Scott Pilgrim Vs. Fallout 3
Disclaimer: Scott Pilgrim is owned by Bryan Lee O'Malley and Oni Press. Fallout 3 is owned by Bethesda Softworks. All other works mentioned belong to various companies and entities
"Hellooo Capital Wasteland! It is I the all powerful 3-Dog," the radio crackled to life. Three young men sat around a small fire.
Scott Pilgrim
Age: 23
Status: Where the hell AM I?
Stephen Stills
Age: 23
Status: Why are we in America?
Neil Nordegraf
Age: 20
Status: I'm' starving.
As the old song "I don't want to set the World on Fire" played Scott looked around at his surroundings.
"Do we have any food?" Young Neil whined.
"Let me check," Stephen Stills said, "Let's see stimpacks, .44 magnum with rounds, shotgun, with rounds, brass knuckles,"
` "Dibs," Scott said interrupting Stephen.
"Dirty water, and… Ah ha! Six Salisbury steaks," Stephen Stills said, ignoring Scott.
"Yay!" Neil said "Aww come on. This is way past the expiration date," Neil complained as he looked at the packages.
"By how long?" Scott asked who was just as hungry as the others.
"200 years," Neil answered.
"Eat it or I will," Scott threatened.
"So how did we get in America and 200 years into the future?" Stephen Stills asked trying to prevent a fight.
"Or better yet," Scott added, "why after a nuclear disaster?'
Let me digress for a second. I, the narrator, chose this locale because…
"Wait a second," Scott yelled, "You did this!"
"The narra… never mind," Scott said.
So they packed up ther supplies and readied their weapons and their guitars.
"I wonder where Kim, Ramona, and Wallace are?" Scott asked as he fiddled with his shiny new brass knuckles.
"Yeah, I hope they're okay," Neil said, his mind wondering to Kim.
Now we will check on the girls…and Wallace.
Ramona Flowers
Age: 24
Status: Where's Scott?
Kim Pine
Age: 23
Status: Why did I get the Brahmin? Oh wait my drums!"
Wallace Wells
Age: 25
Status: Waffle
Care to guess which ones drunk?
"We've been wondering for hours," Wallace said, "But…wait what was I talking about?"
"He's totally trashed," Ramona said to Kim.
"I don't care. I trying to keep my drums on this stupid thing," Kim said hitting the Brahmin. This caused the Brahmin to jump out of fear almost losing the drum kit.
"Look,*hic*, there," a quite drunk Wallace said. there in the distance was a radio tower and that's where they decided to go.
Scott was messing with the group's radio flipping through the static. Then all of the sudden…
"Wait go back," Stephen Stills yelled.
"I…but…it's…it's totally…it's…you…you're not the boss of…me?" Scott said.
Do it Pilgrim," Neil said pointing his shotgun in Scott's face.
"Dang Young Neil what's with all the violence? I blame the narrator," Scott said turning it back slowly. As he turned it back to the correct station, they heard the unmistakable sound of drums…
To be continued.
AN: Alright first of all to anyone who has read my other fanfic I am not quitting. My cousin decided to do a Scott Pilgrim Fallout 3 crossover and I am helping him. Secondly I know this is a short chapter but it's just a prologue so later chapters will be longer. Anyway I hope you enjoyed this and please review.