Okay so this is going to be some adventure…so I'll go ahead and stop wasting time and start the story hehe! note: this is NOT a Mary-Sue! All flames WILL be flushed down the drain and into the sewers of unwantedness. So you have been warned D

Disclaimer: I don't own ANY of the FMA characters. Because BONES owns them. SO THERE. I don't own the Josie and the Pussy Cats songs, nor do I own a tour bus…and such things…o there. All I own is Elsie, Leon, Caelie, and Gracie…oh and Cloe…yeah I own the cat…not really its just a made up cat…

SO NOW! ON WITH THE STORY! –note might contain somewhat of a spoiler…-

Ed and Al were sitting in the Rockbell house hold on summer day. It was hot outside, and Winry was working on Ed's auto mail repairs. "All done" She said and she putting a wrench back into its case. The Blonde boy scanned his arm over and thanked the girl. She smiled at him and he smiled back. "Common Al, let's go practice." He said standing up and putting his shirt back on.

"BUT I JUST FIXED IT! NOW YOU'RE PLANNING ON BREAKING IT AGAIN!" The girl yelled at him, throwing the same wrench at his head, and hitting him right between the eyes. "No Winry! No! Al and I just haven't sparred today!" The boy explained before running out of the house, a suit of armor following close behind.

The two started sparring, the armor winning, until a screech was heard not far from where they were. They stopped and spotted a huge vehicle type thing skidded to the side of the road. The two boys ran over to see what had happened. The vehicle was taller than any automobile Ed had ever seen, and wider. The door creaked open, and out came two girls. "Ow…my head…where are we? All I saw was black then this…that was not good for my vocal chords..." The other nodded. The one, who had spoken, was wearing blue jeans and a purple tank top, with long, wavy black hair. The other was a red head, which was tired into a pony tail, wearing the same type outfit, but with a green halter top. They were both taller, going at about 5 7 in height.

"Ugh. WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON LANCE AND GIVE HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND!" a third came out. Funny thing was she looked EXACTLY like ed. same color hair, same height; only thing was she wore black jeans, red tank top, and ear rings. "LANCE! YOU GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE SO I CAN BEAT YOU TO A BLODDY PULP YOU DAMN DRIVER!" She yelled. Yep, same temper.

"hehe, sorry about that. I don't know what happened." A boy about their age hopped out for the front of the vehicle. He was rubbing the back of his head. He was a brown headed man, who was going at about 5 9. "Uh huh. WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!" She yelled again looking at him. The two tall girls sweat drop. "This is the lead signer for you… Hey Gracie, check on the instruments make sure they ain't damaged." The red head said pointing towards the door. The black head, now noted as Gracie nodded and went inside.

"Caelie, do you have any idea where we are?" The blonde asked looking at the red head known as Caelie. "Not a clue…dude, IT'S NOT EVEN MARKED ON THE MAP!" the black head stared at a rather large sheet of paper, with an unknown continent on it. "excuse me…" The girls didn't notice the blonde boy for a few minutes. "EXCUSE ME!" He yelled again, getting their attention.

"HOLY HELL! ELSIE, HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU!" Caelie said, pointing to him with un-believed eyes. Elsie turned, looked at the boy and shrugged. "I see no resemblance…" The brunette male sighed. "Elsie, she's kinda got a point. You're both short, have the same hair style and everything." Elsie and Ed both fumed, and said in unison; "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT, SHE/HE COULDN'T BE SEEN RIDING ON THE BACK OF A GRASSHOPPER!" (Elsie said she, ed said he..) The two looked at each other then looked away.

"Leon, you can bet when we get to the concert hall, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!" Leon let out another sigh. "Sorry about that, can you tell us where we are?" Al nodded and introduced the two. "You're in resembool, (if I spelt it wrong, can someone tell me so I can change it? THANKS!) I'm Alphonse Elric, and this is my older brother Edward Elric."

Elsie stopped and turned around. "You're last name is…Elric." The others stared at them again in disbelieve. The two brothers nodded, before Elsie could scream, Caelie had covered her mouth. "Hehehehe, sorry I'm Caelie Walkers, This is Leon Prescott, inside is Gracie McMillan, and This is Elsie…um" Elsie removed Caelie's hand form her mouth, by trying to bite it. "Elsie, Elsie Elric." The two brothers looked at her. Was she lying? "That's not possible. We don't have another sibling." Ed said glaring at her. "GOOD! BECAUSE, I'M AN ONLY CHILD! THANKS!" She snapped back. Caelie grabbed a hold on Elsie and threw her back into the van. "Sorry about that, she's a little hot headed. So where are we again, because, this 'resembool' isn't on the American map." Ed and Al looked at her.

"What's America?" Al asked looking at her. Caelie was already on the ground laughing. "How can you not know what America is? It's only the richest continent on the face of the earth! Where are you 1812?" Ed and Al sighed, still not understanding. "No, more like 1920" (is this date right?) Caelie laughed again. "Better get you're head out of the gutter, this is the year 2006 not 1920. Otherwise we would be in World War One right now." She said taking a deep breath.

