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Chap 1: What the news paper says

Have you ever wondered what ninja do in their free time? Have you ever thought that they could actually be like normal people and go out for the hell of it? Have you ever thought that had no social life and just worked on missions and then sat at home alone then trained? Well I am a reporter for the 'Ninja News Weekly'. Well you may be thinking that I have no right prying into peoples life… well I do and I love what I do. I am also a ninja, so really I have two jobs! Cool huh? Most of you reading this think. "Well ante she all high and mighty!" Well no I'm not really, this article means a lot to me and the ninjas. We want to get through your fat skulls that we are normal people too, it is just we can do little fancy tricks that save your ass's . Ha-ha! Well it is true… well I interviewed several; people to see what they did and well that turned out flat! Ha-ha!Rubes back of head well I am actually someone who tries everything and anything to get answers and will stop at nothing to get them. My name by now you all are wondering is Crow Shadows… weird I know but it is my name and you can't complain! So HA! Dose little pose Well this will also be on TV so read it and then see what they do!

I may seem a little persuasive… just a tad…. Um well rubes back of head again well let me see I got to hang out with… um Kakashi Hatake, Shikamaru Nara, Naruto… you all know him! Um and several more… Well um not exactly in that order! Ha-ha… um well I guess u all can just watch it on TV so… this article is pointless… I guess… kinda… yeah! Well this is all I'll write then! Well watch it at 5:30… and 7:45!

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"Hey Kakashi! Hurry up with those drinks! The football game is on any minuet!" Asuma shouted from Kakashi's couch.

"I all ready told you… we're going to watch the news! Now here is that drink," Kakashi responded, practically throwing the drink at Asuma.

"What the news? The first kickoff is tonight! You said we were going to watch it!" Asuma shouted whining as all men do love football to much… for their own good!

"You remember that girl I hung out with for all most… two weeks," Kakashi slouched down in his couch and opened the beer bottle.

"Yeah… she was really cool and had some sweet moves and was really hot!" Asuma replied with putting his feet on Kakashi coffee table

"You have bad grammar… you didn't invite anyone else did you?" Kakashi asked curiously hoping that it was no.

"Well a few…"

"How many is a few?" Kakashi asked getting a little mad that he had invited some people without his permission as he always did though.

"Um… I'll name them… Sakura, Naruto too…"

"That all?"

"No, Hinata is coming with Naruto, and Neji too, along with Shikamaru, Ino and, Chouji, Anko is coming too, um… and Iruka too, some more left, just a few," Asuma notice Kakashi getting a little ticked at him, just a tad. "Kiba, Shino, Kurenai! Um.. and Tenten! That is it Kakashi!" Asuma smiled, hoping that Kakashi wouldn't be mad.

"Well then.." Asuma sighed as Kakashi seemed… happy? "Your getting all their drinks then," Kakashi said smirking.

A Few hours later!

"Asuma when did you say that they should come here?" Kakashi asked as he looked at the time the program had been delayed until 10:35 and it was all ready 10:00.

"Well I told them it was at 10:35… so they should be here about now?"

With that cue the doorbell rang. Kakashi motioned to Asuma to get it. Kakashi was about to start drinking out the noise that was to come with all the people. The flood of people came in… all 12. Kakashi went and got chairs for everyone. On the crouch was Hinata in Naruto's lap half asleep and Naruto just talking away to Sakura who sat next to Ino who some how some extra people got flooded in sat in some guys lap flirting. A chair next to the couch was Iruka, on the opposite side of the couch in another chair was Tenten squeezed with Neji next to her. Sitting below the couch on the floor was Chouji with Shino to his right and Kiba and Akamaru to his left. Asuma stood behind the couch with a beer in his hand. Kakashi was lying on the floor with Anko next to him Shikamaru sitting next to them about 2 feet away. Asuma ran back and forth to the kitchen a lot before the program started. Everyone hushed as the TV blaired.