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Butters POV.
It was just like any ordinary day in our sweet little redneck mountain town. "BUTTERS! GET UP AND GET READY FOR SCHOOL OR YOUR GROUNDED MISTER!" oh geez. That's my dad. He grounds me for almost no reason at all. One time he grounded me for not getting an A+ when I just had an A. I'll get up whenever I feel like it bitches! I thought to myself. I got up anyway and went to school.
When I got to school and saw Kenny looking at me smiling. "Hi Ken" I said smiling back with my big adorable smile. Kenny is pretty much the hottest guy in school. I'm surprised he's still a virgin. Sure he fucks around but he never actually had sex. Everyone at school defiantly knows that I'm a virgin but I'm not as innocent as everyone thinks.
"hey buttercup, ready to hang out tonight?" WHAT! SHIT ITS TONIGHT! I panicked. I forgot he wanted me to watch American Pie with him. He says it's about these 3 or 4 guys try to nail their crushes and girlfriends.
"defiantly!" I lied. I'm not really sure if I wanna watch a movie about guys doing the most random ass shit just to get some pussy. But it'll probably be funny as fuck so, why the hell not!
RING RING! "Shit, the bell. I fucking hate school. See ya later, Buttercup." Kenny said smiling devilishly. "Oh. Yea. Bye, Ken" I said kinda blushing.
I was on my way to English class when a certain fat boy stopped me. "Hey butters" Cartman said sounding like he wants me to do something that will probably get me in trouble, again! "Hey cartman. Do you need somethin'?" I ask kindly. "Yea I need you to follow me to the rooftop for a sec." ugh whats his scheme this time? I thought but my curiosity and kindness got the better of me. "Ok.
We finally got to the roof top. And I was shocked when I saw Tweek, Kyle, Clyde, and Pip there. "Hey fellers, what cha doin up here?" I asked. "Same reason as you," Kyle started, "lardass made us follow him here for some reason." "Whats that?" "Fuck if I know?" Kyle snapped obviously concerned why we are here.
"I brought you all here to witness," Cartman started, "…this." He pulled out an alien gun looking thing and pointed it towards us. "This is a gender bending ray I found on an alien ship. And I'm using it on you guys." He had his evil smile. We all had our hands up in the air. "I'm pretty sure you got that thing off of eBay. I bet you that thing doesn't even work, fatass." "I'M NOT FAT I'M BIG BONED! And yes it does work Kahl! I'll prove it." He aimed it right at us and shot. We all blacked out.
OMG IM REALLY SORRY IF ITS TERRIBLE AND SUPER SHORT. I'LL TRY AND DO BETTER NEXT CHAPTER. LOLZ REVIEW PLZ IF YOU ACTUALLY LIKED IT. LUV U GUYS.