Does Pony have red hair? I think it's like red-brown, but really people, would you rather hear Pony the Red Haired Greaser or Pony the Sort of Redish-Brownish Or Something Like That Haired Greaser? Now read and try not to judge to hard.
Ponyboy the red haired greaser
Had some very awesome hair
And though all the Soc wanted it
They said they really didn't care
All of the jealous Soc used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Pony join in any rumbles or games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve a T.V. agent came to say
"Pony, with your hair so right. Will you be our star shining bright?"
But all the Soc still hated him
So he punched them out with glee
Ponyboy the red haired Greaser
You'll go down in history
Yeah, it's not really one of my favorites, but oh well, it was fun to write.