"You have much to learn. You're just too nice to the Jedi. No, you cannot have them as friends!!" Darth Redhead just gave a glare at her Master, who was jumping up-and-down in frustration. Darth Redhead blew a bubble-gum bubble and watched her Master become even more frustrated as it popped loudly.
"I don't see why I can't have Jedi friends...." Darth Redhead whined. "I mean, There are only two Sith, you and me. I've gotta broaden my horizons." Darth Redhead cracked her gum again. "Besides, that Obi-wan guy is pretty cute...." The master banged his head on a table.
"No, no, no, no, no, no!!! You can't go around with Jedi! We do not date Jedi, we kill Jedi!" Redhead looked up at him with a frown.
"But how's about I date him, then kill him.......like the Black-Widow Spider thing..." The master sighed.
"Redhead! Go to your room!" The female Sith bounced up out of her chair.
"No." The Master turned on his lightsaber and pointed it in the Apprintice's direction.
"Go." Darth Redhead turned her nose into the air and stalked off.
"FINE! I'll go, but its only cause I want to." When the apprentice had left the room, The Master, Darth Mangle, got out his book "Sith Training for Dummies" and began to read. He sighed.
"Apprentices......"
"I don't see why I can't have Jedi friends...." Darth Redhead whined. "I mean, There are only two Sith, you and me. I've gotta broaden my horizons." Darth Redhead cracked her gum again. "Besides, that Obi-wan guy is pretty cute...." The master banged his head on a table.
"No, no, no, no, no, no!!! You can't go around with Jedi! We do not date Jedi, we kill Jedi!" Redhead looked up at him with a frown.
"But how's about I date him, then kill him.......like the Black-Widow Spider thing..." The master sighed.
"Redhead! Go to your room!" The female Sith bounced up out of her chair.
"No." The Master turned on his lightsaber and pointed it in the Apprintice's direction.
"Go." Darth Redhead turned her nose into the air and stalked off.
"FINE! I'll go, but its only cause I want to." When the apprentice had left the room, The Master, Darth Mangle, got out his book "Sith Training for Dummies" and began to read. He sighed.
"Apprentices......"