An: This is something me and my friend Joeykatoey made!
Kaede: Come come children, I must tell ye a story.
Inuyasha: Ok...
Kaede: This is the story of a man who was deprived. Deprived of his grith. But...
Kagome: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Kaede: Lets start from the begining
Miroku: I LOVE THIS STORY!
Sango: I don't
Kaede: He loved his friend very very much
Miroku: Preaching to the choir
Kaede: He had love affairs with it everywhere
Kaede: The bathroom, the closet, under the bed, even in public without shame Then one day He got hungry He wanted ham
Shippo: I like ham
Kaede: He had to cut the ham
Inuyasha: child like Ooo!~ ham and knives!
Kaede: He was way too lazy to put on clothes after his love affair So When he cut the ham (having terrible aim)
Miroku: He cut his sausage!
Kaede: He realized he disn't cut the ham He cut something way worse...
Shippo: His pee-wee?!
Kaede: HIS WEINER This was a sad tale
Kagome: Eek!
Kaede: The tale of how a man lost.. ..his bff. His pee wee
Inuyasha: Poor guy He needs a prostetic
Miroku: Or a dild-
Sango: Shut up! *WHACK*
Kaede: RIP: NARAKUS GRITH.
Shippo: Oh...now I see why
Inuyasha: Why Naraku loves kikyo
Kagome: Kikyo is such a whore she wouldn't notice!
An: THE END