Leave for a drink before the show!
Kicking with your torso!
Cid's getting high
Yuffie even more so!
Wave your hands if you're turned on by Cloud!
Can I kill him?
Yes you can!
I've got? Dope!
You've got? Crack!
We've got? Lotsa drugs!
I've got the gift of being blessed by Jenova!
It's to MOVE YO' BODY!
Well it's sucks to be a megalomaniac!
Can't even pick up a chick in singles bar!
Oohohohoh!
Well I can't believe their not turned on by me!
Turned on!
I don't wanna high Sephy!
But he's scaring the crap outta me!
When's he's gonna binge?
Sephy?
Because he's making me throw up on the ship!
Singing on a piano!
Music that makes me cry!
Watching the FMV over again!
No more instant replays!
I can't take anymore of this!
So I gotta slice her into chop suey!
Aeris flavoured pie sounds good!
I've got no love!
But that Cloud's got 3 of 'em!
It's time to move your body!
I've got no love!
But Spikey's got 3!
It's time to move that sword!
I don't wanna kill these people!
But it's too tempting to leave them to waste!
I got no hometown or family!
I don't wanna high Sephy!
Sephy!
But you making me feel so good!
When's he's gonna stop?
Stop!
Because this's keepin' me up all day!
I don't wanna kill Sephy!
Kill!
But's it's too easy with this materia!
When's he's gonna stop this!
Mad rampage!
But it's sooo entertaining to watch him!
Kill all those people!
I'm feeling extra spiffy!
Cause i just beat it!
Without materia!
And it was sooo easy!
I was using only buster sword!
That Zack left behind!
Nobody cares about him!
I think I killed him!
In Nibelheim!
I wish Tifa died also!
I wish this game wasn't so addictive!
Because it's keeping me up all night!
When's it's gonna stop!
Making me!
Forget to go to the washroom!
I pissed my pants at least 4 times!
The first time through!
I was saving up all my crap!
For one extra long time!
This is beginning to hurt!
I've gotta go to the washroom!
But the game timer keeps on goin' on!
END!!!
Kicking with your torso!
Cid's getting high
Yuffie even more so!
Wave your hands if you're turned on by Cloud!
Can I kill him?
Yes you can!
I've got? Dope!
You've got? Crack!
We've got? Lotsa drugs!
I've got the gift of being blessed by Jenova!
It's to MOVE YO' BODY!
Well it's sucks to be a megalomaniac!
Can't even pick up a chick in singles bar!
Oohohohoh!
Well I can't believe their not turned on by me!
Turned on!
I don't wanna high Sephy!
But he's scaring the crap outta me!
When's he's gonna binge?
Sephy?
Because he's making me throw up on the ship!
Singing on a piano!
Music that makes me cry!
Watching the FMV over again!
No more instant replays!
I can't take anymore of this!
So I gotta slice her into chop suey!
Aeris flavoured pie sounds good!
I've got no love!
But that Cloud's got 3 of 'em!
It's time to move your body!
I've got no love!
But Spikey's got 3!
It's time to move that sword!
I don't wanna kill these people!
But it's too tempting to leave them to waste!
I got no hometown or family!
I don't wanna high Sephy!
Sephy!
But you making me feel so good!
When's he's gonna stop?
Stop!
Because this's keepin' me up all day!
I don't wanna kill Sephy!
Kill!
But's it's too easy with this materia!
When's he's gonna stop this!
Mad rampage!
But it's sooo entertaining to watch him!
Kill all those people!
I'm feeling extra spiffy!
Cause i just beat it!
Without materia!
And it was sooo easy!
I was using only buster sword!
That Zack left behind!
Nobody cares about him!
I think I killed him!
In Nibelheim!
I wish Tifa died also!
I wish this game wasn't so addictive!
Because it's keeping me up all night!
When's it's gonna stop!
Making me!
Forget to go to the washroom!
I pissed my pants at least 4 times!
The first time through!
I was saving up all my crap!
For one extra long time!
This is beginning to hurt!
I've gotta go to the washroom!
But the game timer keeps on goin' on!
END!!!