Bayonetta X One Piece: The Lost Lumen Sage of the New World!
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or Bayonetta. They belong to Oda and Kamiya.
A/N: This Is my first Bayonetta X One Piece Crossover. I'm doing that style where most authors uses, so if you like it. Then I'm will be happy. Enjoy the story! It also takes place in the ending of Bayonetta 1 but she's still using the same outfit and also Post-Timeskip. Rated M for Profanity and Sexual Themes, and Massive Action!
It is a cool and beautiful night, where the full-moon shines. It brings down upon the ship Thousand Sunny, where it is the home of the infamous Straw Hats Pirates. The Straw Hats are having a beautiful sleep.
Then the morning shines upon our favorite pirates, as Nami was the first to get up, as she stretched her arms as she looked at the sun as she knew its going to be a good day-
" ~ White Handkerchief, don't let him find you!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" yelled the 'Pirate Hunter' Roronoa Zoro.
"~Run away~"
"Damn it, it's morning already and Brook is still singing that song!" said the "Sniper King" Usopp
"ZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZ meat…..ZZZZzzzzZZZZZZ….."
"Hey forget Brook's singing! It's Luffy's snoring we gotta worry about!" yelled the 'Cotton Candy Lover' Chopper.
After that interruption, the Straw Hats started eating breakfast, looking tired due to Brook's singing and Luffy's snoring. As usual, 'Straw Hat' Luffy started grabbing his friends' breakfast while they defended their food. It was as usual.
After breakfast, the Straw Hats started doing their usual activities.
Nami and the Archaeologist Nico Robin started sunbathing at the upper deck of Sunny.
'Black Leg' Sanji is making drinks for 'his' ladies.
Zoro is lifting weights.
Chopper started making a new medicine recipe.
Usopp is fishing while thinking about a new story.
'Cyborg' Franky started building a new weapon for his future attacks.
And last but not least, Monkey D. Luffy, started in his favorite spot, the figurehead.
While they're doing their usual activites, the wind started breezing and the letter flew due to the wind's currents as Nami was the first to saw it. As she got up and picked the letter up. Then she read it, then called out her crewmembers.
"Hey guys, get your asses over here!" shouted Nami as the other Straw Hats approached her. "I've found this letter, and I think it's for us."
"Do you know who sent it?" asked Usopp.
She checked at the end of the letter but she responded "It doesn't say but I think it's an invitation."
"I think someone wants to invite us over for meat!" said Luffy.
Usopp shouted, "Obviously I think someone might be stupid enough to send us an invitation for something you like!"
"Nami, it's a invitation to a…funeral." Said Robin
Then the others grew quiet just as Robin said the word, Funeral.
Then Luffy said quietly, "Robin…do you think it's for Ace…"
Robin said, "No, Ace died two years, it already has his funeral. There's no way that he has a funeral now. It's for someone else but who?*
"It's for an old friend of mine." Then the Straw Hats turned around and saw a man who has dark skin where clothes that was created by him as he was wearing sunglasses. As the Straw Hats prepared to battle this man, the man raised his hands in defense and said, "If you wondering who I am, I'm just an acquaintance of an old friend. So I see you have this letter in your hand, good so you know what's going to happen. Ain't that right."
Sanji yelled, "What the hell are you talking about, you shitty bastard!"
The man answered, "You're invited to a funeral of my old friend, Bayonetta. I'm surprised she even invited pirates. Anyway, I'm your guide, and I'm taking you to my universe." This heard Luffy as he has stars in his eyes as he responded, "Wow, you can do that?!"
"That's right, with my powers, I can take you to any universe you desire but at a cost." Said the man
By the word "cost", Nami knew she had to pay a huge fortune to travel to a new universe.
"Wait, just give us a minute to think about it." said Nami as the group huddled. "What do you think we should do?"
Usopp responded, "Well we got no other choice right, besides this is the chance what we're waiting for."
"Or else this guy is just bluffing, he couldn't possibly create a portal just for us." suggested Zoro.
"Hey in case, you're wondering, Moss-head, he's giving us an opportunity of a lifetime besides I'm going to meet beautiful women!" said Sanji as he swooned left and right.
"Guys focus! We need to decide whether we want to go or not, it's up to Luffy." Said Nami.
Luffy closed his eyes as he started sitting down and thinking about the decision. Then he pulled his usual toothy grin, and responded, "We're doing it, besides it's going to be a new adventure!" Then he turned around, and faced Rodin. "We're decided to go with you."
The man started taking out a cigar as he smokes it and smirks as he said, "You've made a pretty choice, kid, now since you have a different kind of cash in this universe, how about….1 million berri."
