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- I do not own any Harry Potter characters. If I did do you really think I'd be sitting here writing this? No I'd be out swimming in my pool of money.LR
Banana
Wonderful! I finally have the whole common room to my self! Hermione thought as she pulled a ripe yellow banana out of her bag. She settled back into the soft cushion of the couch and admired it. She had had only a bite of toast this morning after rushing out into the Great Hall, late, because one of Fred and George's pranks had gone off. The gas given off had somehow managed to mix with the fumes of the potion Neville had been working on this week and had wafted up to the girl's dorm. It had acted as a sleeping gas and when she woke, Hermione found it was five minutes to class.
She sighed and began to peel the skin, thinking over the book on hypnotization Robin had giving her. She heard the portrait door swing open followed by the sound of giggling. She sighed and rolled her eyes and continued to undress her fruit even as Romilda Vane and her band of twittering third years sat in the chairs closest to her. They hushed when they saw her, eyeing the banana that was almost naked.
"Hermione?" twittered Romilda. Hermione suppressed a grimace and turned.
"Yes?" She forced a smile.
"What are you eating?" You've got to be kidding me, came the little voice in the back of her head.
"A banana Romilda. Why?"
"Just curious." She paused and Hermione turned away. "Hermione?" What now, the voice whined.
"Yes?" Hermione forced some calmness as her stomach rumbled. If they didn't stop soon she was going to do something drastic. She glanced at the open window and wondered if it were possible to push Romilda out it.
"Do you happen to know were Harry is?" Hermione felt the smile drop off her face.
"He's in the first room on the left, after the corridor with the big painting of the three tress by the lake." She replied. Romilda jumped up, her shadows following her. The portrait swung open and their giggling faded. Oh thank god. She glanced at the door again. When she was sure that no one was going to interpret her, she bite into the top of the banana letting it fill her mouth. Just then the portrait swung open.
"Hermione! Hermione!" Chorused Ron and Harry as they ran in. They skidded to a stop when they saw her.
"Uh Hermione…" Ron stammered staring at headless banana.
"We…eh…just …Never mind" Harry coughed. "We'll just be going"
He edged away. "Ron?" Ron didn't answer "RON!" He slapped Ron in the back of the head.
"OW! Oh yeah. Right. Going. Bye" Ron squeaked. The two turned with a start and rushed up the stairs to the boy's dorm in a flurry of robs.
Yeah I have no idea. I thought it would be funny. I don't know