Another mysterious transfer student? This close to the end of our last year? Why would someone's parents be so cruel and unusual to their child like that? Nobody likes to get transferred to another school. Not this close to graduation.

But it was true. And there he was. Standing slouched in front of the class with a bored expression on his face. He actually reminded me of myself. That was a scary thought.

The teacher asked him to introduce himself. "Shinobu Takatsuki." He said bluntly. Without another word or gesture to the rest of the class, he quietly took his seat across the room. I glanced over my shoulder. Haruhi was eying him like a hawk. He was about to be the newest victim of the SOS Brigade. God help us all.

That afternoon, during club meeting, Haruhi was too ecstatic about the new transfer student to focus on any other club activity. Not that there were many to begin with. "Can you believe it! Another transfer student! Things just keep getting weirder and weirder, right Kyon?" She looked over at me. I nodded my head and returned to playing Othello with Asahina. Nagato was in her corner reading and Koizumi was watching us play. Yep, just another day of adventure for the SOS Brigade.

"I have to have him!" Haruhi shouted. She had already turned this transfer student into her own property. There was nothing the poor kid could do now. Now that he had been claimed by none other than the brigade chief herself.

It was times like this that made me question Haruhi's motives and activities for this so-called club. We already had a mysterious transfer student; Itsuki Koizumi. Why did we need another one? Wasn't it weird enough that we already had aliens, time travelers, and espers in this club of ours? Oh wait, she didn't know about that yet. I'm seriously starting to question the meaning of my existence.

Haruhi started to fuss, "Oh, I can't wait any longer! I have to go find him! Now!" I looked up from the Othello board, just having beat Asahina once again, and found Haruhi making her way over to me. Of course. She grabbed me by my shirt collar and dragged me out of the room. I saw Koizumi's face before I was completely out the door. He looked surprised. Wasn't he used to this by now?

She dragged me along for a few more feet before I finally tore away from her deadly grip. "Where is he?" I asked. Haruhi stopped and looked around, "I think he's still in homeroom." She said. Thinking was not good. Especially not for Haruhi Suzumiya. It meant something bad was bound to happen. The victim, of course, being me.

She started off towards homeroom again. I had to jog to keep up with her monster power walking. Although she didn't look it, Haruhi was quite athletic. She didn't have time to focus on sports, though. Or rather, that's what she kept telling me. We arrived at the classroom and barged inside ungracefully. Well, what do you know.

Haruhi was right. For there, sitting in the middle of the classroom, was the new student. Shinobu, I think he said his name was. Haruhi grinned and strolled over to where he was sitting. He was reading a large book. He looked at bit like Nagato that way. Haruhi stood beside him menacingly, hoping that would get his attention. When the boy didn't deviate from his book, Haruhi got irritated.

She then proceeded to prop herself up on top of his desk and sit cross-legged right in front of him. I almost stopped her, but then again, what good would that do? She would've gotten her way in the end, like she always does. Sometimes I feel like her little lap dog. When the boy still didn't notice her presence, Haruhi formulated another plan. This one foolproof.

She took the boy's book and threw it on the floor in a heap. Great plan. Haruhi definitely believed in the ends justifying the means. As greatly demonstrated here. At this, the boy finally looked up at her. He looked pissed. Haruhi smirked, "There you are! Now then, I declare you our newest member of the SOS Brigade! I, as the brigade chief, sincerely welcome you! You should feel special. Not everyone makes it into our club, you know!"

The boy said nothing. He just continued to glare at Haruhi who still sat atop his desk. Although, with the view he had, why was there any reason to be upset? After all, Haruhi still had her school uniform on. Any boy would jump at that opportunity. But there he sat. Looking up at her instead of down. Undaunted. Firm. Annoyed as hell.

Haruhi expected some grateful response, or at least a thank you. All she got was silence. He was really starting to freak me out. Haruhi broke the awkward silence, "So! Since the club is already adjourned, you can come join us tomorrow! Okay?" She looked down and smiled at him. His expression remained the same. He and Haruhi stared at each other for a long time. It almost turned into a contest of who could stare at the other the longest.

Finally the boy blinked. Haruhi smirked and took that as an okay and jumped off the desk. She grabbed my arm and yelled, "C'mon Kyon! Let's go tell the others!" Once again, my efforts to release myself from her terrible grip were futile. We walked out of the classroom, leaving the boy to ponder what exactly he had gotten himself into.

Oh God. Why did I do a crossover? Pourquoiiiiiiii~
I dunno what spawned this piece of junk. Maybe it's just a way to vent all my frustrations of college. :'D
Just kidding. I have no freaking clue.
Well anyway, I have more of this story lying around here somewhere.
I'll probably just post it for the lulz.