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Kakashi V.S. Mortal Kombat
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Kakashi despised fighting games.
Any platform. Any graphics. Any series. He hated them all.
At this precise moment in time he particularly detested a certain 'Mortal Kombat' with a poison that would do Orochimaru and his whole hoard of mutants proud.
Why, you ask? What had brought about this sudden venom towards all things electronically martial arts?
It was ninjas. It was because these abominations of pass times were filled with gaudy spandex clad twats (sorry Gai) that were as realistically ninja as Hello Kitty the assassin.
And the fact that HE, Sharingan Kakashi, Copy Ninja in all his splendour, was currently being whooped by Iruka at just one of these idiotic games was the final acid-coated cherry on top of his metaphorical cake.
Now, Kakashi was a Jounin. JOUNIN. And a well respected one at that. Iruka on the other hand was a Chunin. Kakashi would never call himself elitist, but he could not deny the fact that where in ninja terms Jounin equalled 'kick-ass motherfucka', Chunin pretty much meant 'shuriken fodder'.
He absolutely hated the fact that by merely button bashing, completely ignoring ninja strategy, Iruka was blowing him out of the water at this farce of a ninja battle!
The teacher would repeatedly corner him with some ridiculous character and then repeatedly beat the shit out of Kakashi's equally ridiculous character without giving the Copy-Nin as much as a chance to fight back! He'd already died four times in a row! A statistic that Kakashi's previously iron clad ninja ego did not appreciate...
The game was as realistic as a bloody talking sponge-cake that played Christmas music out of its sugar sprinkled arse...
Having finally finished another round, Copy-Ninja yet again going down in flames, Iruka flipped his gaze away from the vividly coloured screen and shot Kakashi a big grin.
"Hey, I'm good at this!" he said, blissfully oblivious of Kakashi's simmering cocktail of frustration, humiliation and rage. "Maybe I should apply for that Jounin exam!"
Ignoring Iruka, Kakashi stood up and promptly stamped on the games console.
Kakashi V.S Mortal Kombat. Kakashi wins!
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Silly and short for you! I enjoyed writing it, so please tell me if you enjoyed reading it!
No flames please! If there are any die-hard Mortal Kombat fans out there please don't take out your frustration by flaming :D. I just liked the idea of an angry Kakashi...
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