As Nami widen her eyes and yelled, "1 MILLION BERRI! THAT'S SNEAKY!"
"You've made your choice, either you're gonna pay the damn money or I'm gonna leave and never come back!" yelled the man as he simply made a threat.
Nami shivered about this, then she gave up as she gives the 1 million berri to the man.
"Good, so you're not so cheap after all. So I suggest you people get ready, because you might need it on our little trip." Said the man
Luffy said, "Alright! Let's pack up!" *then he went to men's quarter room and gathered his stuff as the others started packing up too.
Then after a few minutes, they got what they needed as the man started speaking, "Alright, since it's your first time doing this, you might want to grab something you need on this trip, because this will be a bumpy ride, unless you have some boost that can sail smoothly during our ride."
Franky responded, "Don't worry! You're speaking to the shipwright of this ship! SUPER! *As he does his usual pose!*
'This group is amusing, this is going to be interesting.' Thought the man
"Excuse me sir, what do we do now?" asked Brook.
The Man answered, "First we're going to open the sails so that the directions that I going to tell you will be easy in no time. And also, when we arrive we're going straight to the funeral."
Nami ordered, "Guys, open the sails!" As Happily Sanji and Zoro opened the sails as the wind current started to blow.
"Good, time to work on my magic as well* said the man as he reached out his hand and circulate his hand that releases portal for the Straw Hats to go in.
The Childish Trio looked at the portal with stars on their eyes. "WOW SO COOL!"
"Seems like they're enjoying this…this group is really interesting indeed, alright, it's almost time!" said the man
"Franky, get ready for the Coup De Burst!" shouted Nami
Franky said, "Alright! Everyone grab anything you can find!"
As Franky ordered, the Straw Hats began grabbing on the rails as they looked at the man.
"Hope ya'll ready, cause it's about to be a bumpy ride." Said the man "We're ready"
"SUPER! COUP DE BURST!"
As the ship began soaring to the skies, the Straw Hats held on as tight and closed their eyes as they can while the man stands there, smoking his cigar. As the ship finally got in the portal, the Straw Hats opened the eyes and looked at the sky, as they looked around and saw several cities.
"We've…made it." Said Nami silently
As the Sunny still flew towards the right direction as the Straw Hats saw the cities.
(Cue the "Let's Dance, Boys!" track)
"Pirates, welcome to my universe"
As the Childish Trio looks at the skyscrapers, buildings, and vehicles, Luffy's eyes became stars as he looks at a statue.
"WOW! A Statue!"
Then Nami looked at all the shops in this district as her eyes turned Belli Eyes as she looks at the casinos!
"Amazing! With these type of Casinos, I'll be rich in no time! "Exclaimed Nami
"If you do that, then the people think you're bankrupting them with your belli. Our cash are different than yours." said the man.
Then Nami got quiet as she sat in a corner depressed. "Different…cash…no fair…" exclaimed Nami quietly.
Robin approached the man. "Thank you for taking us to a funeral Mr…." said Robin.
The Man said, "Rodin, m'am. Call me Rodin."
Then as the Straw Hats still looked at the cities with awe, they arrived at the funeral where they met Enzo a guy who recently owes Rodin massive debts. Then the Straw Hats stood and watched the coffin as Rodin and Enzo say their prayers while a nun is reading the book about God.
"Well, no rest for the wicked." said Enzo. "But at least she's in peace, back to the box she came from. And I'm gonna have to find a new racket to line my pockets. No Bonus for old Enzo this time. As fuckin' usual…"
Then the Childish Trio approached the coffins, as they looked at it.
"Wow, I never knew how…depressing it was for them." exclaimed Usopp.
"yeah, such seeing a person in a coffin…it's gonna make me cry." Said Chopper
Nami said, "I wonder what made her to die like this…"
"You know how it works with witches, Pirates. They made a deal with the devil, and when they die, the devil gets his due." Said Rodin
By this, Nami was shocked! "She was…a witch?!"
Luffy's eyes started to become like stars! "COOL! A WITCH! DOES SHE GOT MANY POWERS?!" asked Luffy.
Rodin responded, " She got powers, but not any powers in which you folks suspected, she has the power of darkness and made a deal with the devil, if she die…"
"Then she goes to hell, then the devil gets his due. Whatever she died, she made a good death." said Zoro.
"Yeah such a beautiful lady dies like that, it's very unforgiving." said Sanji as he lights a cigarette.
Rodin responded, "That's right, ya get sucked down into hell, and wondering around scared shitless for eternity. Kinda comes with the territory."
