Disclaimer: do I really have to tell you I don't own love hina or any of
the animes in this story? Do I? If I owned a big anime, would I be writing
fan fics? No, no I would not.
I also do not own any songs in this fic, you get that, NOT MINE! So don't
sue. (I don't have that much anyway.}
And finally, this is my first song fic, so don't get pissed if it looks
like yours, it's not, I didn't steal any ideas.
Ok, the deal is, you now go and collect every song on here, and listen to
them, imagining the actors in your head, in your own music video, it's that
easy!
A huge crowd is gathered at the beach near the beach side café haruka owns. They all eagerly push into the enclosed area around the stage. A tall blond American teenager with pointy wolf ears and a bushy tail walks out on stage to tremendous applause.
Alex: Hello ladies, gentlemen, and others! (Upon saying others he directly looks at the demons, robots and monsters in the crowd) Alex: welcome to the first official Hinita charity concert!
At the word charity, a large portion of the audience screams and trys to escape, but are stopped by an electric fence. Ash Katchem is sent flying through the air as he is blasted off the fence.
Kitty: hah! I'll just phase through the wall! Upon attempting this young X-men is also blasted into the air.
Several more attempts are made but to no avail.
Alex: I'd like to thank Washu Inc. for help on the force field. A spotlight shines on Washu for a moment and then back to Al.
Al: now you only have to pay if you want to, if you like a song, toss up some money, and the reward gets better.
He gestures to a large thermometer with words at each level, "nude dance by Naru, Seta dances while covered in KY jelly," and other more nasty things.
Alex: this concert is to benefit the anime characters, victimized by destroyed homes. Due to one reason or another, these poor characters have to constantly rebuild their homes due to accidents. And tonight we plan on earning enough money to help rebuild those homes in unbreakable materials. Now let's get on with the show!!!!!
(Crowd cheers)
Alex: the first song will be performed in one minute. (Al then scampers off stage)
Alex: where kitsune? She's on!
Haitian and Shirai look at each other and shrug.
Alex- She can't STILL be in the dressing room can she? Alex runs to the girls dressing room door and swings it open, only to just barely get his message of "Kitsune your on!" before meeting Naru's fist, Su's foot, and motoko's sword face first.
Alex lays on the floor with spirals for eyes as kitsune walks out in a white tank top and torn jeans, with pink hair.
Kitsune- that's not the last time that'll happen tonight.
Kitsune walks out on stage to a huge applause, then upon seeing the lack of skin, less. The music starts,
Pink's don't let me get me as performed by kitsune! Kitsune- (sitting on a stool on stage) Never win first place, I don't support the team, I can't take direction and my socks are never clean. Teachers dated me, My parents hated me, I was always in a fight, Cause I can't do nothing right. (She stands up and stalks towards a mirror) Every day I fight a war agenst the mirror, I can't take the person staring back at me! (Kicks the mirror with her black bitch boots) I'm a hazard to myself! Don't let me get me! I'm my own worst enemy! Battle you and all your selves! So irritating! Don't wanna be my friend no more, I wanna be somebody else! (Back on the stool) L.A told me, you'll be a rock star, All you have to change is everything you are. Tired of being compared, to damn Brittany Spears She's so pretty, that just ain't me! Doctor doctor won't you please prescribe me somethen! A day in the life of someone else! I'm a hazard to myself! Don't let me get me! I'm my own worst enemy,
So irrateing! Don't wanna be my friend no more, I wanna be somebody else! Don't let me get me! I'm my own worst enemy! Battle you and all your selves! So irritating! Don't wanna be my friend no more, Doctor doctor won't you please prescribe me somethen! A day in the life of someone else! (Holds a hand out, a guitar fly's to it from back stage, and she begins her guitar solo)
Backstage as kitsune finishs up the song- Alex- Man she's good, ok so who's up next? Shiria- um, oh crap, we are! Haitani- AHH! Hurry! Haitani grabs Shiria's shirt and the two of them run into the girl's dressing room. POW! They then fly out and into the guy's dressing room, which they had been aiming for in the first place. Alex- sweat drops, but then hears the applause and tinkling of cash thrown onstage. Kitsune walks backstage, sweating from the energy she put into the song Kitsune- Man that was a blast! I get to go out again right? Alex- uh yeah sure. (Is currently tieing himself to a chair that is bolted to the ground.) Kitsune- what are you doing? Alex- Su, Ed and washu's sucking device to vacuum up the cash, is uh. a little strong.
