If Naruto was a creep

by PJH LOVERS

(Warning: do not read if nauseated easily or have no sense of dark humor) Just a Fanfic of a type of series called, If Naruto was . Speaking of which, I would like to ask you, the reviewers, to put your idea of If Naruto was and I might right it! So yah. BANANAS.

One day in the very weird village of Konoha...

Naruto Uzumaki was telling a story to his Ninja friends, "..and then I said, 'YOU CAN PUNCH ME, YOU CAN KICK ME, YOU CAN EVEN KILL ME. BUT NO ONE TAKES MY RAMEN!' Then he took my Ramen so I ate him."

Naruto gave his friends a creepy smile. "Hey guys", said Naruto, "I'm pretty hungry, who here wants to buy me lunch?"

No one volunteered.

"Okay then, thank you Kiba for being so kind and buying me lunch!"

"Wait, WHAT? I'm not buying you lunch!", said Kiba

Naruto did not like what Kiba said. In fact, he stared at Kiba with eyes that were so deathly that Kiba's eyes melted and passed out, dead.

"So, who wants to buy me lunch?", Naruto asked once more to his friends.

Everyone said no...So Naruto killed the rest of his friends and spent his lunch picking his teeth at their corpses. :-)

THE END