"Why are you tellin' us this?! Is this not what we're standing here, praying for her soul to rest in peace!?" exclaimed Enzo. "I better not out there catchin' a fucking cold if these prayers don't mean nothing!" As he turned away, Rodin hugs him in a manly way.
"It's nice to think your prayers are worth a damn, isn't it? You make a killing exploiting her." said Rodin. "Hell, you never know, she might be lonely and come back to haunt your ass!"
As Enzo got off of Rodin and said, "Haunt me?! Hell can keep her then"
Nami and Robin watched Enzo and Rodin with uninterested eyes.
"This fat guy is really heartless sometimes." said Nami.
Robin responded, "Well, you got to hand it to Rodin, he jokes at him sometimes into making that guy heartless."
Then the Straw Hats turned around and saw a bunch of Rosemary flowers and met the Handsome one, Luka. He says his final words for her. " I said I never give up chasing you… I just never thought the chase would end like this." said Luka as he puts the Rosemary bushes down. "Rosemary. You said it was a demon repellent. It might help you on the road ahead… " As he gave his last kiss on her, he walks away until he was stopped by Sanji.
"You'd loved her, haven't you." said Sanji.
Luka responded, "Yeah, she knew how to party in her own style. Thanks." As he walks away, the light shines in the sky as everybody (excluding the nun) looked up, especially the Monster Trio.
"Something wrong…" said Luffy.
"Hey…hey…" said Enzo as he tugged Rodin's sleeves. "Wait a second!? What the hell are they coming down here to get her for?!"
"Luffy…" exclaimed Zoro.
Luffy responded, "Yeah, I sensed them too."
As the nun closed her book, she spoke, "Of course they've come for the prize they're been seeking all along." As Luka turned around and recognized her face.
"Holy shit! You're…" exclaimed Luka.
*Then suddenly the nun released a Umbra sign and jumped in the sign and saw the Angels flying at her*
"Hey old man, mind releasing that sign for us?!" asked Luffy.
As Rodin smokes his cigar, he responded, "Fine, but if you die, I'm gonna have to come back down there and get yo' asses back here." As he snaps his fingers and released a sign as the Monster Trio jumped up as they entered as they looked up and saw the angels.
"Cool! Angels!" responded Luffy as his eyes turned into stars.
"I never thought that angels were this ugly." Said Zoro.
"If you have a problem, Moss-head, you could back out."
"Not a chance, Dartbrow, I've been waiting an opportunity to face a new challenge like this." Exclaimed Zoro as he prepared his swords in battle.
As the angels were getting closer to the nun and the Monster Trio, WHAM! BAM! WHAM! As the nun punched an angel, kicked another angel and chops another as she slams them to the ground. CRASH! As the nun landed to the ground, she complained on her outfit.
"This looks ridiculous on me." said the Nun, as she took off her nun outfit and has a red body suit made by the clothing line "d'arc" with a button design starting from the left side of her chest down to her right heel. "Swear, this is the last time I cosplay." complained the woman as she pulled out her All 4 One guns and put her glasses up her forehead.
As Sanji saw her, he has hearts in his eyes. He responded, "MELLORINE!"
"Hey Casonova, if you're done lollygagging, get a move, we've got angels coming in our way!" said Zoro as he and Luffy started charging at the angels. SLASH! SWOOSH! SLASH! SLASH! Zoro slashed the angels with his Three Swords. As he starts spinning around, SWOOSH! SLASH! He slashed three angels.
"Gum-Gum Rifle!"
Luffy twists his arms around as he stretched his arm behind him then hits the angels with close range, WHAM!, the angels spew blood as they died. Then he saw the angels flying towards him, as he stretches his arm back.
"GUM-GUM PISTOL!"
WHAM! Luffy throws a devastating punch at an angel as it was flew away as fast. "I haven't forgot about you guys yet!" Then Luffy stretches his leg,
"GUM-GUM WHIP!"
WHAM! Then Luffy kicks in a wide circle, striking multiple angels around him.
Sanji charged at a angel as it tried to spear him but he dodges using the spear's pole while getting his leg sparking as he spins around using his left leg. WHOOSH! He heats up his left leg, adding extreme heat to the impact of his kicks.
"DIABLO JAMBE!"
WHAK-WHAK-WHAK-WHAK! He pulled multiple kicks at the angels making it's blood spur out of his body. Then he turned around and saw multiple angels flying towards him. LEAP! Sanji leaped into the air.
"EXTRA HACHIS!"
WHAK-WHAK-WHAK-WHAK! He launches a barrage of flaming kicks at multiple angels. Then he leaped into the air, and launches an devastating attack.