The black hole is turned on and kitsune wraps her arms around Alex to keep from being sucked in.
Kitsune- AHHHH DAMN SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
The blowing dies down and kitsune punches Alex because she was embarrassed for holding him.
Haitani and shiria walk out in punk azz rappa cloths including a beanie and baggie jeans.
Shiria- Lets rock this house to the floor nigas!
Alex- oh god, he's black now.
Whoop dare id is! By tag team! Haitani- PARTY PEOPLES!!!!!! (Music starts) Haitani- YEAHHHHHHHH tag team music, in full effect, that's me haitani, The brain supreme, and man Shiria the ronin! Shiria- We're kicking the flow Haitani- We're kicking the flow, and it go's a liddle somethen like dis! Tag teams back again Check it ta wreck it lets begin Party on party people lemme hear some noise, Haitani in da house jump jump rejoice! Theres a party over here, a party over there Wave your hands in de air shake your dareair These three words mean your getten biza, Whoop dar it is, Hit me!
Audience- Woop dare it is! Woop dare it is! Woop dare it is! Woop dare it is! Woop dare it is! Woop dare it is! Woop dare it is! Woop dare it is!
Shiria- Upside-down and inside out I'm bought to show you folks what it's all about! Now its time for me ta get on the mike and make this mother party hype! I'm taken it back to the old school cause I'm an old fool who's so cool If ya wanna get down lemme show you the way Whoop dare it is lemme hear ya say!
Audience- Woop dare it is! Shiria- come on yall Audience- Woop dare it is! Shiria- A liddle louder! Audience- Woop dare it is! Shiria- come on yall Audience- Woop dare it is! Shiria- louder! Audience- Woop dare it is! Shiria- come on yall Audience- Woop dare it is! Shiria- A liddle louder! Audience- Woop dare it is! Shiria- come on yall Audience- Woop dare it is! Audience- WHOOP Haitani and shiria- shakalakashakalaka Audience- WHOOP Haitani and shiria- shakalakashakalaka Audience- WHOOP Haitani and shiria- shakalakashakalaka Audience- WHOOP Haitani and shiria- shakalakashakalaka
Backstage- SU- Al AL! We have a problem! Alex- oh god! What now? Su-. um well we kinda lost shinobu. Alex- WHAT!!?!?!?!? Su- She ran off, she got embarrassed when you saw her in the dressing room. Alex- oh shit, fine uh.. Can't go on without her. um. I know, play a music video, something with Seta in it, can you do that? Su- aye aye! (Salutes and runs back to the control room) Alex- ok, um. gotta find shinobu! (Runs further backstage)
A screen lowers down after Shiria and Haitani walk off and the money is collected.
A scene with Alex, keitaro, Seta, Shiria and Haitaini sitting around a table in the attic of the hinita house, smoke fills the air and they all look fairly relaxed.
Alex- ya know what guys? Seta- what? Alex- I don't know. (They all brake out into giggly high pitched laughter) Alex- no wait, no really, you know what? Keitaro- what Alex- I still don't know (The giggle some more as the crowd laughs at the toked up losers on screen) Keitaro Haitani, and Shiria are desperately trying to break into the control room to stop the tape as seta and the girls watch.
Seta- I don't remember doing this. (Smiling as usually) Kitsune- So that where my stash went! Who sold it to them? (Motoko turns away trying to look innocent)
Alex- no really guys, heehee, I'm trying to be profound, I think that fate has drawn us together here, I mean look at this situation, seta and haruka, keitaro and naru, haitani and kitsune, and shiria and SU..
