Rachel was pulling out a health bar from the fridge when the phone rang.
"Hello," she said peeling off the cover of the granola bar.
"Hey, its me Marco, you had better come over to the barn. Something really weird has happened!" he exclaimed.
"We are not supposed to talk like that!" Rachel hissed.
"Oh yeah sorry," apologized Marco sarcastically.
"Okay I'm coming in…" she looked at the watch. "Ten minutes."
"Cool, see you there! Don't be late!" he hung up. Rachel finished her granola and ran a comb through her hair (even if she was just going to a barn,) she had to look good. Then she put on some high heels (even though she was just going to a barn) and applied some lip gloss… actually a lot (even though she was just going to a barn.)
***
When she arrived everyone was there with some weird looking guys dressed up in some weird costumes.
"What are the doing in OUR secret meeting place?" demanded Rachel tossing her golden hair behind her.
"Hiding from the fashion police," joked Marco.
"Hellomarco," said a short looking guy.
"Hellomarco," said a tall guy. Rachel gave them a puzzled look. Marco sighed and explained to them. "Marco is my name…duhh…just say hello,"
"Hmmm… you have very puzzling names…" said one. "Suddenly a pigeon flew over head and dropped something not so nice one a blond guys head. "Ahhhhhhh nooo! My hair!" he wailed jumping into the horse water trough.
"Ummm… you can borrow some conditioner if you want…" said Rachel "helpfully" as the guy scrubbed at his head furiously.
"Legolas calm down breath in-" instructed Cassie.
"My hair!" he wailed scrubbing furiously like a wild man.
"So umm what are we going to do with them?" asked Tobias in thought speak. The guy Legolas stopped and looked around frantically. "Who said that?!" he was dripping wet and his hair was a mess. Rachel, handed him a comb and he combed his hair slowly his eyes darting around to see who spoke in his head.
Jake slapped his forehead in defeat. Okay we have to go to school tomorrow I think you guys should stay here and-"
"Stay here? No way we are going to Skol with you." Said the short one.
"What is a guy?" asked another short guy.
"Don't worry, everything will go fine," he reassured them. "Oh yes I haven't introduced my self, hellomarco I am Frodo."
Marco slapped his head in defeat too. The animorphs looked doubtful of this all!
***
Rachel led Legolas down the hall. She made him wear an "I am a hippie and I love it" shirt because he refused to let her cut is hair.
"What is a hippie?" he had asked.
"A handsome smart guy," she said hoping he wouldn't ask anyone else.
"What is a guy?" he asked.
"A guy is a like a dude," she said combing out his tangles hair. He wouldn't go to school unless his hair was perfect.
"What is a dude?" he asked.
"A boy!" she said frustrated.
"You think I am a boy? I am a man!" he said shocked. Rachel rolled her eyes.
***
"Okay Aragon stay still!" exclaimed Cassie. She was trying to make a little ponytail out of Aragon's hair but it was too short. She pulled it harder.
"Ouch!" he shouted. Jake shook his head in frustration. This was going to take forever!
"Stay still!" she said annoyed.
She finally decided to cut it with out him knowing. She made him wear a pantsuit and jogging tee shirt, which she "borrowed" from her dad.
Then she tossed Aragon a hat and said, "Put this on, I need to get you something to eat," she said hopping down the stairs. Jake followed.
Aragon put the hat on his foot. "How queer... I need another shoe…"
He rummaged around until he found a hat that said "Cassie's favorite hat!"
He put that on his other foot. "There!" he said pleased with himself.
Then he walked out side and saw the neighbor, "Hellomarco!" he said greeting the old lady. "Come here young man! I can't hear you!" she yelled.
"Young man!?" he exclaimed marching over.
"No I mean old man…" she guessed confused.
"Do you own this castle?" he asked her looking at her house.
"Ummmm yeah… I have some donuts…" said he old lady. She was a bit mentally challenged. The donuts were like 20 years old. Aragon ate them happily. I must leave now thank you and hellomarco!" he said going back to Jakes house.
Jake's eyes opened wide. "Did you eat one of Mrs. Hag's donuts?" he asked Aragon.
"Why yes…" said Aragon slowly.
"Excuse me while I go puke!" he said running to the bathroom. Just then Cassie came in with some chips and chocolate. "Here have some," she said handing him a chocolate bar. He wolfed it down in a gulp. Cassie made a face. "Is that my favorite cap?!" she shrieked.
***
No no Frodo you use the brush to brush your teeth! Not clean you toes!" wailed Marco.
"Oh yes," said Frodo about to out the brush in his mouth but Marco grabbed it away.
"Have you ever heard of hygiene?" he asked Frodo.
"Yes that was my mothers middle name," said Frodo. Marco rolled his eyes.
"Really!" insisted Frodo. "Her name was Ulagathia Hygiene Baggins!"
Marco rolled his eyes again.
"Are you going blind?" asked Frodo concerned. Marco rolled his eyes again!
***
Rachel sat Legolas at the back of the class with her. The teacher greeted him and scribbles some questions on the board. So Legolas, where is Australia located?"
Legolas said, "There is no such place… or maybe on your planet…"
"Say peace dude!" hissed Rachel.
"Why?" asked Legolas loudly.
"So he can think you are just a stupid hippie. I don't think he saw your tee-shirt."
"Me? Prince of Mirkwood? Stupid? I think not!" he said even louder. People started to giggle. Legolas turned to Rachel, "And why does this king want to know the answers? What type of council is this?! If he doesn't know the answer he shouldn't rule! Why shoud the smart young ones tell the king the answers… and then obey his every command? I say we have a civil war!" Legolas was standing on hid desk. Everyone burst into hysterical giggles… even Rachel and the teacher. Legolas turned red. He had never been so humiliated in his life!!!
