Hello everyone I've decided to go through some of my old stories and fix some problems that I've found. TheAshleyness asked me a while back if I could add more to this piece as I skipped some parts. I've started adding more and will be posting it every week at least.
The Ruins
"This season on the Challenge we are playing a new game the Ruins. We have two teams the best of the players from the challenge and they are up against a glee club from Lima, Ohio. I'm TJ Lavine and I'm your host for this season of the Challenge."
All the challengers came out and went on either side of the Ruins on platforms.
"From the Real World and Road Rules we have Johnny Bananas from Real World: Key West, Kenny Santucci from Fresh Meat, Wes Bergmann from Real World: Austin, Derrick Kosinski from Road Rules: X-Treme, Evelyn Smith from Fresh Meat, Evan Starkman from Fresh Meat, Rachel Robinson from Road Rules: Campus Crawl, Paula Meronek from Real World: Key West, CT from Real World: Paris, Jenn Grijalva from Real World: Denver, Sarah Rice from Real World: Brooklyn, Laurel Stucky from Fresh Meat II, KellyAnne Judd from Real World: Sydney, and Jillian Zoboroski from Road Rules: X-Treme."
As each of their names are called they step forward and wave.
"Now we have the teens from Ohio, Kurt Hummel aka Lady Lips, Rachel Berry aka Hobbit, Finn Hudson aka Frankenteen, Sam Evens aka Trouty Mouth, Mercedes Jones aka Wheezy, Quinn Fabray aka Q, Artie Abrams aka Stubble McCripple Pants, Mike Chang aka Other Asian, Noah Puckerman aka Puck, Tina Cohan-Chang aka Girl Chang, Rory Flanagan aka Gay Leprechaun, Sugar Motta aka Richy Bitch, Santana Lopez-Pierce aka S, and Brittany S. Lopez-Pierce aka B. This is all according to one Santana Lopez-Pierce."
They all look at TJ waiting for him to continue.
"Now that you've all met the players let's talk about what will happen. Before a challenge three males and three females will be nominated for the ruins. After the challenge the winning team's three nominated will decide who will be going into the ruins. Okay now go find your rooms" TJ said as they are driven up to the house.
Everyone runs through the house looking for the best rooms. There are separate rooms for the glee club and Real World/Road Rules. Santana is relieved when everyone in glee shoves her and Brittany into the room with only two beds so she doesn't have to deal with anyone else, but her wife. After settling into their respective rooms Kenny, Johnny and Evan called everyone out to the pool.
"Okay since we're going to be staying together for a month I figured that we should all get to know one another. I'll start I'm Kenny and I've done eight challenges winning three." Kenny smiled motioning to Johnny to continue.
"I'm Johnny Bananas according to most of the girls I'm a jackass. I've also done eight challenges though I've won four." Johnny said before turning to Brittany. "You are cute. How about you, me and my bed." he smiled until Santana lunges at him.
"Don't perve on my wife or I'll go all Lima Heights on your ass and cut you." Santana shouts as Brittany drags her away.
"Wow that girl is scary." Paula said shuttering as the rest of her team and the New Directions agree. "Wait so you guys think she's scary too?" she asks.
"Hell yeah Santana's a spit fire." Puck says getting up.
"There's one rule we live by and that is never piss off Santana or Brittany. Cause if you upset Brittany, it's worse than upsetting Santana. No one especially Santana likes to see her cry it's like watching puppies getting stabbed." Quinn tells the challenge vets.
"Um...okay." Rachel R. says looking at them like their crazy.
"Look just don't piss Satan off okay. Now let's get back it introducing ourselves. I'm Kurt Hummel first openly gay at McKinley and am currently dating Blaine." Kurt smiles as everyone nods at him.
They continue through everyone else until only the two Cheerios are left. Quinn decides to explain about Brittany and Santana herself.
"So aside from Santana going nuts when someone upsets her or Brittany. She's the head Cheerio (cheerleaders), wife to Brittany and won the Amazing Race, Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, Fear Factor and Deal or No Deal. She's also a bitch. Brittany on the other hand is nice, sweet and innocent. She's also on the Cheerios and won the Amazing Race, Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy and Fear Factor with Santana." Quinn explains and all the other team looks at her wide eyed.
"Well I think we should all hit the sack we do have a challenge tomorrow." Sarah says pushing everyone inside.
"Kill joy," CT huffs, but filed into his room.
