round to re-posting this story until now so...it's back...my shitty one shot about Christian stealing Alberto Del Rio's chihuahua lol (plus I had to change Spanish JBL to Mexican JBL after realising shortly after I posted this that Alberto is Mexican lmfao). Oh, and one more thing...basically this whole thing is gonna be filled with One Shots where any random wrestler has some sort of mission (like in this story Christian's mission is to save Alberto Del Rio's chihuahua...you'll read in the description as to where I got this idea from below...yes the actual story is here somewhere lmfao) and because I'm shit and can't think of any missions...I'll let you guys decide on the mission (so post a review -if you even read this ol' thing lol- and say what wrestler or wrestlers you want to have a mission and what the mission is and also include any other wrestlers that you want to have an involvement in the story...AND your ideas will come to life in black and white text on a computer screen). Now, I'm gonna shut the hell up and let you guys read. Feel free to skip the description as to why I decided to write this, I promise if I write more of these there won't be so much of my rambling haha (including in the actual story which I just realised I've been doing in this one I wrote, don't worry I won't do that next time I write another One Shot).

Ok if you're wondering why the hell I'm writing this...here's why...

When I saw Mexican JBL (aka Alberto Del Rio) bring out that chihuahua with that mask on, I thought about Christian's tweet when he said he's nicer to animals than people (with the pictures of him and the tortoise...or turtle...I know I had half a day in school today but my brain is still numb due to coursework...:P). Then I thought of something (with my imagination that ran away...:P), maybe when Christian returns he could also save Mexican JBL's chihuahua from wearing that mask ever again ! (with the other main thing he's doing is winning the Royal Rumble and winning the WWE/World Heavyweight Championship...whatever it'll be by WM27...:P), so yeah...gonna tell the story now. Btw it might suck coz I just randomly made this up on the spot...:P. And I did say I could be posting some random shit on here, and I know you're not meant to start sentences with and but I don't care...:P, so before anyone says I'm a strange kid, yes I know, runs in the family, but yeah I'll just start my ridiculous story now...:P. Btw I'm gonna call Mexican JBL by his name Alberto, no idea why...:P.

4 weeks before WrestleMania

Alberto is in the ring, talking about how he defeated Rey Mysterio, broke his wrist and bla bla bla (see, told you I was making this up on the spot...:P). Christian comes out and says that he's annoyed (sorry, gotta keep it PG due to WWE's suckish PGness...:P) about what he did to Rey Mysterio and cusses him by calling him the wannabe Mexican version of JBL, sings Hero by Enrique Eglesias, etc. Then he get's serious, he says he's finally decided who he's gonna face, and it's Alberto. Alberto reacts like "oh no you didn't", then Christian gets sick and tired of his moaning and bitch slaps him (that reminds me, I need to know Christian's bitch slapping techniques…;D), then Alberto and Christian have a fight and as Christian goes for a killswitch on Alberto, Alberto bottles it and looks at Christian like "grrrr !" and Christian looks at Alberto like "FIGHT ME BITCH !" (no one can have ago a me for saying bitch…coz techniquely I'm not swearing coz a bitch is a female dog…:P). The in ring segment ends with Christian's music playing and them staring at eachother and stuff.

Backstage

As Christian walks out of the locker room, he spots a little chihuahua walking around wearing a horrible mask. Christian walks up to the shaky little dog, kneels down and says…

"What in the hell have you got on you're head ?" he continues to stare at the dog puzzled, then he starts to feel sorry for it for having to wear such a horrible thing "poor thing, should I get that ugly mask off ?"

The dog started to wag his tail, but it stopped as it saw a tall man in a black suit with a white scarf round his neck stare down as Christian tried taking off the mask.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID AMERICANO ?" the Mexican JBL wannabe shrieked as he caught Christian removing the mask, he picked up the chihuahua and started to put the mask back on.

"There are 2 things I have to say about that question" said Christian "1. I'm Canadian you idiot and 2. I was trying to get that hideous mask off the poor thing, like I said, I'm nicer to animals than I am to people"

"Whatever" snaps Alberto "you put hands on my chihuahua again I'll hurt you at WrestleMania"

"This is staged you douche" the blonde Canadian snapped "the only way you could hurt me is if we went at it Batista and Booker T style, and I know you wouldn't want that"

"Oh yeah…we'll see about that" the guy that's possibly more annoying than the Miz said, as he stormed off by Christian he gave the dirtiest look to him while Christian looked at him as to say "jackass" while the chihuahua looked at Christian as to say "help me !" (aww poor chihuahua :'(…DAMN YOU ALBERTO !)

WrestleMania :D

Alberto makes his way to the ring first, he starts cutting a promo on every that's happened for the past 4 weeks. Since Christian figured out he'd take a while, he decided to take action and start his plan on stealing Alberto's poorly treated chihuahua. While Alberto was cutting his promo, Christian snuck into the Mexican JBL wannabe's locker room and found the chihuahua –still in the horrible mask- inside a small cage, Christian quietly picked up the cage and took it to his room, people were looking at him strange as he took the horribly masked chihuahua to his locker room down the hall, he did find the staring a little weird –he wasn't so weirded out by Cryme Tyme staring though- (I know they're split but in this fanfic they're not…;D), but if it was to save the poor little animal then it was worth it. Christian saw that Alberto still had like 5 minutes left of his promo, so he walked to the ring and interupted him and gave a little hint that he stole his chihuahua, Alberto didn't get what he was saying and called him a stupid Americano again with Christian replying that he has told him again and again that he's Canadian and added that Edge should add him to his stupid list and that he doesn't know why his best friend is taking so long to add Alberto. The match begins, Christian and Alberto had a good forward and backward bout for the World Heavyweight Championship, the match lasted about 15 minutes with Christian reversing Alberto's finishing move into his own finisher, the killswitch…1, 2, 3…

"Here is your winner and NEWWWW Woooorrrllld Heavyweight Champioooonnnn…Christiaaaannnn !" announces Tony Chimel as Christian celebrated his way over due title win.

Backstage

The cameras show Alberto freaking out because he couldn't find his chihuahua, he runs out of the locker room and bumps into a very happy and amused Christian.

"WHERE IS IT ?" shrieks Alberto looking more furious than he has been before

"Where's what ?" says Christian trying to act like he knows nothing and trying to hold back hysterical laughter

"MY CHIHUAHUA YOU STUPID AMERICANO !" snaps Alberto looking like his eyeballs are going to fall out of his meathead (is it just me or does anyone think Mexican JBL has a bit of a meathead ?...;D)

Christian sighs "how many times do I have to tell you ?, I'm Canadian"

"WHATEVER !" Alberto snaps again "NOW WHERE IS MY CHIHUAHUA ?"

"Oh you're chihuahua" says Christian still holding back laughter "well…lets just say…it prefers guys who are nicer to animals than people" Christian gives Alberto an evil smirk then Alberto realises Christian has his chihuahua.

"You didn't" the Mexican JBL wannabe said staring at Christian in shock

"Yup" said Christian with a dorky grin on his face "now I have your title…and your mistreated dog" as Christian said that he walked to his locker room with the dorky grin still on his face.

Ending Note: Hope you like it, I think this is the most random thing I've ever written…:P. Wait, if this were my English work I'd take it back, but it isn't so…yeah I can call this my most random story. I'm thinking of writing another one of these, but with Edge and his list of stupid things, I dunno though…ok I'm gonna end this before I start going on forever lols, now I'm gonna stop right…now.