**This is my RWBY Parody and 1st story. I have a rough draft, but comments can help shape a better story.**
It was that time of the night and I said "Gold, spin that record." as he started it. We lined up on the dance floor and pulled out our choreography. Then I heard screams outside and said "Great, now we have to break formation." Quain said "Let's just get this over with, the final song is coming and I wanna hear which one Gold chose." He said "Let's just play it." and we saw thugs trying to get through the crowd. I said "Let's deal with them River Web." Gold removed the buzz saw turntables and started jamming music from the boom box casing as they came at us. It was a long fight and I said "Cathlo." He said "Well boys, my boss has called me back, bye." and tried to escape, but I caught on and someone tried to blast me but I held on and got some hits before falling. I landed and saw the guys come up. Gold said "We dealt with those goons so let's head back."
The night was easy until we were brought in by two hunters. I said "Well, going to prison sounds cool." as this lady came in. She was telling us the usual so gold said "Ma'am, I cannot be put in grave danger." She looked confused so he said "I am a rebooted prototype for an army droid. My friends here made our club in an abandoned weapons development factory after they started me back up." as he opened his mainframe. She said "Enough jokes, someone would like to meet you." and in came this guy with a long ponytail sticking from the back. He said "Ah, the iconic music trio. Tristin Atlanta, Gold N. Rodney, and Quain Gilbert." He talked us a bit and asked "How would you 3 like to attend my academy?"
Next thing we knew we were walking through town and standing at the courtyard of Renfire Academia. The guys went ahead and I was looking around. A lady said "Do you mind?" and I said "Sorry, just enjoying the scenery when the world could end any second." Another lady said "It's easy to recognise her, Rachelle Ivily, aire to the Ivily dust and weapons industry." I said "Oh, the guys who left the factory that my friends and I turned into a club. Well thanks, I made my sweet weapon from failed prototypes." She said "You're welcome, but I must be off." I said "She seems nice. Oh, Tristin Atlanta." She said "Erina Mayo." and left. We heard Clement's speech and it was time for orientation. Make contact with someone, they're your partner. I said "River web, help me out." and it was ready to fly. Being shot off a mountain, I made my ways to a focal point for recon. I was hopping across trees when an ursa got in my way so I cut him down. I was dashing and hit someone else.
I said "Oh, I'm sorry, I was trying to find my friends." She said "No problem, Rita Artura." I introduced and said "The point of interest isn't so far ahead." and we were walking and chatting. I said "Flung off a mountain. What's graduation, submerged in a freezing lake, ?" She chuckled and I said "Taijitu on your right." and she cut it down. I got the next one and said "That's done." We made it and I said "Animal figures." She said "Komodo." and picked it up. I said "Not too bad, though the sharks were taken." and we were walking when the others caught up followed by grim. I said "Book it." and we made it to the ruins. Us guys caught up and I said "Gold, Quain, let's do this." and we hopped out. I said "Choreography battle." and the music started. I said " Go G Slicen disco." and he went up cutting down the ursa. I said "Q, serve the black hearts to the Grimm" and he cut off its tail and pincers before it tried to ram us and fell off the cliff. I said "Now, buzz yo-yo." and connected to Gold's saws before letting the nevermore eat metal. The music stopped and I said "Easy. Up high bros." Rachelle said "Let's get moving." and we made it.