"I agree a good night sleep is exactly what we all need." Rachel agrees pulling Finn behind her.
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"San you know I can brush off people that hit on me." Brittany says as they get ready for bed.
Santana wraps her arms around Brittany and put her head on her wife's shoulder. "It's more fun when I lose it."
"Hun what did we talk about." Brittany sternly asks looking at her in the mirror.
"That I can't fight anyone until we're off the given show. Though I hold that if any of those guys make a move on you I will ends them." Santana calmly says as Brittany's touch keeps her calm.
Brittany pulls her into the bed and snuggles up against her. The Latina put her head on her wife's chest and sighs contently. Smiling down at her wife who is close to sleep and looks at peace for the first time all day.
"San, do you think we'll win?" Brittany quietly asks.
"Huh, B are you still awake? And of course we'll win babe. Remember that we'll always win so long as I have you on my team." Santana mumbles still half asleep.
"Love you Tana,"
"Love you too, B"
Both girls drift to sleep shortly after. Quinn opens their door carefully hoping not to see them going at it. She was relieved to see that they weren't. The sight of Santana curled up into Brittany made her smile. She has never seen Santana so vulnerable.
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"We have to leave in five minutes were in god's name are those two." Mercedes groans looking around.
"I think they got up really early." Rachel B. says. "I saw them in the kitchen when I woke up."
"We really do have to leave." Jenn says and all the vets agree.
"Listen its best not to interrupt Santana's Britts time or else she'll go on a rampage." Quinn tells everyone and Puck, Mike and Mercedes all agree.
"I'm not scared of-" Wes starts before said girls appear coming out of the house.
"What isn't ape boy scared and shouldn't we be on the bus?" Santana asks raising her perfect manicured eyebrow.
"Are you also scared of the tree gnomes?" Brittany asks before following Santana on the bus leaving everyone very confused.
"Huh?" Evelyn says.
"Don't ask," Kurt says following the two Cheerios on the bus.
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Piling off the bus, Santana frowns at the lake. Brittany giggles knowing that her wife will throw a fit if she has to go in the water.
"Before I tell you about this challenge you all need to decide which three males and females will be eligible for the ruins." TJ informs them motioning them to separate tents.
Once in the tent Santana takes over, "Berry, myself and Richy Bitch should be nominated."
"Hey," Rachel B. complains.
"Actually it's a good idea." Finn surprises everyone by agreeing.
"Fine," Sugar agrees as if that was settled.
"Myself, Finn and Mike so represent the guys." Puck suggests looking to Santana for support.
"Great let's go pound them now." Brittany says with an evil grin.
"Finally we'll win cause we've gots Britt." all the guys agree cheering.
When they came out TJ informs both teams who the other had nominated. The vets have nominated KellyAnne, Sarah and Jenn and for the boys CT, Wes and Evan.
"Okay now that that's all taken care of our first challenge is called chain gang. Each team will be connected by a thirty foot rope. The bottom person will have to climb up to the platform once up they'll ring the bell for the next person to unhook and go. If you unhook before your turn everyone below them is disqualified. Whoever gets the most players on the platform wins. The winning team will split twenty thousand dollars into their individual bank accounts." TJ explains.
The New Directions are going first. It was decided that Brittany would be the first to go, then Santana, Puck, Sam, Mike, Quinn, Rachel, Tina, Rory, Sugar, Mercedes and finally Artie.
"There's no way those two girls are going to get all the way up." Kenny laughs counting the twenty grand as theirs already.
Brittany unhooks and easily climbs up the rope of people in under twenty seconds. She gets to the top and swings her legs to the platform scampering over to the bell. Once Santana hears Brittany ring it she unhooks and quickly climbs up as well. Brittany lifts her up the gap between the top of the rope and the platform. She rings the bell before kissing her wife and waiting for Puck to come up.
"Well Kenny those girls defiantly can't climb the rope like you strong men." Rachel R. jokes slapping Kenny in the arm.
Everyone is up, but Mercedes and Artie the ones already up had an easy time getting onto the platform. Mercedes is having a hard time until Sam and Puck grabs one arm and Brittany grabs her other and yanks her up. Artie is a tricky one since her couldn't use his legs. Luckily he had pretty strong arms and could pull himself up.
"That was a good time with no disqualifications. Now vets it's your turn." TJ says.
"Guys should be on the bottom we have better upper arm strength." CT says as they all got ready.
"Rachel should start us off cause she more limber." Sarah disagrees and everyone agrees with her.
