Chapter 1. Jakey
"Jakey!" yelled Renesmee throwing herself into my arns."There's my Nessie!" I yelled throwing the tiny twelve year old in the air surprised.
She doesn't call me that much anymore, Jakey, 'cause she's twelve and I'm like a best friend, not a big brother anymore. But, hey I'm cool with that .I'll be whatever she wants me to be.
Okay, that last sentence sounded way worse than it was meant to.
I'm a werewolf, a shape shifter if you will, and Ness is my imprint. That means I've had a magical bond to her sense the day I first saw her, a few seconds after her violent birth.
Then I remembered my crying little angle and snapped back into reality ", What's wrong honey?"
She wiped the tears out of those chocolate brown eyes that made me give her pretty much whatever she wanted and said the sweetest thing ", A-Aunt Alice is taking me shoe shopping! B-But I wanna spend the day with you!"
I hugged her, and Barbie from Hell (Okay I'll be nice, Rosalie) waltzed into the room ",Hah! Nessie you'd rather spend the day with the mutt rather than get a new pair of Jimmy Chew's? Wow!"
"Just cuz you don't like me doesn't mean she doesn't either. She doesn't tell you what company to keep. She has better taste and you're jealous!"
"Jealous?" scoffed Barbie ",You wish!"
Okay calm down don't phase! I willed myself
Not in front of Nessie!
I never had this much trouble keeping myself from phasing, but you don't dis my Nessie. (And having eight vampires so close wasn't helping me either.)
"Know what Barbie? I'm gonna tell you something no one ever has! YOU'RE A BITCH !"
Rosalie stared at me and hissed ",Well I never!"
Yeah that's right you never! Jacob: 1 Mrs. Barbie: 0.
"Uh? Jacob ? I'm thinking it'd be best if you came shopping with Nessie and I. Plus I need you to get fitted for a tux," said a tinkling voice, Alice.
"But I have one from Paul and Rachel's
wedding!" I protested. Alice shook her head ", You phased because the kiss lasted too long. It was ruined!"
"Damn it!" I growled. Nessie shook her head, bronze curls bouncing, and giggled ", If I had a nickel for every time you said damn or any of its superlatives -"
Emmett cut her off " ,You'd be rich little women!" Nessie nodded ", I'd have more money than Carlisle!"
Edward came into the room in "daddy mode" and looked at her sternly ", Renesmee watch your mouth" She rolled her brown eyes and Emmett laughed.
" Come on!" yelled Alice . This was gonna be a long day .
But Nessie would be there and I could walk through hell and back and be okay if she were with me.
The little bell on the door rang as Alice led us into a frilly little pink boutique.I started to feel really sorry for Ness. I mean she did this kind of stuff on a regular bases , and all day! My feet were already hurting.
A short (damn she was shorter than Alice at 4"10) blond woman in waaaaay too much pink walked over", Hello Mrs. Cullen,Vanessa(Renesmee),
and....." the woman had a heavy french accent . "This is Jacob," said Alice.
"Jacob," she nodded ."Hey ," I waved. The woman giggled and Nessie inched closer to me .Jealous much?
Alice cleared her throat , and the woman turned her attention away from me ",Do you need anything?"
"No thank you Bianca," said Alice dryly. As we walked by a shelf Alice squealed,"Ooh these are just darling!!!"
Nessie blushed and I figured it was underwear or some other girly crap ,so I did the smart thing." I....umh .... I'm gonna go sit,"I motioned in a random direction ", over there"
I found some chairs over by the fitting rooms ,but I didn't sit down.(I'm 6"7 300 pounds of werewolf. You do the math)
Sometime Later .......................................
"Jacob, I'm tired!" whinnied Nessie, laying her head on my shoulder.(I had taken a chance and sat in the chair)
"Come on it can't be that bad!" I told her. She held out a foot, and I looked at her purple high yawned and replied,"Dear God, this is cruel and unusual punishment!"
I motioned for her to sit on my lap. She did ,and I slid off the shoes giving her a foot massage .
The poor girl,the shoes looked more like a death sentence than an accessory .
"Come on you two!"said Alice",it's time to go shopping for Jacob's tux!"
"Sweet Jesus!" I sighed as Nessie laughed.
a/n I don't own Twilight