Keitaro- dude that's wrong, snort snicker, Su's way too young, and shirias still too small for her. (Breaks out laughing) Shiria- wha? Haitaini- he means your Willys too small to fit in her. Shiria- dude that IS wrong. Shudders then giggles Alex- fine then, shiria and motoko then. Shiria- oooo S&M baby! Alex- and shinobu for me. Haitani- aren't you too young? Alex- I'm only 15, I look older though don't I? Seta- you and shinobu make a cute couple. Alex- yeah, she's so cute. Keitaro- hey guys, you know what would really be trippy? Shiria, Haitni, Alex and Seta- Trippy? Keitaro- if we sang a song and played music. Shiria, Haitni, Alex and Seta- oh.. cool
(music starts as everyone grabs an instrument) Alex- some people call me the space cowboy, yeah. Some call me the gangster of love, Some people call me Allllll Cause I speak of the competence of love. People talken bought me baba, Say I'm doing you wrong doing you wrong. But don't your worry baba don't worra, Cause I'm right here right here right here at home, Because I'm a picker, I'm a grinner I'm lover, and I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun! I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker Get my luven on the run! Whoooooo Whooooooo (Seta's guitar solo) (An image of Shinobu floats before Alex's eyes on screen and he sings to her) Alex- you're the cutest thing I ever did see, I really love your peaches wanna shake your tree, lovely dovey lovey dovey all the time, Oo yeah baby, I'll sure show you a good time! Because I'm a picker, I'm a grinder I'm lover, and I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun! I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, and I'm a midnight toker Sure don't want to hurt no one! (Another solo for seta) All- oooooooooooooo (Music begins fading out as Alex finish's up)
Alex- People talken bought me baba, Say I'm doing you wrong doing you wrong. But don't your worry baba don't worra, Cause I'm right here right here right here at home, - You're the cutest thing I ever did see, I really love your peaches wanna shake your tree, lovey dovey lovey dovey all the time, Oo yeah baby, I'll sure show you a good time!
The crowd loves it, and backstage the boys (except for Alex who is looking for shinobu) Are being treated to some fresh pain Motoko- HOW DARE YOU POSSESS NARCOTICS IN A HOUSE WITH MINORS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!! Keitaro- YOU SOLD IT TO... BAM
Well that's it for now, like it? This fic is gonna be long so just hold your horses for a bit and we'll get chapter two up soon (I hope). As always, R&R, and e-mail me at spacepiratecatdude@webtv.net.
A huge crowd is gathered at the beach near the beach side café haruka owns. They all eagerly push into the enclosed area around the stage. A tall blond American teenager with pointy wolf ears and a bushy tail walks out on stage to tremendous applause.
Alex: Hello ladies, gentlemen, and others! (Upon saying others he directly looks at the demons, robots and monsters in the crowd) Alex: welcome to the first official Hinita charity concert!
At the word charity, a large portion of the audience screams and trys to escape, but are stopped by an electric fence. Ash Katchem is sent flying through the air as he is blasted off the fence.
Kitty: hah! I'll just phase through the wall! Upon attempting this young X-men is also blasted into the air.
Several more attempts are made but to no avail.
Alex: I'd like to thank Washu Inc. for help on the force field. A spotlight shines on Washu for a moment and then back to Al.
Al: now you only have to pay if you want to, if you like a song, toss up some money, and the reward gets better.
He gestures to a large thermometer with words at each level, "nude dance by Naru, Seta dances while covered in KY jelly," and other more nasty things.
Alex: this concert is to benefit the anime characters, victimized by destroyed homes. Due to one reason or another, these poor characters have to constantly rebuild their homes due to accidents. And tonight we plan on earning enough money to help rebuild those homes in unbreakable materials. Now let's get on with the show!!!!!
(Crowd cheers)
Alex: the first song will be performed in one minute. (Al then scampers off stage)
Alex: where kitsune? She's on!
Haitian and Shirai look at each other and shrug.
Alex- She can't STILL be in the dressing room can she? Alex runs to the girls dressing room door and swings it open, only to just barely get his message of "Kitsune your on!" before meeting Naru's fist, Su's foot, and motoko's sword face first.
Alex lays on the floor with spirals for eyes as kitsune walks out in a white tank top and torn jeans, with pink hair.
