[summary] – Rumours – There are a lot of rumours surrounding Neville's Great Aunt Enid. Sometimes it's hard to separate truth from fiction.
A/N - This is for my fellow Wanderers. Ask, and you shall receive. Or, in this case, make a joke and watch as Em takes it too far.
Some of these are taken from things my teammates have said :)
So, FF, Carmen, Liza, Rose, Lynn, Dina, and Myc, this is for you:
"What can I tell you about Neville's Great Aunt Enid?"
"I heard she was involved in the Goblin Rebellions!"
"Don't be ridiculous! The last one was in the eighteenth century. It's no wonder you failed History of Magic!"
"Maybe she had a Time-Turner! You don't know!"
"Well, I heard she pioneered women's Quidditch!"
"Is she old enough for that?"
"I heard she went to Hogwarts with McGonagall."
"Well, I heard it was Dumbledore."
"She can't be that old. Didn't she used to have a thing with the Minister?"
"I thought it was Rosemerta."
"Rosemerta? Really?"
"It's more believable than the Minister!"
"Yeah, didn't Neville's Great Aunt Enid steal a thestral once?
"I thought it was a dragon."
"A dragon? Did you get hit by the Whomping Willow?"
"No. But I heard Neville's Great Aunt Enid decorated it with Muggle fairy lights once."
"Well, that's blatantly not true. It can't have been there when she was still at Hogwarts."
"Who said she was a student when she did it?"
"Well, she did have some pretty wild and crazy teenage years."
"I heard she just got worse as she aged."
"Yeah, didn't she get banned from three Wetherspoons in the last year?"
"I'm pretty sure it was at least seven."
"Honestly, she seems like the sort of person who hits people with her walking stick when they annoy her."
"I bet she only keeps it for the aesthetic."
"I heard she shrunk down a live Hippogryph and used it as a decoration."
"I imagine the ministry would have put a stop to that pretty quick."
"Probably. But I bet she just got more creative after that."
"And her dance moves are legendary!"
"How does she find the time to dance? I heard she was always getting herself sent to St Mungo's."
"I thought those were mostly potions mishaps."
"So she can't be very good, then."
"No, I think she's just really into experimental potions."
"Yeah, that's a pretty risky area."
"But she does give really awesome advice, though."
"I bet it's all pretty mean."
"I guess. But apparently she's always down for Firewhisky."
"And she always gets the first round."
"I bet none of this is true. No one's life is as interesting as all that."