Just a repost so you can see my deviantart journal page

This is a tiny little ficlet that came to mind while I was reading back on Trigger doing all those crazy random things with french fries. It's supposed to take place at some point while Amy, Sam, and Mikaela are eating lunch at school, and Trigger kicks down the wall of French Fries. or something like that...

:D

I do not own Transformers/Beast Wars for what little reference there is in it

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Captain of the good ship Math Teki had sailed the seven seas for centuries. The sea was calm today, but the fearless captain could sense trouble afoot.

All of a sudden, pirates bearing gleaming swords, and eye patches leaped onto the deck of the ship out of nowhere! (Aaaaaaah!) They had the poor, handsome captain surrounded, brandishing their weapons, and snarling for the captain to surrender.

The brave captain took a defensive stance, bearing its sword in a defensive pose. The pirates rushed him, snarling in their pirate language. Swords swiped, and the captain countered. It was twelve against one. The captain chopped one pirate, giving him a whopping headache. The pirate clutched its head, and fell to the deck. A second rushed the captain, but the fluttering fists of fury were too much for it as the brave captain sent jab after jab into the pirate until he cried out surrender, and dove over the side of the ship

The third pirate looked at the pirate captain, and growled. The captain roundhouse kicked him. The pirate was sent flying into the main mast with a thud then slid to the poop deck with dizzy stars in his eyes.

Two more pirates challenged the famed captain, but were thoroughly dealt with, and sent careening into the briny seas below. Again the captain was attacked, wounded on its right side. The wound bled, but it did not stop him. He picked up a discarded sword, and dueled this brave yet stupid pirate.

Jab

Perry

Thrust

Perry

Thrust

Counter!

Attack!

The sword skewered the pirate through the middle. The captain sliced the sword to the right, leaving the pirate now with a heavy doctor's bill, and years of physical therapy. The captain twirled its sword triumphantly, but it was less than over. Three pirates remained.

The first one charged him, sword swinging wildly. It was far too easy to beat off the soggy tactics of the pirate man. The captain picked up the pirate, and twirled it around above its head in a fantastic show of strength, and speed. It stopped twirling, and tossed the pirate over the ship's bow.

The second pirate trembled, and leapt over the edge of the ship out of fear. Better to die at the hands of the cruel ocean than the strong, fearsome pirate captain.

The last brave pirate charged, hollering and whooping for Captain's demise. Trigger fended off the pirate's sword with its own, the pirate's sword came down with a clang of metal on metal. This one was tough, but no match for the fearsome pirate captain!

Two giant fingers reached down, and lifted the pirate from the captain's grasp. Up he went, screaming, and flailing. The captain watched in awe at his foe's imminent demise.

Mikaela stuck the French fry in her mouth, and was startled by Trigger dancing around, swinging a toothpick it had taken from Amy's sandwich.

"Um," Mikaela raised an eyebrow. "Why is Trigger dancing on your math book, and swinging a toothpick around?"

Amy glanced down at the little eyeball. "It won a battle with pirates."

Mikaela and Sam exchanged an unsure, but amused glance.

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