The vets also complete the task without any disqualifications so it came down to time.
"There was only two seconds separating your teams, but the New Directions win."
The vets look shocked and then even more shocked as the New Directions celebrate and Brittany and Santana start playing tonsil hockey. None of their friends are surprised when they have to leave that Brittany picks up Santana without breaking apart and carries her on the bus.
"Are they always like that?" Evelyn asks.
"Hell yeah and it's fucking sexy when they really start going at it." Puck shouts smiling.
"Do you, to use the scary Latina's words, perve on them?" Johnny asks laughing.
"Sure, but you have to be careful that Santana doesn't catch you." Puck says glancing back at the two Cheerios.
All the vet guys minus Derrick are also staring.
"I'm a lesbian and all for gay rights, but that is too much." Rachel R. says planning on going back to talk to them.
"I fully agree with you, but Santana will rip your head off for using her words interrupting her Britts time." Rachel B. spoke from experience.
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Santana takes control of the deliberations for who of the three would be going in.
"Finn vs. Wes and Jenn vs. me, that's how it's going to be." Santana informs them.
"Hey," Finn objects.
"She's right man and since you did out her, you still owe her." Puck shoves him back into his seat.
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"Okay they've decided who's going into ruin yet?" Laurel asks pacing even though she's not up.
All the vets are worried. They had underestimated their competition and weren't going to do it again.
"Finn will be our guy's representative. And our girl will most likely be Tana, she wants to kick someone's butt. I'm not sure about you guys." Brittany says walking into the living room.
"Um...why aren't you hanging out with your club?" Johnny cautiously asks looking around for the Latina to jump out and attack him for talking to her girl/wife whatever she was.
"Tana's not there and Artie and Rory were being mean to me. They were calling me an idiot and telling me Tana was cheating on me." Brittany cries falling into Jillian and KellyAnne's arms.
"What are we suppose to do?" Jillian whispers.
"Maybe we should help go defend her. It might make the Latina like us and not threaten you guys as much." Rachel R. says. "By the way who do you think is Tana?" she asks looking at Sarah and Evelyn.
"It's obviously her nickname for her girlfriend." KellyAnne says still holding the crying girl.
"I actually agree with Rachel, let's go kick some butt." Kenny and Johnny agree.
The vet guys and Rachel and Evelyn all go outside to confront the ass holes who made Brittany cry. They agreed that it was one of the saddest things they had ever seen.
"Okay I'm only going to say this once, don't even upset Brittany again by telling her that she's dumb or make up lies about her girl. If you do I'll beat the shit out of you even if it means I get kicked off." Derrick shouts surprising all the vets until they remember he's the nice one who doesn't like when nice girls who haven't done anything wrong cry.
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"Today in the ruins we have Wes vs. Finn and Jenn vs. Santana. First up we have Jenn and Santana. The game is called shoots and ladders. Each person will have to build a ladder using the bamboo poles over there. Once done they have to climb it and ring the bell. The first to do this will win." TJ explains.
He blows the horn and they start. Santana has extra motivation to win, she couldn't leave Brittany here by herself. Taking a second to look over she saw that she was five steps above Jenn.
Jenn groans this girl is making her look like a chump. There's no way in hell she is winning.
Santana put the final step in and rings the bell. She didn't even wait for help in removing her safety gear. Ripping it off she runs over to Brittany and leaps into her arms. At this point no one is surprised when the two girls were lost to the world kissing.
"I'm sorry Jenn, but you have to leave." TJ says sadly.
The boys were next and the New Directions minus Brittany and Santana were cheering on Finn. Too bad for him he was crushed by Wes in under a minute.
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"I'd just like to say thanks for sticking up for Britt when I was in deliberations." Santana tells the vets when they get back as all the glee clubbers run to hide from her.
Brittany had waited until after the ruin to tell Santana what had happened. It's common knowledge that Santana would and could go postal if someone really hurt her girl. And the comment about Santana cheating had cut too close to home. It's something that Brittany would worry about occasional because after all she wasn't the brightest. Her biggest fear is that Santana will leave her for someone smarter even though they are married. Though Santana's actions and instance that Brittany is her girl has helped calm those fears down.
"You were busy and we could see how upset she was." Rachel R. says smiling.
"And we felt we need to make up for being assholes the first night." Johnny adds.
"Thanks, now if you don't mind I needs to gets my mack on." Santana smirks as Brittany pulls her towards their room.