Disclaimer- Do I look like I own harry Potter????? I don't think so; all things that you recognize are JK rowlings.

AN- PLEASES R&R!!!! That's all I ask!

Ways To Annoy Dumbledore!

Call him a pervert

Shave off all his facial hair

Burn all his lemon drops

Report him for using Snape as his ' boy toy'

Call him your Dumblypoo

Buy him a walker

Ask him if he is a walking zombie

Set him up to duel with Magnus Bane

Tell everybody that he and Voldy are really lovers

Tell everyone that he is GAY!

Call him a Mob (manipulative old bastard)

Ask him if he is still a virgin

Braid his hair

Put red contacts in his eyes

Get him put in a mental institute

AN- SOOOO you know the drill, you R&R and make me very happy! Also if you have any request for people that you want me to make a list for them just PM me or send It in a review and if I've read the book then ill make one! SO happy reading!