Ex-V; Please enjoy, Second Chapter to the other stories still incoming-
Mikasa rubbed her hands together, this was it, this was the night. After so many years, after all that manipulation, she could finally access the internet. And here, she knew, she would find her every dream realized.
It began on Deviantart, where she quickly searched for the Maturity filter. Ahem, she was mature. A mature woman, She reminded herself in a moment of weakness...A rare moment..She wasn't explicitly looking for anything...lewd, it simply wouldn't do to miss out on quality work! right? anyone could understand that sentiment...Anyone...
she looked both ways, and promptly typed in "Mikasa x Eren".
She felt the crushing weight of the world in the results. "So...so few?" She was heartbroken, really? Really? But had a thought...
Returning to the search bar, she moved to enter "Mikeren."
"So many!" Her eyes glittered, forming brilliant stars as she looked on; dancing joyously through the thousand pornographic representations of her taking the D in various positions.
Her eyes grew to saucers, and wider every page she advanced her search..."Dear god...Oh, oh my..." She read the accompanying text. Oh, Eren, YES! please, give it to me, right there...RIGHT THERE...
She felt the heat swimming behind her cheeks and her heart pounding, but she clicked on image after image after...She saw some stuff on there that reallly...Oh, Eren, It tastes SO good... And Eren, please, take me Upside down...
She was extremely aware of a certain sensation...Eren, I'm ready! You can have my ass-She almost choked. No! NO way! She could never, she would break in half...And submitting to possibly the greatest shame of her life, clicked the image, to the accompanying comic, of her somehow receiving his titanic cock in a place at least highly unsuited to it...
It was at that moment, Armin called to her, screaming desperately "MIKASA! he's Hurt, Eren's hurt! Come Quickly!" And she leaped from the screen at the speed of light, hurtling down the hall and out the main door in search of him.
"WHERE!" She was screeching, "WHERE IS HE?" at the height of panic.
But Armin merely regarded her with the strongest trollface she'd ever seen. "I think he was about to use the computer, actually. But you weren't looking up anything sketchy, right...?"
She felt the cold hand of death on her heart, as the lifeblood drained from her. At mach 3, smashing the sound barrier, she whipped back in, down the hall...And burst through the door to the study were Eren was bleeding profusely from the nose staring at...THAT comic...Oh...
"Mikasa..." He managed to choke out as she died repeatedly. "You...like it in the ass?"
Ex-V; Let me know what you think! I know. I know.