AN: This is my first ficcie on Harry Potter so I don't know if there's anything like this already but I'll still write it even if there is : ). Btw, I don't own Harry Potter that misfortune is only JK Rowlings, but if she wants she can give me some money : ) Oh, and I'd also like to borrow Voldy. Anyway, on with the ficcie! Oh, and this ficcie is dedicated to AnyaTheRhymer
10 ways to annoy… Dumbledore.
1. Burn his beard and when it turns to ashes say you were trying to make his wonderful red beard come back. And then ask him if he wants you to try again with his hair.
2. Run up to his room like you're being chased by 'the dark lord' himself and knock on the door. When he opens it, blow bubbles in his face, and laugh hysterically. When he asks what's wrong say, "you opened the door and have bubbles. Therefore you're Bubbledoor!"
3. Ask him why he doesn't wear normal round glasses like everybody else. Then swap all his glasses for Professor Trelawney's really really thick round ones. Then tell him that you love his new style.
4. Replace everything in his wardrobe with socks, then tell him you were trying to help him, because you overheard him saying that he doesn't have any socks.
5. In book five when he flies away on Fawkes run in just before he flies off and steal Fawkes while shouting back, "sorry, I need him for five, be back in a sec'!"
6. Send him fan mail every five minutes, and when he finds you tell him it was supposed to go to Voldemort.
7. Steal Fawkes and hide him somewhere nobody would ever look. Then make a request to the house elves that bird is on the menu tonight. When Dumbledore discovers him missing, drop sly hints about dinner and the house elves like, "hey, I heard that the house elves ran out of ideas for something interesting for tea. I don't know about you, but I locked my owl in her cage." Steal a few other owls to make it seem more plausible. (NB: this might make other people annoyed as well!)
8. Tell him that you think he's lonely, and that you've put him on a dating site. But, of course, only let the most unsuitable women for him come through. Than, watch him squirm!
9. Make him take the stupid test. Chances are, he'll be at least 50 stupid, because half of it is about the muggle world. Even so, it'll still show him up!
10. If everything else fails, just go with the traditional one. Leave his door open slightly, and balance a bucket of green sticky goo in it. when he opens the door it'll all fall on him. (This one works especially well if you use it in conjunction with number 4!)
AN: So there you have it. Dumbledore was actually quite hard, because he's so calm in the books and films. But anyway, I want at least three reviews before I will update again please. Also, if anybody has any other ways to annoy characters that I have already written about, these will then be compiled into one chappie at the end of the ficcie. Till next time, bye bye!
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