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Truth or Dare: Legendary Style

Me: Hello! I'm your almighty host, Pikashark! This is 'Truth or Dare: Legendary Style' and I have put up a security camera here in the hall, and in every one of their rooms. Right now, they are all waiting in a room, waiting to be into this inescapable prison. They don't know that it's truth or dare, they just signed up for it when I said it would be unforgettable! Did you know that all of them hate truth or dare except Shaymin? All dares will be done in this room unless your dare says otherwise. That's right! YOU send in the dares! Just post them in the reviews. The authors note at the end will include more info on this. Now let's check on them before they come in.

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(In random room)

*All Legendaries are screaming their heads off*

Arceus: SHUT UP!

Deoxys: What's the matter?

Mew: There's a stalker!

Arceus: What?

Mew: NO! There are three stalkers!

Celebi: Who gave Mew three cups of coffee?!

Groudon: *pointing at Kyogre* It was Kyogre, I swear!

Kyogre: What?!

Arceus: WILL EVERYONE SHUT UP?!

Mew: I like rubber duckies!

Celebi: By the sounds of it, they gave him sugar too.

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(Back in the ToD hall)

Me: I really wonder who did give Mew the sugar and coffee. Anyway, I think I'll let them in now! *pulls lever, teleporting all of the legendaries into hall*

Mew: Oh my forgettable pancake! What happened?! *goes to sleep*

Arceus: Well that's one problem solved.

Me: Hello everyone! *All legendaries turn round to see me, in the form of a Blaziken* Remember me?

Mew: *still asleep* I do!

Me: Good! Wait, what? Never mind. You are all here for the unforgettable experience!

Entei: I remember him now!

Me: Do any of you know what it is?

Celebi: A vacation?

Kyogre: A party?

Darkrai: *acting giddy* A trip to Disneyland?

*Everyone stares at Darkrai for a full five minutes*

Me: Well that was um... odd. Anyway, you were all wrong!

Mewtwo: What is it then?

Me: Truth or Dare.

Shaymin: Yay!

*Everyone else is silent, with horror on their faces*

Raikou: We have to leave. Now!

Me: Nope, you're not going anywhere.

Raikou: How will you stop me?

Me: I won't, but the indestructible walls surrounding this place will. Oh! And now that you're here, I'll put up the anti-teleportation barriers!

Jirachi: No!

Suicune: I hate you.

Me: Anyway, let's hope that the reviews come soon so you can get some nice dares to do! Oh, and someone should go tell Mew what's happened.

*Distant screams are heard, then Mew and Arceus walk back in*

Regirock: See? Even Mew's not crazy enough to like this! No offence, Shaymin.

Shaymin: None taken.

Me: Right, you all have a room with your name on it, so you can't get lost. Get to them and get some sleep, tomorrow, fun starts for me and hell starts for you.

*I walk off to my room*

So, the rules and stuff for dares you wish to give to any legendary of your choice.

Here are all legendary's normal genders.

Males: Zapdos, Mew, Mewtwo, Raikou, Entei, Ho-oh, Latios, Groudon, Rayquaza, Deoxys, Azelf, Palkia, Giratina, Regigigas, Heatran, Darkrai. That's 16 of them.

Females: Articuno, Moltres, Suicune, Lugia, Celebi, Latias, Kyogre, Jirachi, Mesprit, Uxie, Dialga, Cresselia, Phione, Manaphy, Shaymin, Arceus. That's 16 of them.

And I really don't what gender a pile of ice, rock or steel is, so sorry Regis other than –gigas.

I say 'normal' because Mew has the power to change one's gender.

This has to stay T-rated, so know M-rated stuff.

Nothing like farting, pissing or doing a dump on anything.

No marriage, as that ruins any chances for another legendary.

If anything new pops up, I'll add it.

So don't forget to put those dares into the reviews! :D

That's all for now and thanks for listening...or reading. If you can listen to all of this, you has skillz!