R&J-The YuGiOh Way
By: rox
Director: rox
Assistant Director: Suicune
Assistant Director 2: Raven
Narrator: Mokuba
Romeo: Yami
Juliet: Serenity
Nurse: Kaiba
Prince: Kaiba
Tybalt: Bakura
Benvolio: Ryou
Friar Laurence: Joey
Paris: Yugi
Mercutio: Yugi
Lady Capulet: Mai
Capulet: Duke
Lady Montague: Tea
Montague: Tristan
(Cap.) Servant 1: Christy
(Cap.) Servant 2: Jasmine
(Mont) Servant 3: Kelley
(Mont) Servant 4: Kristen
rox: Welcome to the showing of Rome and Paris-I mean Romeo and Juliet!
Mokuba: Shall I begin?
Suicune: Of course.
-~-Act I Scene 1-~-
Mokuba: Servants 3 and 4 are walking through the market when they see servants 1 and 2 buying food. They decide to start trouble...
Servant 4/Kristen: *flicks off servant 1 & 2*
Servant 2/Jazmine: did you bite your thumb at us?
Servant 3/Kelley: She flicked you off, is there a difference?
Servant 1/Christy: Shut-up! You! *points at Servant 1* did you flick us off?
Servant 4/Kristen: No shit!
Servant 1/Christy: Draw your sword! *takes out sword*
Servant 4/Kristen: Fine by me! *takes out sword*
Servant 2 & 3: *take out...stick?* HEY!
rox: We ran out of money!
Servant 3/Kelley: How?
rox: Buying candy..
Servants (all): .
Suicune: GET BACK TO THE PLAY!
Servants (all): RIGHT!
Mokuba: Servants 1 and 4 began to sword fight while 2 and 3 stick fight.
Angry mob: SHUT-UP!
~@#@~
Lady Cap/Mai: Are they fighting? Duk-Capulet! Sit down!
Cap/Duke: But I wanna fight! Now! Why won't you let me fight? I wanna fight! I wanna fight! I wan-
Lady Cap/Mai: *slaps Duke* Shut it!
~@#@~
Lady Mont/Tea: Where's Romeo?
Mont/Tristan: Who cares, I wanna fight!
Lady Mont/Tea: NO!
Mont/Tristan: Why not?
Lady Mont/Tea: *slaps him* 'cause you're an idiot!
~@#@~
Benvolio/Ryou: Stop fighting!
Tybalt/Bakura: Shut up you stupid hikari! Lets fight! *draws sword*
Benvolio/Ryou: No! It's just pointless!
Tybalt/Bakura: No, it has a VERY sharp point *swings at Ryou*
Benvolio/Ryou: *doges* NO! Leave me alone!
Prince/Kaiba: SHUT-UP ALL YOU IDIOTS!
All: O.O
Prince/Kaiba: That's better. This is the third time this has happened! If this happens again I'll kill you all! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
All: o.O'
Mokuba: Seto!
Prince/Kaiba: What?
rox: *banging head on table* READ! THE! SCRIPT!
Prince/Kaiba: Fine. Capulets, I will talk to you know. I'll deal with you *points at Tristan* later! *leaves*
Lady Mont/Tea: What happened?
Benvolio/Ryou: The stupid servants started fighting. I tried to stop them but Baku-
rox: *a-hem!*
Benvolio/Ryou: I mean Tybalt decided to fight me. Then Kaib-I mean Prince Escalus made the announcement.
Lady Mont/Tea: Okay. Where's Yami?
rox: *banging head on wall*
Lady Mont: Romeo! Where's Romeo?
Benvolio/Ryou: I saw him earlier.
Mont/Tristan: Man, my stupid son keeps crying about something!
Lady Mont/Tea: *slap* don't talk about Romeo like that!
Mont/Tristan: OW!
Raven: *snickers*
Mont/Tristan: IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Raven: Yes it is.
Benvolio/Ryou: Look, isn't that Romeo? I'll talk to him alone.
