Resident Evil: Famous Last Words
Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with Resident Evil; that's all Capcoms. I do not own my friends who are being portrayed in this fic and finally I have not copied anything off of xClaireBearx's story: "Stay Alive." Some similarities may occur but she has been nothing more than motivation to actually write this story, this is mine and my brothers work.
Chapter 1: Fatal Error
We all know how a good story starts right? Once upon a time and all that jazz? Well for the story this Once upon a time opens it's going to be a bit different to what you might think. Perhaps I should introduce myself, my name's Dominic or Dom as I'm usually called by friends, I'm about 5ft 9", brown hair, blue- green eyes (they sort of change in the light) and an attitude that is typical of most rock musicians. Sitting on my right; that's my brother Oscar: he's 5ft 10" brown hair also but he's starting to get a mullet, not to mention his hair earned him the nickname "Harry Potter" as it goes everywhere. He's got turquoise eyes and is a bit anti-social but good natured and knows how to look after himself and others.
Finally behind me is our friend Paul who has dirty blonde hair cut to a normal length, blue-grey eyes and tends to goof off more than get serious, he's a major gun nut but not a geek and also tends to be sarcastic…and fail spectacularly. Anyway this particular day Paul is visiting us, my parents are out and we're sitting in the office, Oscar's reading the Zombie survival guide I lent him, Paul's surfing the internet and me? I'm playing my all time favourite game: Resident Evil 0. now this is both a good and bad thing as our Gamecube has been temperamental to say the least for the last few months, often not reading the disks at all, still I've had it working for two and a half hours now and got from the start of the game to the final boss (yes I AM that good) and quite foolishly haven't saved once.
You can all tell what's going to happen now can't you?
The Cutscene played, Billy grabbed the Magnum, turned and…
ERROR THE GAME DISK CANNOT BE READ I had dealt with this before. All I needed to do was pop the lid, clean the disk and….
TOUCH THAT BUTTON AND I'LL CHEW YOUR KNUCKLES OFF
WTF!!? THAT never happened before, turning I tapped Paul on the shoulder
"uhh…Paul? The Gamecube wants to eat me," I whimpered
"What are you talking about?" he asked, turning round to face me. I simply pointed at the TV screen where the message was still showing in all its glory. He let out a sharp laugh and kicked Oscar who looked up from my book without interest. Paul motioned towards the TV…
"Dude…poke it…" I said from over his shoulder.
Now Paul, being the retard that he is took it one step further. He picked up the Gamecube and head-butted it.
TRY THAT AGAIN AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL
"Clearly it's never been to an all boys school," I muttered in my brothers' ear. He laughed quietly, not wanting to hurt the Gamecube's feelings, as it was clearly insecure. Paul on the other hand head-butted it again.
FATAL ERROR: WARNED YOU
"You Cock," I managed to sigh in Paul's general direction as a blinding white light encompassed the room. After that, the world went black.
(A/N: This chapter is essentially a prologue. My first story so any advice welcome but if you flame me then I will abuse you from a distance. Co-written by my brother: Quardian Angel.)