Just another day in Tokyo High. A bunch of 16 year olds were waiting for their Marriage and Family Class Teacher to arrive.

"Where is he?!?"

"Shouldn't you have gotten used to it by now?" The raven haired boy commented.

"NO! Naruto, how long has it been?"

"Uh…" Said boy looks at the clock…

"I don't know how to read time, Sakura-chan." He scratches the back of his head sheepishly.

"Hn. Typical dobe. Can't even read time." It's obvious who said that.

"Shut up, Uchiha. You know that he didn't go to primary. You tell me how long it's been."

"Che. I don't take orders from anyone."

"Just tell me the fuckin' time, 'chiha."

"You have eyes, you check." He growled as he stood up and slammed his hands on the table leaning towards her.

"I don't have a friggin' watch, dumbass." She said and follows suit.

The two were only inches away from each other. They had no control whatsoever onf their bodies, inching nearer to each other.

'Fuck, I'm too close. Gotta' get rid of this boner."

'Shit. Sasuke's just too damn hot for his own good.'

"Um…Guys?" Forgotten fox boy interrupted their thoughts.

"Guys?" He said a little louder. Cue cricket noises.

"GUYS?!?!"

"What?!?" Both of them shot back at him.

"Could you like…uh …sit down? Everyone's looking.'

"Hn."

"Whatever."

---After 3 seconds---

"I'm bored… and hungry…and tired…and ---"

"Shut up and stop whining billboard brow!" she was cut off by none other than the queen boar herself, Ino.

"What do you want, pig?"

"Nothing really, forehead. Just enjoy annoying you."

"Pig." And so the fighting started. No one really bothered to look 'cuz this was an everyday thing.

"Forehead."

"Piig!"

"Forehead!"

"Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura won. No one can scream longer than her, not even Ino-pig.

"I am not a pig!" Ino defended herself.

"Yes, you are!"

*sigh* Still acting like a bunch of five year olds, I see.

"Nuh-uh!"

"Uh-huh!!!!"

"Nuh-uh!!!!!!"

"Uh-huh!!!!!!!! What do you call this then? Huh? Huh?" She said while poking at Ino's small (enormous) stomach.

"It's called baby fat, forehead!!"

"You're 16, retard! It should have been gone by now!"

-poke-poke-poke-

"Stop it!"

"*sigh* Troublesome women." A certain pineapple shaped haired lazy-ass said who was dragged along by a certain piggy, who made him watch the two girls fight like five year olds, said as he walked away from the situation.

Yup…everything seemed to be normal… Naruto explaining the different flavors of ramen to Hinata and Hinata on the verge of fainting. Neji listening to Tenten blabber about weapons or something while glaring at Naruto, who was not worthy enough to talk to his baby cousin, Hinata. Lee…being…um…Lee. Shikamaru sleeping. Choji eating. Shino…um…standing. Kiba being dog-like or something. Sakura and Ino fighting, And Sasuke watching. Yup…normal.

Now back to Ino and Sakura:

"Sakuraaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop it already!"

-poke-poke-poke-poke-

"I said stooooooooooooooo---"

-poof-

"Yo!" Kakashi finally arrived. The class just shrugged and got back to what they were doing.

-poke-poke-poke-poke-

"What? No, 'Kakashi-sensei, you're late!' crap anymore"

"Eh…we got used to it." The whole class chorused… " I'm not!" …well except for Sakura.

"Such a mean class…"

" Heeey!"

" …well except for you, Sakura."

"Yay!"

"Anyways, do you remember tat compatibility test I gave you?" He said staring into space.

"Hey, Kaka-sensei? What are you looking at? What's there? Is it that thing?"

"Shut up, Naruto. He's having a flashback."

"Oh. Yay! Flashback!"

*Flashback*

Kakashi walks in his class but a liitle early…oh, did a say a little…I meant a lot.

"Good morning, class…" he said while putting his things on the table.

"I said good morning, class…" he said a little louder…nothing.

"Hello? I said good morning, class! Hello?!?!" Kakashi said trying to stay calm.

"Wha? Who? Uh…Where are we?" The whole class said as they woke up

"Oh! Hey, Kaka-sensei! You're early today!" Naruto said always being the first one to speak.

"Woah! Kaka-sensei is early! All hell has frozen over." The other annoying blonde said.

Kakashi sweatdropped. "Never mind. I'm only here because I have to give you this test." He explained wagging the papers in his hand. "Stupid Tsunade. Making me come early and threatening to burn my books." He mumbled under his breath as he passed the papers.

"*yawns & stretches* Hey, Ino. Where's that late-ass of a teacher?" the pink haired beauty asked just waking up.

"Um…Sakura?"

"He's standing right behind me, isn't he?" Ino nods. Sakura turns around slowly meeting the gaze of her teacher.

"Hey, Kaka-sensei." She greeted waving her hand slowly as a sheepish smile graced her face.

"Good morning to you too, Sakura. Have a nice sleep?" Sakura just nods dumbly.

"As I was saying, the test I'm giving you will show who you're compatible with." He explained slowly.

"So it's a compatibility test?" The whole class sweatdropped and started banging their heads on their tables well except for Hinata. Naruto just smiled his big goofy grin.

"Well duh, captain obvious!" Tenten answered his question while thumping him.

"So…yeah…It's to see who you're compatible with in this class. And we're giving it to you to test if it's true! After announcing the results, you and your respective partner will live with each other for 5 months! Doesn't that sound great?" He said jumping and sqealing like a girl while thinking of things no child should see. The whole class groans. 'Kaka-sensei and his perverseness.' They all thought shaking their heads.

*End of Flashback*

"Yeah, well what about it?" Sakura said listening half –heartedly.

"I just got the results."