This is the story of a game!
It's about these terrorists try to save the whole world!
While he's not there in the right photographs!
I absolutely love it when she DIES!
How many days are left?
7 days is what they say!
But we still beat it with time to burn!
How many days did we waste?
Playing this funny game!
They have blocky headed people!
Super big heads and thin as hell arms!
I say that this game was the best!
So far out of all the series!
But the hype for the next one was just sad!
This is the story of a game!
It had this rag tag bunch of misfits!
There was a guy who had split personalities!
He was kinda screwed in the head when he gets the flashbacks!
Aeris was flatter than a carpet!
Tifa had more milk then 4 cows put together!
Barret swears more then all the rappers put together!
Cid likes to smoke his crack all the time!
Yuffie's just some materia stealin' klepto!
Vincent was the shiny clawed vampire!
How many days did we waste?
Watching these funny people running around!
Trying to save the Planet?
That was a laugh!
They ran into so many battles!
That they have more scars then skin!
But we don't see that!
Where's the real stuff?!
This is the story of a game!
These screwy people went after a madman!
With a real sharp sword!
That killed people with glee!
We loved that part!
It was kinda sad when she actually got killed!
But we were absolutely happy cuz she didn't do much!
We maxed out our stats and time the first time that we played!
That was fun killin' all those people with ease!
Those funny looking monsters with barrels!
We needed the money anyways!
Because Sylkis greens weren't exactly cheap!
Gold chocobos were fun to ride!
We got lotsa GP outta those golden birds!
This is the story of a game!
We loved the storyline better then the one that came afterwards!
The graphics were cool and stuff!
But we didn't like the storyline!
Screw the storyline!
We just liked to see Quistis more often!
When they die.......
It's about these terrorists try to save the whole world!
While he's not there in the right photographs!
I absolutely love it when she DIES!
How many days are left?
7 days is what they say!
But we still beat it with time to burn!
How many days did we waste?
Playing this funny game!
They have blocky headed people!
Super big heads and thin as hell arms!
I say that this game was the best!
So far out of all the series!
But the hype for the next one was just sad!
This is the story of a game!
It had this rag tag bunch of misfits!
There was a guy who had split personalities!
He was kinda screwed in the head when he gets the flashbacks!
Aeris was flatter than a carpet!
Tifa had more milk then 4 cows put together!
Barret swears more then all the rappers put together!
Cid likes to smoke his crack all the time!
Yuffie's just some materia stealin' klepto!
Vincent was the shiny clawed vampire!
How many days did we waste?
Watching these funny people running around!
Trying to save the Planet?
That was a laugh!
They ran into so many battles!
That they have more scars then skin!
But we don't see that!
Where's the real stuff?!
This is the story of a game!
These screwy people went after a madman!
With a real sharp sword!
That killed people with glee!
We loved that part!
It was kinda sad when she actually got killed!
But we were absolutely happy cuz she didn't do much!
We maxed out our stats and time the first time that we played!
That was fun killin' all those people with ease!
Those funny looking monsters with barrels!
We needed the money anyways!
Because Sylkis greens weren't exactly cheap!
Gold chocobos were fun to ride!
We got lotsa GP outta those golden birds!
This is the story of a game!
We loved the storyline better then the one that came afterwards!
The graphics were cool and stuff!
But we didn't like the storyline!
Screw the storyline!
We just liked to see Quistis more often!
When they die.......