Lady Mont/Tea: Okay! *grabs Tristan and starts pulling him off stage* Come on! *throws him off stage into orchestra pit*
Benvolio/Ryou: Good morning Cousin!
Romeo/Yami: Is it still morning?
Benvolio/Ryou: No duh, it's only nine!
Romeo/Yami: Was that my *cough bastard cough* father who just left?
Benvolio/Ryou: Yes
Romeo/Yami: Good! I didn't want to talk to him!
Benvolio/Ryou: Whatever, I don't really like him either. Poor Tea, stuck with that loser.
Mont/Tristan: *offstage* HEY!
rox: Looks up to sky* Why me?
Benvolio/Ryou: Um..*looks at pieces of paper, shrugs, throws papers over shoulder* so...how did you do in the tournament?
rox: *looks at trashed papers* Please tell me that wasn't his script...
Raven: Sorry, can't
Suicune: PEOPLE! LET'S CONTINUE! *gives death glare*
Benvolio/Ryou: What's wrong?
Romeo/Yami: This play.
Benvolio/Ryou: *whispering* Yami, your lines....
Romeo/Yami: *rolls eyes* I'm in love with a girl who hates me.
Benvolio/Ryou:: No really?
Romeo/Yami: Yea, and she is HOT!
Benvolio/Ryou:: I'll show you some other cute girls!
Romeo/Yami: Why bother? I'll love her forever!
Tybalt/Bakura: YOU BAKA PHARAOH! YOU'RE LYING!!!
Raven: Shut the hell up! *drags Tybalt off stage*
Suicune, rox, Mokuba: *taking aspirin*
Benvolio/Ryou: Anyways, um...I'll make you forget her!
Romeo/Yami: Good,! I mean, there's no way you can do that.
Benvolio/Ryou: I'll do it or die trying!
Tybalt/Bakura: If my hikari dies so do you!
Raven: * throws him off stage violently*
Mokuba: They both left, Benvolio desperately trying to convince Romeo of...*looks at rox* do I have to do this?
rox: Oh forget it....Please review!
By: rox
Director: rox
Assistant Director: Suicune
Assistant Director 2: Raven
Narrator: Mokuba
Romeo: Yami
Juliet: Serenity
Nurse: Kaiba
Prince: Kaiba
Tybalt: Bakura
Benvolio: Ryou
Friar Laurence: Joey
Paris: Yugi
Mercutio: Yugi
Lady Capulet: Mai
Capulet: Duke
Lady Montague: Tea
Montague: Tristan
(Cap.) Servant 1: Christy
(Cap.) Servant 2: Jasmine
(Mont) Servant 3: Kelley
(Mont) Servant 4: Kristen
rox: Welcome to the showing of Rome and Paris-I mean Romeo and Juliet!
Mokuba: Shall I begin?
Suicune: Of course.
-~-Act I Scene 1-~-
Mokuba: Servants 3 and 4 are walking through the market when they see servants 1 and 2 buying food. They decide to start trouble...
Servant 4/Kristen: *flicks off servant 1 & 2*
Servant 2/Jazmine: did you bite your thumb at us?
Servant 3/Kelley: She flicked you off, is there a difference?
Servant 1/Christy: Shut-up! You! *points at Servant 1* did you flick us off?
Servant 4/Kristen: No shit!
Servant 1/Christy: Draw your sword! *takes out sword*
Servant 4/Kristen: Fine by me! *takes out sword*
Servant 2 & 3: *take out...stick?* HEY!
rox: We ran out of money!
Servant 3/Kelley: How?
rox: Buying candy..
Servants (all): .
Suicune: GET BACK TO THE PLAY!
Servants (all): RIGHT!
Mokuba: Servants 1 and 4 began to sword fight while 2 and 3 stick fight.
Angry mob: SHUT-UP!
~@#@~
Lady Cap/Mai: Are they fighting? Duk-Capulet! Sit down!
Cap/Duke: But I wanna fight! Now! Why won't you let me fight? I wanna fight! I wanna fight! I wan-
Lady Cap/Mai: *slaps Duke* Shut it!
