Announcer: WHAT A BRILLIANT DAY FOR A POKEMON BATTLE, OUR TWO COMBATANTS, KAI FROM SO MEPLACE JAPAN, AND TAI HAILING FROM OTH ERPLACE, ALSO IN JAPAN, STAND STARING EACH OTHER DOWN!
Kai: XENOBUG, I CHOOSE YOOOOOOUUU
Tai: Heheheha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT DUMB EGG CAN DO ANYTHING!? GENERICHU, I CHOOSE YEEEEEEW!
Announcer: OMGGG, THE COMBATANTS HAVE TOSSED THEIR BALLS AT EACH OTHER, I REPEAT, THE COMBATANTS HAVE PICKED UP THEIR BALLS IN THEIR HANDS AND THROWN IT AT EACH OTHER!111
Tai: OKAY GENERICHU, USE CLAW ATTACK!
Announcer: OH WOW, GENERICHU USED CLAW ATTACK, HOW CAN XENOBUG SURVIVE THIS ONSLAUGHT!? HAHA, I'VE NEVER TOUCHED A WOMAN!
Kai: OK XENOBUG, TIME TO USE FACEHUG!111
Tai: VHAT, IMPOSSIBLE, NO, IT CANNOT BE, IT CAN'T, NOT BE, NOOOOOOOOOOO, DO NOT WANT!
Kai: YES, NOW XENOBUG, USE CHESTBURST!
Announcer: WHAAAAAT, XENOBUG JUST BURSTED OUT OF GENERICHU'S CHEST, Haha, oh God I hate my life...
Tai: NOW XENOBUG, TAKE THIS, THE PILL, CACHE!111
Announcer: XENOBUG JUST EVOLVED AGAIN, IT'S TEARING INTO GENERICHU'S BODY, GENERICHU HAS FAINTED, MY MOTHER SAID I'D NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING IN LIFE
Kai: NO, GENERICHU HAS FAINTED!? *sobs* now my mother won't ever love me...
Announcer: OH NO, LOOKS LIKE XENOBUG WON'T RETURN TO ITS POKEBALL, IT'S USING HEADBITE ON KAI/TAI, OH, LOOKS LIKE THERE'S MORE XENOBUGS...dozens...hundreds...OH LOOK, ONE'S IN THE ROOM WITH ME, HAHA, I'D PRAY TO GOD IF I WASN'T SO SURE I'M GOING TO HELL!
The xenobugs spread like a wildfire, infecting people, leaving thousands dead in their
wake those few people that survive, those few, brave poke-trainers that try to fight this
war know they are watching the end of both man and pokemon.
Author's Note: MAY POKEMON BURN IN HELL FOREVER!