"All the instruments are fine Cael-…oh. HI!" Gracie said hopping out from eh vehicle. "Why's Elsie so pissed off?" She asked Caelie. "Because, she's just Elsie, that's why. Care to come in, it's going to rain in a minute" Leon asked, looking up at the sky.

The two brothers nodded, and the five headed inside. "Whoa! Outside it looks so small..." Ed stated, looking around the van. The floor was made of a purple carpet, while there were black and white couches sitting around. There was a table to one side, and a band setup to the other. It looked somewhat like a pimped out ride to a lot of people, but Ed and Al had no idea what half the stuff was.

"This is our tour bus." Elsie said, popping out from what appeared to be a kitchen. "What's that?" Ed asked again, sitting down on one of the couches. "I swear, you're not making any since, but oh well. We're a band. We travel the country, performing music for people." She said flopping down on the one opposite the couch Ed was sitting on. "Hey, what's up with your arm?" Leon asked shutting the bus door. "Nothing..." Was all Ed said.

"okay, well where do you live? Will give ya a lift! In the mean time we need to practice" Elsie said grabbing on of the guitars. "Rockbell house, it's not far, just up the ways a bit, can't miss it." Al stated, watching the red head grab two sticks, and sitting down behind what looked like drums. While the black headed, grabbed another guitar and stood behind a mic farther back form the one Elsie was at.

"Okay you heard em Leon!" Elsie said before pressing a button that turned everything on. Leon nodded and headed into the drivers part of the car, started it up while the Elsie started playing the guitar, then stopped.

"1,2, 1,2,3,4" Gracie said hitting her sticks together. ON the four, they all started playing the weird instruments, Elsie singing. It was a song called "Spin around" (by Josie and the pussy cats) the song ended and another immediately came on called "come on" (again by Josie and the pussycats) Ed and Al looked astonished by the fast 'a bunch of girls' could pull something like that off. They ended the song and sat the instruments done. "I hate that last song.

It's always so hard for me to get the vocals right" Elsie said shrugging. "I'd imagine so, shrimp" Caelie teased, only to have Elsie lunge at her. "I TOLD OYU TO NEVER CALL ME THAT! WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!" she yelled.

"Anyways, where's Cloe? I haven't seen her all day!" elsie looked around, and as if god understood, a calico cat walked out form underneath the couch, stretched, and walked over to the blonde, rubbing up against her legs. "there you are you silly cat!" She said picking it up. Ed glared at the thing. "YOU HAVE A CAT!" Al asked, excited. "Sure do. I don't really like them, but I made an exception. I couldn't leave her out in the cold so we decided to make her part of the team. Ed shrugged but let it slide, changing the subject. "So where'd you make that music come from?" The three girls stared at him blankly. Was he serious? "Um, our instruments…duh." Gracie said, mocking him. "I know but how?" He asked again.

"Dunno, it just does, nuff said" Elsie glared at him. The bus came to a halt. "We're here. Rockbell auto-mail, right?" Leon asked as Al nodded. "We'll have to stay here till we can get more gas, then we will be on our way." Pinako, and Winry came outside, Staring at the vehicle. As soon as Elsie came out, she got hit right in the head by a wrench. "EDWARD ELRIC! JUST WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?" Winry yelled at her. "What the hell is wrong with you people! We drop these guys off AND I GE TA WRENCH THROWN AT ME!" Elsie said, shooting up and ready to lunge at the girl, fire in her eyes.

Winry blinked, noticing that the girl wasn't ed. "oh! I'm so sorry miss! It's just you look so much like- ED!" Winry said, noticing her blonde haired friend stepping out of the bus. There went another wrench; landing right in the forehead of Edward Elric. "Winry, it's fine really. We just happened upon so stragglers who were lost. Was all" Ed said standing up, and rubbing his forehead. Unnoticed to him, he was now standing right by Elsie. And truly Winry and Pinako wouldn't be able to tell them apart; if it wasn't for the fact Elsie looked more like a girl with more than just her facial expression.

Roy, of all people, stepped out from the Rockbell house and stared at the two. "Wow, since when does shrimpy there have a twin sister?" The two fumed. "I AM NOT SHORT! AND WE AREN'T RELATED!" They yelled, looking at each other. "EVEN IF WE DO HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME!" They said again in unison, gaining even more wide eyes. "You have the same last name!" Winry asked, grabbing the girl's shoulders. "So? What of it? LEMME GO!" she yelled, trying to get out of the girls grip

Leon stepped out of the bus, saw the Elsie glaring and realized something was up. "Elsie, what did you do?" He asked. "I DID NOTHING! I TELL YOU NOTHING! SHE'S THE ONE WHO THREW A DAMN WRENCH AT ME!"

Okay so it's a sucky start. BUT I DON'T CARE! MY STORY MY PLOT LINE! D so there! So now you've met the band crew. :3 and ED'S ALTER! So if you don't get that. Watch the movie…it will make more sense that way. Who would have thought Ed's alter was a girl named Elsie? XD oh well. I'LL WORK ON THE ENXT CHAPTER ASAP!

-mimiru chan