~@#@~
Lady Mont/Tea: Where's Romeo?
Mont/Tristan: Who cares, I wanna fight!
Lady Mont/Tea: NO!
Mont/Tristan: Why not?
Lady Mont/Tea: *slaps him* 'cause you're an idiot!
~@#@~
Benvolio/Ryou: Stop fighting!
Tybalt/Bakura: Shut up you stupid hikari! Lets fight! *draws sword*
Benvolio/Ryou: No! It's just pointless!
Tybalt/Bakura: No, it has a VERY sharp point *swings at Ryou*
Benvolio/Ryou: *doges* NO! Leave me alone!
Prince/Kaiba: SHUT-UP ALL YOU IDIOTS!
All: O.O
Prince/Kaiba: That's better. This is the third time this has happened! If this happens again I'll kill you all! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
All: o.O'
Mokuba: Seto!
Prince/Kaiba: What?
rox: *banging head on table* READ! THE! SCRIPT!
Prince/Kaiba: Fine. Capulets, I will talk to you know. I'll deal with you *points at Tristan* later! *leaves*
Lady Mont/Tea: What happened?
Benvolio/Ryou: The stupid servants started fighting. I tried to stop them but Baku-
rox: *a-hem!*
Benvolio/Ryou: I mean Tybalt decided to fight me. Then Kaib-I mean Prince Escalus made the announcement.
Lady Mont/Tea: Okay. Where's Yami?
rox: *banging head on wall*
Lady Mont: Romeo! Where's Romeo?
Benvolio/Ryou: I saw him earlier.
Mont/Tristan: Man, my stupid son keeps crying about something!
Lady Mont/Tea: *slap* don't talk about Romeo like that!
Mont/Tristan: OW!
Raven: *snickers*
Mont/Tristan: IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Raven: Yes it is.
Benvolio/Ryou: Look, isn't that Romeo? I'll talk to him alone.
Lady Mont/Tea: Okay! *grabs Tristan and starts pulling him off stage* Come on! *throws him off stage into orchestra pit*
Benvolio/Ryou: Good morning Cousin!
Romeo/Yami: Is it still morning?
Benvolio/Ryou: No duh, it's only nine!
Romeo/Yami: Was that my *cough bastard cough* father who just left?
Benvolio/Ryou: Yes
Romeo/Yami: Good! I didn't want to talk to him!
Benvolio/Ryou: Whatever, I don't really like him either. Poor Tea, stuck with that loser.
Mont/Tristan: *offstage* HEY!
rox: Looks up to sky* Why me?
Benvolio/Ryou: Um..*looks at pieces of paper, shrugs, throws papers over shoulder* so...how did you do in the tournament?
rox: *looks at trashed papers* Please tell me that wasn't his script...
Raven: Sorry, can't
Suicune: PEOPLE! LET'S CONTINUE! *gives death glare*
Benvolio/Ryou: What's wrong?
Romeo/Yami: This play.
Benvolio/Ryou: *whispering* Yami, your lines....
Romeo/Yami: *rolls eyes* I'm in love with a girl who hates me.
Benvolio/Ryou:: No really?
Romeo/Yami: Yea, and she is HOT!
Benvolio/Ryou:: I'll show you some other cute girls!
Romeo/Yami: Why bother? I'll love her forever!
Tybalt/Bakura: YOU BAKA PHARAOH! YOU'RE LYING!!!
Raven: Shut the hell up! *drags Tybalt off stage*
Suicune, rox, Mokuba: *taking aspirin*
Benvolio/Ryou: Anyways, um...I'll make you forget her!
Romeo/Yami: Good,! I mean, there's no way you can do that.
Benvolio/Ryou: I'll do it or die trying!
Tybalt/Bakura: If my hikari dies so do you!
Raven: * throws him off stage violently*
Mokuba: They both left, Benvolio desperately trying to convince Romeo of...*looks at rox* do I have to do this?
rox: Oh forget it....Please review!