Title: This is Freakin' Insane

Summary: E/O Challenge: Rock/Keep. Castiel has found the solution to their whole Apocalypse problem. Sam doesn't buy it too easily.

Genre: Gen., Humor.

Ratings: K+ for language

Status: Unbeta'd

Word Count: 148


"Wait, wait, wait. So you're telling me that-"

"Yeah Sam, that's what he's saying."

"Dean, dude, seriously this is insane! Cas, I know you're probably right but, still man, this is freakin' insane."

"Yes Sam, I uh, understood that the first time you said this was 'insane.'"

"Aw look at what you did Sammy. Cas's feelings are hurt now."

"Actually Dean, I feel quite fine. I am neither injured physically or emotionally."

"..." Stares.

"..." Stares.

"..." Two blinks.

"So, you're telling me, again, that we can save the whole freakin' world with this thing?"

"Yeah Sam. With this rock."

"Next you're going to tell me is that Satan kept a puppy before he was sent down."

"Actually, that is what Cerberus was before Lucifer was sent to hell."

"..." Arched Eyebrow.

"..." A twin arched eyebrow.

"..." Two blinks and then flap of wings.

"Hate it when he does that." Twin sighs.


Notes: In which the world can be saved by a rock. Which rock? I really don't know but maybe the rock Excalibur was found in just because =/