quit looking at me huckleberry!
maya, shut up please
ooh, testy today, are we?
i'm trying to concentrate
oh iknowyou are, i can feel your eyes burning into the back of my head.
well, it's kind of hard to miss. your head is huge
maya?
maya? i'm joking. you have a very nice head. i'm a fan of your head! it's got character.
maya!
yes?
i'm sorry about the head comment. you know how much i love your head. please forgive me?
i'll consider it. meanwhile, what's this i hear about a date with miss sarah carpenter?
yeah, she asked me last period to go to the movies tonight
and you said yes? are you crazy, friar?
hey, sarah's nice
that's beside the point. geralyn the lunch lady is nice but you're not gonna touchherhand when reaching for the popcorn bucket, are you? sarah'll never leave you alone after this, you know
just like you won't leave me alone?
strike deux, sundance. strike deux
so you DO pay attention in french class! that's great news, maya.
oui, and shut up. anyway, you can't go out with sarah. you have plans tonight with me. friday night is 80s slasher horror film night. and it's your turn to provide the snacks! i want my red vines and junior mints, dammit!
i'll make it up to you, i promise. i'll bring mama's homemade doughnuts next time!
mama's doughnuts are tempting, but still, you've never missed it. it's our legacy as the only singletons left of the group now that riley and farkle finally got together and zay and smackle started smackin' on (hehe, see what i did there?). you can't bail on me now, sundance
as much as i'll miss the comedic wit you've just demonstrated so wonderfully, this is a special occasion. i'm going on a date and i haven't been on one since…forever.
a date with SARAH
i already said yes to her. it would be rude to cancel.
you disappoint me endlessly…
wait a minute, are you jealous?
moi? jealous?
yes, you! oh my god, you're JEALOUS
i guess i am. i've always wanted to go on a date with sarah, she's very pretty. she reminds me of me, actually. do you see it too?
ha ha. you know what i mean, maya.
i don't believe i do, mr friar.
MAYA.
RANGER RICK.
you're jealous of sarah because you want to go on a date with me! fess up, shortstack!
oh huckleberry. it sounds tomethatyouwould like to go on a date withme.
i didn't say that! stop changing the subject! answer me.
MAYA
i'm going to take your non-response as a yes. you're jealous and you're in love with me and you want to marry me on pappy joe's ranch and have three – no, four – of my little cowboy babies
maya if you don't reply to this one you're confirming this
maya
maya reply
it seems to me like you already have your answer, lucas
what?
wait, WHAT
MAYA
MAYA PENELOPE HART
MAYA WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
maya please you're killing me
have fun on your date! xo
MAYA
DOES THAT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS
MAYA!