This is based on something that really happened to my friend, and I just had to put it in as a one-shot! XD
-MW-
Nobody POV
One day, Alice and Bella were just hanging out at the Cullen house, in Alice's room to be more exact. It was just like any other day –
"OH MY GOSH! Marié Digby's coming HERE!" yelled the little pixie.
"No way!" said the brunette who ran to the computer Alice was at.
"Yeah! It says so here in her Twitter!
Going to have a concert in Forks. I've never been there… Can't wait! :)"
They both started squealing and jumping up and down, excited to know that one of their favorite singers is coming to their hometown.
"What's all the fuss about, little sisters?" came Emmett's booming voice through the door.
"Marié Digby's coming here!!!" The two girls said in unison.
Emmett just stood there with a dumbfounded expression, staring at the two of them. They stopped jumping and turned to him with a dark look in their eyes.
"You don't know who Marié Digby is?" Bella asked.
He just shook his head. "Never heard of her."
Alice gasped loudly and Bella stepped back with a shocked expression on her face.
"Are you serious?" Alice asked, slightly offended.
"'Say It Again'!" Bella offered.
"I've never heard of her." He said again.
"No, no, 'Say It Again'." Alice said.
He huffed and crossed his huge arms across his chest. "I just said, I've never heard of her."
"Emmett! 'Say It Again' is the title of her song! You know, the one Alice keeps playing in her car!" Bella said exasperatedly.
"Oh… I get it…" he said, nodding his head.
"You have no idea who she is, do you?"
He thought about it for a moment again, eyebrows pulled down, hand under his chin, stroking it. This was usually the face of someone taking a mid-term in school, but with Emmett, everything always seems to be a challenge. And then his face lit up and his hand shot in the air.
"AHA! I know her now!"
"Really??"
"That's great! Have you heard of her other song, 'Avalanche'?"
His eyebrows pulled down and he was stroking his chin again.
"I've never heard of that one…"
"Oh, okay, we'll play it for you now. Let me just look for the file – "
"No, I don't think she even has that song."
The two girls turned their heads at him at the same time with one eyebrow raised.
"What are you talking about?" Alice said, confused.
"Yeah, the song just got released." Bella said.
"But… Aren't her songs like… It's like that ya'll, it's like that ya'll, it's like tha-tha-that, it's like that ya'll!"
The two girls were frozen in place, mouths open wide and both eyebrows raised. Then they burst out laughing, holding their sides and rolling around on Alice's carpeted floors.
"What's so funny?" Emmett asked looking at them, completely lost now.
"That's… Mariah… Carey…!" Bella managed to get out in between laughs.
"Yeah! Marié Carey!" Emmett said.
They didn't bother correcting him anymore, and just kept laughing.
"What's so funny in here?" Edward came in.
"Emmett has never heard of Marié Digby." Alice said, finally calm.
"Who is that?" he asked.
The two girls just stared at him.
"'Say It Again', dude." Emmett answered for him.
"Who is Marié Digby?" Edward repeated.
"'Say It Again'!" everyone said in unison.
"Who is she?!" Edward said exasperatedly.
The three burst into a fit of laughter.
"Oh, sweetie, nevermind that." Bella said, putting her arms around his waist, "Hey, Alice, let's go buy tickets now!"
"Alright! Let's go!" the pixie said, pulling everyone out of the room.
"Dude, 'Say It Again' is the title of her song! You are so not IN anymore." Emmett whispered to Edward, with air quotation marks on the IN.
Edward scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"Let's just go buy the damn tickets."
Nyahahahahahahaha XD
-MW-