= equals pairings

Bold typing is for Human and Homuculi talking

Italics are for the memories, flashbacks, and dreams

Underlines are for the chimera and people on the phone

- are for the - in people's names

Pairings: Roy=Kiyo(OC)=Edward, Alphonse=Winry

Warning: Violence, blood and Edwards mouth

Summary:Edward Elric and Roy Mustang are given a mission that involves a Human Chimera. When they find him, he has the body of a human but with wolf ears, a wolf tail, claws and wolf hind paws for feet. They find out that he can do Alchemy and has lost his left arm and right leg, but also his rib cage and a couple of his organs. He went through major surgery, which let him live.

Disclaimer: I own nothing! If i did, Roy and Al would be together as would Hughes and Edward! I only own my OC's and the plot.

Prologue: The Mission:

Roy groaned as his neck popped and gave the paperwork on his desk a glare. Hawkeye chuckled, then the door to his office was kicked open.
"Oh, what a surprise to see you here,FullMetal. What can i do for you?" Roy asked with a smirk to irritate the younger Alchemist.

"I was told to give you this mission statement that I apparently have to go on with you. Here, Colonel Bastard." Edward said and gave Roy the folder. Roy blinked then opened it and read it. "So? What does it say?"

"WE]e're being given the duty to go and save a Human Chimera from idiots who are antagonizing it." Roy said and got up, then walked out, with Edward following. "Where's your brother? Isn't he coming?" Roy asked.

"Huh? Didn't you get told? Al's got his body back. Don't know how or who did it, but he's with Winry and Granny. I told him that I would be visiting soon, so let's get this mission done, so i can visit Al." Edward said but he didn't give anything else away.

"Is that so? Huh...Kinda weird if you ask me." Roy said, but had to dodge a punch from Edward.

"No one asked you!" Edward snarled , then stomped to the train and got on as Roy just laughed and gave Edward an amused look.
"I could have you Court Marshaled for that, Elric." Roy said with a smirk on his face.

"Yes, you could, but then it would look bad for you. I know for a fact that you have to put onto the report WHY i attacked you." Edward said with a grin of his own.

"How do you know all of this?" Roy asked with an arched eyebrow, curious as to how Edward would know about the Court Marshall.
"You learn to peek at paperwork without being caught when you want to blackmail and other stuff. I just happened to do it most of the time." Edward said with a casual shrug.

"So...You looked at confidential stuff?" Roy asked with a growl. Thankfully, they had a First Class room that had drapes, so Roy pulled them shut and pinned Edward to his seat.

"Oi! What are you doing?!" Edward asked and struggled to get away from the Colonel. "Let me go, Mustang!" Edward growled and tried to clap but Roy wouldn't let him. THE FUCK! Why is he pinning me? Edward thought and struggled to at least punch the Colonel with his Auto-Mail.

"Why should I? You're just going to try and punch me with you Auto-Mail of yours!" Roy said and Edward smirked to show that he would indeed do that. He remembered that he still had his Auto-Mail leg and kicked Roy between the legs with it, but not hard enough to do permanent damage.

Roy let out a gasp and got away from Edward,then collapsed, holding between his legs. "That was a cheap shot, FullMetal." Roy grunted out in pain. Edward gave a satisfied smirk and settled down, then examined the plains outside. "Did you really have to go for my dick?" Roy asked with a wince as he sat down on his side of the room.

"Yes, i did. Why?" Edward asked and gave Roy a glare. Roy just winced and shifted so he could ignore the pain. He hadn't expected the younger Alchemist to use his Auto-Mail leg, but he really should've expected it from the younger male, since he had a tendency to do the unexpected.

"Because that really hurt, FullMetal." Roy whined and shifted. Edward gave the Colonel aweirded out look and looked back outside. "What? Why's you give me that look?" Roy asked, officially confused by Edward's behavior.

"No reason, Colonel." Edward said with a mischievous look in his eyes. Roy had a bad feeling , but let it go for now. hours passed and they finally arrived in the one place that Edward never expected a mission to be in. They had arrived at Resembool."COLONEL! Why didn't you tell me that the Human Chimera would be in Resembool?!" Edward asked in irritation.

"Because then you would have whined for hours on end." Roy said, and they went to find the Human Chimera.

AN: Sorry about this type of ending but i thought that it got too long even for me.