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"This isn't the first time, I've made out with law enforcement. We've kinda had this ongoing flirtation. We've been on some dates. You know, broken up, got back together. But honestly, until now I haven't been ready for anything steady. But, you know, people change. And I felt like maybe I was ready for a more serious courtship. Meet the court."

Now I'm sitting in a court room, because I may or may not have broken into, and tried to trash a bitch's house that broke my brother's heart, and that's a lie I didn't try I was very successful in trashing it but my lawyer says i shouldn't admit to it, her name is Susan, and her brother Robert has liked me since this morning.

I can say that because this morning we met and he said "I like you, Tris" but I guess that will change because I will probably never see him again.

My sentence is Divergent Institution as usual, because you see I'm crazy, and other things, yes fucking amazingly sarcastic awesome self-diagnosed psychopath is included.

But that was then this is now.

Now I'm sitting in the school office, right outside the principal's office, straddling and sucking face with some guy. He is hot and I don't even know his name, and reminds me of someone, I only have a faint memory of. A kid is bugging the shit out of me waiting for I assume the kid I'm making out with.

Finally I'm getting bored of this, the kid behind us hasn't left us alone. I sit on the kids lap grab the kid's shirt and bend backwards looking around the office upside down

"Hey is fuck face still busy?" I say I get a couple weird looks I just roll my eyes

"Hey desk lady, is pal still busy?" I say and the lady still just looks confused

"No, Bea…" I hear a call from the office to my left

"Ah aha ah! What did I say!" I call back before he can finish my real name

I sit up and climb off whose ever lap I was sitting on.

Pal just gets annoyed

"You can come in now" he says as I'm plopping myself on his couch opposite his desk

"Nice couch Pal" I say

"Beatrice" he says as if he is trying to annoy me

"What is it that you need?" the principal says without looking up from his paperwork on his desk.

I lightly tap my middle finger on my chin then point to him

"Uh yeah, it's Tris, and just thought I should introduce myself being I will be you're new favorite student!" I say overly enthusiastically

He just sighs deeply.
"If that is all, return to your class" Pal says

"Hey Pal, I'm the aide for this class, so you get to see me every other day!" I say

I make an O shape with my mouth then clap my hand over it, being completely dramatic. He appears to only be annoyed by my attempts to make his day. Normally people laugh, because I'm freak'n hil-ary-ious! And also probably hated by 72% of the schools population.

"Who authorized it?" he says finally looking up to greet me.

"Jeanine" I say

"It's Ms. Mathews to you, student" He says still barely containing his temper.

"Hey, who pissed in your cheerios? Don't be so condescending, and I'm not really a student" I say

He picks up his phone calming down a little

"Ms. Mathews please come talk to me right now" He says into the phone he rubs his temple

Then he hangs up after a few minutes. He doesn't say anything.

"So Pal, what is your name so I can stop calling you Pal" I ask

"For you, Mr. Eaton" He says

"But last names are so boring!" I whine and he ignores me

I believe Eaton was a big name on the Abnegation construction companies, as well as Prior, my family, except Caleb.

Let me break it down for you, we kind of have a very structured society:

Abnegation are mainly construction workers, electricians, plumbers, maids volunteers at the hospital though few are actual doctors and whatever else you can think of, they do that because they are good at it and they 'value selflessness' so they do everything free like my Parents.

Amity, is the farmers, florists, gardeners, and basically anything to do with land, I think they mainly just want to use the plants to get high.

Candor is a court house, don't ask me why people want to go there and have debates or watch court trials something about the honesty of it all.

Then you have Erudite University and hospital, the ones who want to keep learning, I'm allergic to learning, or I would probably go to Erudite like Caleb.

Then the awesomest people you can come a crossed, dauntless! They are the security making sure the outcasts or tourist we also refer to them as factionless are playing their part by not fucking with us. They make Dauntless go to a school, mainly so we learn and are active to work in security, and not end up living like Factionless at least they claim I believe they just want to preoccupy us so we don't raise hell for the city.

Then you have Divergent institution that is for the crazy people, separate floors for girls and boys, so we never correspond with boys or boys with girls.

"Fine I'll find out the hard way, and look it up" I say

Getting up from the comfy couch and walking into the main office, both boys are gone from the front. I sit down and look up people.

The principal's name is Marcus Eaton.

The kid I was making out with was Ezekiel Pedrad, he is a senior, two years older than me.

The creeper that was waiting for Zeke was Tobias Eaton same age as Ezekiel, wonder if he is Marcus's son, but he may not be, I think his nick name will be Obi, like Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi is a single child at least in this system

Ezekiel, might call him eek, has a little bro my age Uriah Pedrad.

WAIT! Bells go off in my head

URI?!

Thanks for reading! the chapters names will be lyrics from the song Take the Pill by Emily Autumn

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