*band begins to play*
*Barret's shaking a dried gourd with his hand*
Yuffie Kisaragi!
Tifa Lockheart!
Aeris Gainsborough!
Elena and Scarlet!
Question!
Tell me how you steal and fight all those monsters?!
Only Yuffie steals stuff off of other people!
*Yuffie pickpockets everybody*
Question!
How do you feel about Meteor!
When it's all over tell me how you feel!
Question!
How do you feel about yo' man!
Always cheatin' on yo' man!
*pictures of Tifa and Aeris cheating on Cloud pop up*
Always nuttin'/nuttin' in relationships!
I might be neurotic or klepto!
*Yuffie throws out copies of Klepto Weekly*
I might even be growin' pot!
*Aeris looks up from her Cannibis*
I buy the stuff I'm smokin'!
I buy da stuff dat he's wearin'!
I buy the silicon dat I'm usin!
*Tifa points at 'em*
If I wanted materia? I'd steal it offa Cloud!
I DEPEND ON HIM!
I depend on him!
ALL THE WOMEN!
When yo' stealin'!
*Yuffie runs around screaming*
When he's out makin' money!
All da honey's makin' moola!
Throw your weapons at dat monster!
*Aeris whips her Princess Guard at some Mirrors*
All the mama's!
Cross yo' finga's!
Throw your weapons up at me!
All the ladies that work for Shinra!
*Aeris the secretary starts screaming*
Throw your Mako at me!
Girl I know you can kick a mean ass!
*Tifa does a few Limits*
Girl I didn't know you can beat the crap outta him!
That was easier then making a turkey!
It ain't easy workin' like dis!
I'd rather grow some pot or steal materia!
I might be neurotic or klepto!
I might even be growin' pot!
I buy the stuff I'm smokin'!
I buy da stuff dat he's wearin'!
I buy the silicon that I'm usin'!
If I wanted materia? I'd steal it offa Cloud!
I DEPEND ON HIM!
I depend on him!
ALL THE WOMEN!
When yo' stealin'!
When he's out makin' money!
All da honey's makin' moola!
Throw your weapons at dat monster!
All the mama's!
Cross yo' finga's!
Throw your weapons up at me!
All the ladies that work for Shinra!
Throw your Mako at me!
Square you make real screwy people!
You gave all da nice stuff to da guys!
Even smokin' a cig was given to Cid!
Eve'ybody be wantin' dat cig'!
*a cigarette is passed around*
Square........
ALL THE WOMEN!
When yo' stealin'!
When he's out makin' money!
All da honey's makin' moola!
Throw your weapons at dat monster!
All the mama's!
Cross yo' finga's!
Throw your weapons up at me!
All the ladies that work for Shinra!
Throw your Mako at me!
I didn't know you could revive me like dat!
If I could get revived mebbe Tif' could use a lil' mo' silicon!
Square git' me some mo Gameshark codes!
I jez wanted some mo crack! I've got dis addiction wit crack!
'Lena here needs a new hairdo!
Cuz she been wearin' dat suit since who knows when!
Scarlet's needin' mo makeup cuz those bruises show!
Square...............
END!!!
*Barret's shaking a dried gourd with his hand*
Yuffie Kisaragi!
Tifa Lockheart!
Aeris Gainsborough!
Elena and Scarlet!
Question!
Tell me how you steal and fight all those monsters?!
Only Yuffie steals stuff off of other people!
*Yuffie pickpockets everybody*
Question!
How do you feel about Meteor!
When it's all over tell me how you feel!
Question!
How do you feel about yo' man!
Always cheatin' on yo' man!
*pictures of Tifa and Aeris cheating on Cloud pop up*
Always nuttin'/nuttin' in relationships!
I might be neurotic or klepto!
*Yuffie throws out copies of Klepto Weekly*
I might even be growin' pot!
*Aeris looks up from her Cannibis*
I buy the stuff I'm smokin'!
I buy da stuff dat he's wearin'!
I buy the silicon dat I'm usin!
*Tifa points at 'em*
If I wanted materia? I'd steal it offa Cloud!
I DEPEND ON HIM!
I depend on him!
ALL THE WOMEN!
When yo' stealin'!
*Yuffie runs around screaming*
When he's out makin' money!
All da honey's makin' moola!
Throw your weapons at dat monster!
*Aeris whips her Princess Guard at some Mirrors*
All the mama's!
Cross yo' finga's!
Throw your weapons up at me!
All the ladies that work for Shinra!
*Aeris the secretary starts screaming*
Throw your Mako at me!
Girl I know you can kick a mean ass!
*Tifa does a few Limits*
Girl I didn't know you can beat the crap outta him!
That was easier then making a turkey!
It ain't easy workin' like dis!
I'd rather grow some pot or steal materia!
I might be neurotic or klepto!
I might even be growin' pot!
I buy the stuff I'm smokin'!
I buy da stuff dat he's wearin'!
I buy the silicon that I'm usin'!
If I wanted materia? I'd steal it offa Cloud!
I DEPEND ON HIM!
I depend on him!
ALL THE WOMEN!
When yo' stealin'!
When he's out makin' money!
All da honey's makin' moola!
Throw your weapons at dat monster!
All the mama's!
Cross yo' finga's!
Throw your weapons up at me!
All the ladies that work for Shinra!
Throw your Mako at me!
Square you make real screwy people!
You gave all da nice stuff to da guys!
Even smokin' a cig was given to Cid!
Eve'ybody be wantin' dat cig'!
*a cigarette is passed around*
Square........
ALL THE WOMEN!
When yo' stealin'!
When he's out makin' money!
All da honey's makin' moola!
Throw your weapons at dat monster!
All the mama's!
Cross yo' finga's!
Throw your weapons up at me!
All the ladies that work for Shinra!
Throw your Mako at me!
I didn't know you could revive me like dat!
If I could get revived mebbe Tif' could use a lil' mo' silicon!
Square git' me some mo Gameshark codes!
I jez wanted some mo crack! I've got dis addiction wit crack!
'Lena here needs a new hairdo!
Cuz she been wearin' dat suit since who knows when!
Scarlet's needin' mo makeup cuz those bruises show!
Square...............
END!!!