"BEIN CUIT: GRILL SHOT!"
SPINS! Then Sanji spins around slightly. WHAK! He delivers a strong back flaming kick at the angel, as it flying out crashing other angels as they died.
SPIN! BAM! BAM! Jeanne spins slightly and shot two angels at different directions and sent the angels flying out at different tombs. BAM! BAM! BAM! She fired three shots at an angel then she spins around and fired at the angel's head.
Meanwhile, the Straw Hats looked around endlessly, seeing the ground breaks slightly while Enzo is holding Rodin's leg for safety. Then Rodin looked at the coffin and spoke, "You hear that? That's your cue."
Usopp yelled, "What the hell are you talking about?!"
Nami shouted, "What's going on?!"
"Seems like your friends are fighting God's messengers." said Rodin.
Chopper yelled, "ANGELS?!"
Usopp yelled, "You're kidding right, angels?!"
"WHAT ARE YOU STUPID?! THEY'RE FUCKING REAL?!" yelled Enzo.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Usopp, "THEY'RE REAL?!"
"It can't be." said Robin,
"YOHOHOHOHOHOHO! I hope Luffy and the others are alright." said Brook.
Then Luka looked at the coffin seriously.
BAM! BAM! BAM! Jeanne shot another angel in the head while she spins and shot another.
"Will you hurry up?! Don't tell me you fell asleep in that thing again!" shouted Jeanne.
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! Luffy pulled three punches at three angels. WHOOSH! WHAM! Then Luffy kicks the angels in a circle.
WHAK-WHAK-WHAK-WHAK-WHAK! Sanji unleashes a barrage of kicks at multiple angels.
"SELLE!"
SPIN! WHAK-WHAK-WHAK! Then he spins around in the opposite direction and delivers and barrage of fast kicks at many angels at the same time.
"WHAT THE-"
An Angel interrupted him with a stab but Zoro dodges. SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! Andslashes the the angel into pieces.
"-HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! DON'T TELL SHE'S-"
SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! Zoro slashed the small group of angels.
Meanwhile, Enzo then realized the whole thing.
"Hey! What the… You gotta be fuckin' kidding me." shouted Enzo. "You're tellin' me she's…"
"Nami, the skies are getting dark." said Franky as he pointed to the sky which everyone looked up and saw the dark clouds coming in.
"No way, it can't be. Robin-" said Nami.
"I know, she's still alive." said Robin.
As four angels landed to the ground, surrounded the coffin, a huge burst of energy destroyed the coffin, leading to the door of the coffin to destroy when it bashes Rodin's head but he didn't feel a thing except Enzo who is on the ground while looked at the destroyed coffin.
(Cue the "Fly Me to the Moon")
"UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE!" yelled Enzo.
As each of the Straw Hats looked at the destroyed coffin in a shocked expression especially Usopp and Chopper which his eyes are bulging and his jaws hit the ground.
Then the woman landed into a tomb, as the sky turned back to normal as it was…the one…and only…BAYONETTA!
"Morning!" shouted Bayonetta. "What's with shoving me into this filthy old casket?! And next time, some air holes would be nice. Fewer worms, ideally."
Then Jeanne jumped to a tomb next to Bayonetta.
"Save the chitchat for later. We've got work to do." said Jeanne.
"Don't forget about me too!" said Luffy as he landed a tomb next and behind Bayonetta and Jeanne. "Besides, it looks like fun!"
Jeanne pulled out a lollipop and looked to the right while Bayonetta looked to the left. And Luffy just laughs as he cracks his knuckles, and gets ready to go full out.
"Mellorine!" said Sanji as he slightly has a nosebleed.
"You're really frustrating sometimes, Casanova." said Zoro as he put his third sword in his mouth as he prepared himself.
"At least I don't have a hair that looks like a salad" said Sanji as he cracks his neck and prepared himself.
"I'll cut you later, but now, we've got to deal with these things."
The five warriors starts fighting the angels in their own style.
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Bayonetta fired a barrage of bullets at multiple angels then she spins and shot another one, she flips while using her guns on her feet and shot two angels coming at her. She landed to the ground and put her hand in one stand and uses her feet to releases a barrage of bullets all around her, mercilessly killing small groups of angels.
Meanwhile, Enzo was dodging the invisible bullets with little effort while the Straw Hats still looking at the massive damages to the tombs.
Nami said, "Hope those three idiots be able to pay all of this."
Robin said, "Don't worry, they're fine unless they're been killed.
"YOU'RE SCARING US ROBIN!" yelled Usopp.
SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! Zoro slashes a number of angels. SWOOSH! SWOOSH! SLASH! Then Zoro swung around and killed small groups of angels with one slash.
"SELLE: SPECTRE!"
WRAK-WRAK-WRAK-WRAK! Then he used this momentum and uses his flaming kick to give the angels a devastating kick.
"COLLIER SMASH!"
LEAP! Sanji leaped into the air. WRAK! Then he sends a dangerous kick to the Angel's neck that send the Angel flying to many angels while boosting the extreme heat to it as it burns the other angels, then the angels send flying to the wall, automatically destroyed the wall.
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Jeanne released a barrage of bullets at many angels then she shot two angels in different directions then shot two more in opposite directions. Then she kicked a angel then shot two bullets in its head using her kick. Then she grabs a tomb and threw it at two angels which the two catched, then Jeanne jumped to the tomb and released a barrage of bullets at the angels.
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! Luffy kicked multiple angels using his Gum-Gum Abilities.
"GEAR THIRD!"
Then he stretched his arms and uses Armament Haki to enhance his attack.
"GUM-GUM ELEPHANT GATLING!*
WHAM! Then he releases a barrage of heavily enforced punches, immediately killing all angels that he punched.
Still using his Gear Third Technique, he uses an attack.
"GUM-GUM GIGANT WHIP!"
As Luffy kicks his giant leg in a wider circle and strikes the rest of the angels as they received massive damage.
Then the five looked around, seeing that the angels are gone. But they thought wrong, as they encountered an Applaud.
"Etch, look at the size of that thing." said Zoro.
"Yeah, it looks very pissed off at us." said Sanji
Bayonetta said, "It may looks pissed off at first but then when you get used to them, it's much easier."
"Easier said than done! But can we keep it." asked Luffy.
"NO!" yelled Sanji and Zoro.
Jeanne said, "Well, it seems like we've better hurry up and get our job done for the day." As the five prepared for this beast, they started charging at the beast. Zoro was the first to attack.
LEAP! SWOOSH! Zoro leaped towards the attacking beast.
"PURGATORY ONI GIRI!"
SLASH! SLASH! Then Zoro uses his lightning-fast slash at the Applaud Torso, making the effect of this attack leaves an X-Shaped stream of blood.
"My Turn!"
LEAP! Sanji leaped into the air and uses Sky Walk as he rushes towards the creature's back while using his Diablo Jambe.
"POELE A FRIERE: SPECTRE!"
WRAK-WRAK-WRAK-WRAK-WRAK-WRAK-WRAK! Sanji uses his flaming leg to perform multiple kicks at the Applaud's back, leaving the effect of a scarred back which makes the Applaud go forth a few steps then it was met by Bayonetta and Jeanne.
Bayonetta said, "Let's go, Jeanne!"
Jeanne said, "I know, Cereza!"
Bayonetta and Jeanne used Wicked Weave to summon the massive fists of Madama Butterfly and Madama Styx. WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! they used a coordinated attack to punch the Applaud multiple times. WWWHAM! Then they used one last punch at the Applaud which it backs down a few steps then it looked up and saw Luffy in the air using his Gear Third.
"TAKE THIS!" yelled Luffy as he stretches his arm and uses the Armaments Haki to enhance the attack.
"GUM-GUM ELEPHANT GUN!"
WHAM! Luffy launches his attack at the Applaud with great destructive power, pushing the Applaud to the exact spot.
"BIAH MICMA!"
WHIP! CRACKLE! CRACKLE! Bayonetta summons the Iron Maiden with her pose to stall the angel (and making Sanji nosebleed.) When the angel looks back, she kicks the angel into the iron maiden's spike lined-chamber. As the angel tried to break free, the maiden shuts its door and comically burps from the meal before exploding.
"COOL!" shouted Luffy as he landed to the ground.
The five fighters have done their duty. As Jeanne and Bayonetta opened the portal with their combined powers, the five headed back to other side. As the Straw Hats saw their friends looking beaten, Jeanne and Bayonetta got out pretty easy.
But the battle is not over yet, as in the New World, an island where it is infested with Laguna. In a castle where it is rebuilt to someone's image. In a dark throne room, a man sensed the presence of two witches, in which he got up as he reveals yellow-golden eyes with green pupils, revealing a Sage of the Light.
End of Prologue!
A/N: Hey guys, I hope you enjoy this chapter, as I will probably update a chapter every other day but I'm not giving up being an author yet. My inspirations has not failed me yet! But hey, I did this for all of you and your enjoyment. Well, I see you guys later! And I hope you have a good summer!