"Hey, its me Marco, you had better come over to the barn. Something really weird has happened!" he exclaimed.
"We are not supposed to talk like that!" Rachel hissed.
"Oh yeah sorry," apologized Marco sarcastically.
"Okay I'm coming in…" she looked at the watch. "Ten minutes."
"Cool, see you there! Don't be late!" he hung up. Rachel finished her granola and ran a comb through her hair (even if she was just going to a barn,) she had to look good. Then she put on some high heels (even though she was just going to a barn) and applied some lip gloss… actually a lot (even though she was just going to a barn.)
***
When she arrived everyone was there with some weird looking guys dressed up in some weird costumes.
"What are the doing in OUR secret meeting place?" demanded Rachel tossing her golden hair behind her.
"Hiding from the fashion police," joked Marco.
"Hellomarco," said a short looking guy.
"Hellomarco," said a tall guy. Rachel gave them a puzzled look. Marco sighed and explained to them. "Marco is my name…duhh…just say hello,"
"Hmmm… you have very puzzling names…" said one. "Suddenly a pigeon flew over head and dropped something not so nice one a blond guys head. "Ahhhhhhh nooo! My hair!" he wailed jumping into the horse water trough.
"Ummm… you can borrow some conditioner if you want…" said Rachel "helpfully" as the guy scrubbed at his head furiously.
"Legolas calm down breath in-" instructed Cassie.
"My hair!" he wailed scrubbing furiously like a wild man.
"So umm what are we going to do with them?" asked Tobias in thought speak. The guy Legolas stopped and looked around frantically. "Who said that?!" he was dripping wet and his hair was a mess. Rachel, handed him a comb and he combed his hair slowly his eyes darting around to see who spoke in his head.
Jake slapped his forehead in defeat. Okay we have to go to school tomorrow I think you guys should stay here and-"
"Stay here? No way we are going to Skol with you." Said the short one.
"What is a guy?" asked another short guy.
"Don't worry, everything will go fine," he reassured them. "Oh yes I haven't introduced my self, hellomarco I am Frodo."
Marco slapped his head in defeat too. The animorphs looked doubtful of this all!
***
Rachel led Legolas down the hall. She made him wear an "I am a hippie and I love it" shirt because he refused to let her cut is hair.
"What is a hippie?" he had asked.
"A handsome smart guy," she said hoping he wouldn't ask anyone else.
"What is a guy?" he asked.
"A guy is a like a dude," she said combing out his tangles hair. He wouldn't go to school unless his hair was perfect.
"What is a dude?" he asked.
"A boy!" she said frustrated.
"You think I am a boy? I am a man!" he said shocked. Rachel rolled her eyes.
***
"Okay Aragon stay still!" exclaimed Cassie. She was trying to make a little ponytail out of Aragon's hair but it was too short. She pulled it harder.
"Ouch!" he shouted. Jake shook his head in frustration. This was going to take forever!
"Stay still!" she said annoyed.
She finally decided to cut it with out him knowing. She made him wear a pantsuit and jogging tee shirt, which she "borrowed" from her dad.
Then she tossed Aragon a hat and said, "Put this on, I need to get you something to eat," she said hopping down the stairs. Jake followed.
Aragon put the hat on his foot. "How queer... I need another shoe…"
He rummaged around until he found a hat that said "Cassie's favorite hat!"
He put that on his other foot. "There!" he said pleased with himself.
Then he walked out side and saw the neighbor, "Hellomarco!" he said greeting the old lady. "Come here young man! I can't hear you!" she yelled.
"Young man!?" he exclaimed marching over.
"No I mean old man…" she guessed confused.
"Do you own this castle?" he asked her looking at her house.
"Ummmm yeah… I have some donuts…" said he old lady. She was a bit mentally challenged. The donuts were like 20 years old. Aragon ate them happily. I must leave now thank you and hellomarco!" he said going back to Jakes house.
Jake's eyes opened wide. "Did you eat one of Mrs. Hag's donuts?" he asked Aragon.
"Why yes…" said Aragon slowly.
"Excuse me while I go puke!" he said running to the bathroom. Just then Cassie came in with some chips and chocolate. "Here have some," she said handing him a chocolate bar. He wolfed it down in a gulp. Cassie made a face. "Is that my favorite cap?!" she shrieked.
***
No no Frodo you use the brush to brush your teeth! Not clean you toes!" wailed Marco.
"Oh yes," said Frodo about to out the brush in his mouth but Marco grabbed it away.
"Have you ever heard of hygiene?" he asked Frodo.
"Yes that was my mothers middle name," said Frodo. Marco rolled his eyes.
"Really!" insisted Frodo. "Her name was Ulagathia Hygiene Baggins!"
Marco rolled his eyes again.
"Are you going blind?" asked Frodo concerned. Marco rolled his eyes again!
***
Rachel sat Legolas at the back of the class with her. The teacher greeted him and scribbles some questions on the board. So Legolas, where is Australia located?"
Legolas said, "There is no such place… or maybe on your planet…"
"Say peace dude!" hissed Rachel.
"Why?" asked Legolas loudly.
"So he can think you are just a stupid hippie. I don't think he saw your tee-shirt."
"Me? Prince of Mirkwood? Stupid? I think not!" he said even louder. People started to giggle. Legolas turned to Rachel, "And why does this king want to know the answers? What type of council is this?! If he doesn't know the answer he shouldn't rule! Why shoud the smart young ones tell the king the answers… and then obey his every command? I say we have a civil war!" Legolas was standing on hid desk. Everyone burst into hysterical giggles… even Rachel and the teacher. Legolas turned red. He had never been so humiliated in his life!!!