Here comes the men in blue!
The MIB!
Here comes the men in blue!
They won't let you live after you've seen them!

The ShinRa guys dress in blue!
Just in case you ever meet them in a bar!
Don't walk by them without slipping them a ten!
The MIB!
You didn't see them!
Move with professionalism!
We can kick your ass!

Here comes the Men in Blue!
The ShinRa defenders!
Here comes the Men Blue!
They won't do you while they're sober!

From the bars they see the slums wake up!
They get high on beer that they even drink on the job!
They feel good all the time cuz they drinkin'!
Tryin' ta see what's goin' on wit'out gettin' sober!
Gettin' plastered at Turtles Paradise is what they do best!

The Men in Blue!
The Men in Blue!
Let me just see you!
Just drink with me!
Just drink with me!
Get stupid with me!
Get silent with me!

Here comes the Men in Blue!
They won't let you live if you let a secret out!
Here comes the Men in Blue!
The ShinRa defenders!
They'll kill you while they're drunk!
Here comes the Men in Blue!
They won't let you go unless they're sober!

It's for your own protection!