I don't own Naruto, but I wish I did
In the village of the hidden Leaf, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke were waiting for their teacher Kakashi-sensei who's always late and coming up with an excuse. Then all of a sudden, kunai came out of nowhere and almost hit Naruto. But somehow missing him and hit a tree.
"What the?!" Naruto shouted
"Someone's in the bushes!" Sakura said getting Naruto off the ground.
Just than Itachi and Kisame came out of their hiding place with their "kidnap the Kyuubi and leave" plan.
"So Itachi," Sasuke said getting ready to kill "we meet again."
"It seems so, foolish brother." Itachi said to Sasuke.
Itachi and Sasuke walked up to each other while Naruto, Sakura, and Kisame stayed out of the way.
But just when they both activated their Sharigans, Itachi and Sasuke started slapping each other.
"What are they doing?!" Naruto and Kisame said at the same time while Sakura was just speechless on what she is seeing.
And they didn't even see Kakashi finally came.
"Sorry I was late but I got lost at the road of life and…" Kakashi said but sees that Naruto and Sakura weren't paying attention, "What is Sasuke doing?" he asked Sakura.
"I don't think you don't what to know." Sakura said as they continue watching the weirdest fight they ever seen.
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Note: Just so everyone know, this short story is just for humor OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?!