Kitsune- that's not the last time that'll happen tonight.
Kitsune walks out on stage to a huge applause, then upon seeing the lack of skin, less. The music starts,
Pink's don't let me get me as performed by kitsune! Kitsune- (sitting on a stool on stage) Never win first place, I don't support the team, I can't take direction and my socks are never clean. Teachers dated me, My parents hated me, I was always in a fight, Cause I can't do nothing right. (She stands up and stalks towards a mirror) Every day I fight a war agenst the mirror, I can't take the person staring back at me! (Kicks the mirror with her black bitch boots) I'm a hazard to myself! Don't let me get me! I'm my own worst enemy! Battle you and all your selves! So irritating! Don't wanna be my friend no more, I wanna be somebody else! (Back on the stool) L.A told me, you'll be a rock star, All you have to change is everything you are. Tired of being compared, to damn Brittany Spears She's so pretty, that just ain't me! Doctor doctor won't you please prescribe me somethen! A day in the life of someone else! I'm a hazard to myself! Don't let me get me! I'm my own worst enemy,
So irrateing! Don't wanna be my friend no more, I wanna be somebody else! Don't let me get me! I'm my own worst enemy! Battle you and all your selves! So irritating! Don't wanna be my friend no more, Doctor doctor won't you please prescribe me somethen! A day in the life of someone else! (Holds a hand out, a guitar fly's to it from back stage, and she begins her guitar solo)
Backstage as kitsune finishs up the song- Alex- Man she's good, ok so who's up next? Shiria- um, oh crap, we are! Haitani- AHH! Hurry! Haitani grabs Shiria's shirt and the two of them run into the girl's dressing room. POW! They then fly out and into the guy's dressing room, which they had been aiming for in the first place. Alex- sweat drops, but then hears the applause and tinkling of cash thrown onstage. Kitsune walks backstage, sweating from the energy she put into the song Kitsune- Man that was a blast! I get to go out again right? Alex- uh yeah sure. (Is currently tieing himself to a chair that is bolted to the ground.) Kitsune- what are you doing? Alex- Su, Ed and washu's sucking device to vacuum up the cash, is uh. a little strong.
The black hole is turned on and kitsune wraps her arms around Alex to keep from being sucked in.
Kitsune- AHHHH DAMN SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
The blowing dies down and kitsune punches Alex because she was embarrassed for holding him.
Haitani and shiria walk out in punk azz rappa cloths including a beanie and baggie jeans.
Shiria- Lets rock this house to the floor nigas!
Alex- oh god, he's black now.
Whoop dare id is! By tag team! Haitani- PARTY PEOPLES!!!!!! (Music starts) Haitani- YEAHHHHHHHH tag team music, in full effect, that's me haitani, The brain supreme, and man Shiria the ronin! Shiria- We're kicking the flow Haitani- We're kicking the flow, and it go's a liddle somethen like dis! Tag teams back again Check it ta wreck it lets begin Party on party people lemme hear some noise, Haitani in da house jump jump rejoice! Theres a party over here, a party over there Wave your hands in de air shake your dareair These three words mean your getten biza, Whoop dar it is, Hit me!
Audience- Woop dare it is! Woop dare it is! Woop dare it is! Woop dare it is! Woop dare it is! Woop dare it is! Woop dare it is! Woop dare it is!
Shiria- Upside-down and inside out I'm bought to show you folks what it's all about! Now its time for me ta get on the mike and make this mother party hype! I'm taken it back to the old school cause I'm an old fool who's so cool If ya wanna get down lemme show you the way Whoop dare it is lemme hear ya say!
