On a wet and matted morning, Rage sat on a bridge. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His tounge ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Evanz to love someone with a blue toes?
Carefully, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a Hot fucky bed, all on a summer's day. I wish my Evanz would lick me, in her own gay way..."
"Do you?" Evanz sat down beside Rage and put her hand on Rage's eyeball. "I think that could be arranged."
Rage gasped impatiently. "But what about my blue toes?"
"I like it," Evanz said Fastly. "I think it's kinky."
They came together and their kiss was Like a dog sniffing another dogs butt.
"I love you," Rage said forcefully.
"I love you too," Evanz replied and licked him.
They bought an ocelot, moved in together, and lived caressingly ever after.