Hehh~ I finally finished this story after so long! llOTL Gomen. I had no inspiration or ideas until like 2am last night and I got up just to write it down. ;A; Don't worry, I couldn't sleep anyhow.

Anyways, *evil cackles* this is for a dear friend of mine~ I promised I was going to do an evil story of her and Xanxus, but well.. it turned out, not so much. It involves more of a certain sharky here~ Sorry again. OTL I've never written any of these characters, so I hope they're not OOC. Nevertheless, I hope you enjoy! Reviews are also appreciated. ;u;

Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn! or you. c:

Somewhere in the Vongola mansion, the self proclaimed prince twirled a knife in his hand as he went for a stroll around, in attempts to find something to cure his boredom. Fran, as it seems, was out on a single handed mission, and to the prince's dismay, there was no throwing board for his entertainment today.

He took a turn in direction when he remembered that his boss had new incoming furniture today. His old desk had become.. a bit shabby over the past few days. When asked how that happened, Xanxus would just give the good old glare and spat out that it was none of their business, also not forgetting the old 'blame it on Squalo for not doing things right'. The prince had also heard that you came around today, to give the angry alcoholic a hand in moving the new desk. Well this ought to be amusing.

Bel finally reached the door when he suddenly had caught ahold of what kind of situation lied behind the closed door. His mouth twisted into a large teethy grin as he laid his ear upon the door to pry. So this must be why the boss' desk broke~

On spur of the moment, a long haired swordsman came charging in. "VROII, Bel, what the hell are you doing?! Where's that damn boss?!"

"Ushishishi~ Seems like boss is having a little fun in there" the bloody prince looked at him, a large teethy grin still plastered on his face.

"..." Squalo narrowed his eyes upon hearing this, but he too, placed his ear beside the door which was shut, concealing the events that took place inside the room, to see what kind of shenanigans the damn prince was talking about.

"You're doing it wrong!" he heard your voice.

"Shut up, trash! I know what I'm doing!"

"That's not enough, push it in more! H- Hey! That hurts!"

Simple as that, you were just directing Xanxus in which position to put the desk in, right? You both were screaming at each other, but that was on account for your normal arguments. W- Wait, was that just a moan he heard? He quickly shrugged it off as his ears playing tricks.

"Are you an idiot Bel?! They're just moving the furniture!" the shark exclaimed.

"Shishi~ Why don't you check it out for yourself?" This time, his grin grew wider and both that smile and his words were laced with mischief.

Without hesitation, the loud shark gripped the door handle, twisting the knob and abruptly opening the door.

"VOII, boss! You-" That was then he realised what kind of mistake he had made.

You were sprawled over the desk, skirt bunched up at your waist, as one of your legs were hiked up over the boss' shoulders. Your tops buttons were also undone, while Xanxus was on top of you and.. let's not get into too much detail here.

When you had realised what had happened, you looked with wide shocked eyes at the intruder and flushed. "S- Squalo!"

Immediately, Xanxus pulled away, glaring daggers in the same direction.

Squalo's only reaction was a flushed face himself, trying to spit up the words that he choked on. "B- Boss, I-"

That was until a wine glass was flung his way, making immediate collision course with the shark's head.

"Shishi~ told you so, cap-tain~"