Well hello everyone! A few of you may know me from fictionpress but if not, I'm Lamblove (AKA Shira). I've seen a lot of My Immortal parodies, so thank you for clicking on mine! Hopefully, I'll make you laugh...or cry at the sudden drop in intelligence. But anyways, please enjoy! Oh, and I don't own Harry Potter, nor do I own My Immortal. Only my comments.

Chapter 1. (The beginning of the end)

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) (So now "goffik" people have "fangz"? I thought this was wizards, not vampires)2 my gf (ew not in that way) (then why even say it?) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. (Raven helped you with the spelling? I'm afraid to know what the original looked like...) U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (Man, your parents really must have hated you) and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) (Because all babies are born with a full head of long black hair) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) (I'd love to, but I sadly have to continue). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie (Incest much?). I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white (If your teeth are perfect, then your fangs "joke" doesn't make any sense. At all.). I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) (No, really? I never would have guessed.) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots (Does Hot Topic even sell that stuff?). I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining (Sleet...?) so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. (Charming.)

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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AN: IS it good? (No.) PLZ tell me fangz!

Well, there's chapter one of the infamous My Immortal, with some (hopefully) funny commentary. So please, comment rate and review! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go clean my brain. This is Shira, signing off!