Audience- Woop dare it is! Shiria- come on yall Audience- Woop dare it is! Shiria- A liddle louder! Audience- Woop dare it is! Shiria- come on yall Audience- Woop dare it is! Shiria- louder! Audience- Woop dare it is! Shiria- come on yall Audience- Woop dare it is! Shiria- A liddle louder! Audience- Woop dare it is! Shiria- come on yall Audience- Woop dare it is! Audience- WHOOP Haitani and shiria- shakalakashakalaka Audience- WHOOP Haitani and shiria- shakalakashakalaka Audience- WHOOP Haitani and shiria- shakalakashakalaka Audience- WHOOP Haitani and shiria- shakalakashakalaka
Backstage- SU- Al AL! We have a problem! Alex- oh god! What now? Su-. um well we kinda lost shinobu. Alex- WHAT!!?!?!?!? Su- She ran off, she got embarrassed when you saw her in the dressing room. Alex- oh shit, fine uh.. Can't go on without her. um. I know, play a music video, something with Seta in it, can you do that? Su- aye aye! (Salutes and runs back to the control room) Alex- ok, um. gotta find shinobu! (Runs further backstage)
A screen lowers down after Shiria and Haitani walk off and the money is collected.
A scene with Alex, keitaro, Seta, Shiria and Haitaini sitting around a table in the attic of the hinita house, smoke fills the air and they all look fairly relaxed.
Alex- ya know what guys? Seta- what? Alex- I don't know. (They all brake out into giggly high pitched laughter) Alex- no wait, no really, you know what? Keitaro- what Alex- I still don't know (The giggle some more as the crowd laughs at the toked up losers on screen) Keitaro Haitani, and Shiria are desperately trying to break into the control room to stop the tape as seta and the girls watch.
Seta- I don't remember doing this. (Smiling as usually) Kitsune- So that where my stash went! Who sold it to them? (Motoko turns away trying to look innocent)
Alex- no really guys, heehee, I'm trying to be profound, I think that fate has drawn us together here, I mean look at this situation, seta and haruka, keitaro and naru, haitani and kitsune, and shiria and SU..
Keitaro- dude that's wrong, snort snicker, Su's way too young, and shirias still too small for her. (Breaks out laughing) Shiria- wha? Haitaini- he means your Willys too small to fit in her. Shiria- dude that IS wrong. Shudders then giggles Alex- fine then, shiria and motoko then. Shiria- oooo S&M baby! Alex- and shinobu for me. Haitani- aren't you too young? Alex- I'm only 15, I look older though don't I? Seta- you and shinobu make a cute couple. Alex- yeah, she's so cute. Keitaro- hey guys, you know what would really be trippy? Shiria, Haitni, Alex and Seta- Trippy? Keitaro- if we sang a song and played music. Shiria, Haitni, Alex and Seta- oh.. cool
(music starts as everyone grabs an instrument) Alex- some people call me the space cowboy, yeah. Some call me the gangster of love, Some people call me Allllll Cause I speak of the competence of love. People talken bought me baba, Say I'm doing you wrong doing you wrong. But don't your worry baba don't worra, Cause I'm right here right here right here at home, Because I'm a picker, I'm a grinner I'm lover, and I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun! I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker Get my luven on the run! Whoooooo Whooooooo (Seta's guitar solo) (An image of Shinobu floats before Alex's eyes on screen and he sings to her) Alex- you're the cutest thing I ever did see, I really love your peaches wanna shake your tree, lovely dovey lovey dovey all the time, Oo yeah baby, I'll sure show you a good time! Because I'm a picker, I'm a grinder I'm lover, and I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun! I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, and I'm a midnight toker Sure don't want to hurt no one! (Another solo for seta) All- oooooooooooooo (Music begins fading out as Alex finish's up)
Alex- People talken bought me baba, Say I'm doing you wrong doing you wrong. But don't your worry baba don't worra, Cause I'm right here right here right here at home, - You're the cutest thing I ever did see, I really love your peaches wanna shake your tree, lovey dovey lovey dovey all the time, Oo yeah baby, I'll sure show you a good time!
The crowd loves it, and backstage the boys (except for Alex who is looking for shinobu) Are being treated to some fresh pain Motoko- HOW DARE YOU POSSESS NARCOTICS IN A HOUSE WITH MINORS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!! Keitaro- YOU SOLD IT TO... BAM
Well that's it for now, like it? This fic is gonna be long so just hold your horses for a bit and we'll get chapter two up soon (I hope). As always, R&R, and e-mail me at spacepiratecatdude@webtv.net.