Hello people! *waves* Umm...

So this story was written for my friends, because I said I would write a story about them (hope you like it guys! x3) - the codename is 'drunkenfanfic' because I was bored and alone one night and drank a bit much and started writing a pile of garbage :3 but not all of it! You can probly tell where...even after heavily editing. XD

I tried to keep our characters similar, but sometimes we're a bit OOC (plz don't hate me) :D Seriously, I'm so annoying in this story, I piss myself off.

I don't own the series of Naruto.. or Kakashi D: .. I only own myself (and Hannah and Pie *MWAHA!*)

So enjoy you guys, love you! =D

..p.s - to anyone else reading this, I'm sorry in advance that you happened to stumble upon this disaster (unless you're into hopelessly inebriated, retarded ninja) T_T

It was your typical Friday night in Club Konoha. A kunoichi by the name of Hannah sat in the bar with her fellow teammates Pie, and Sharne (who was nowhere to be seen at the moment). She wore her favourite HIM hoodie and was scratching the shape of a heartagram into the table with her kunai boredly.

Pie had gotten the drinks in tonight. She watched as Pie chugged down almost a pint of beer, exhaling after in a big "Ahhhh.". Man, she could hold her drink.

Hannah nursed her JD and coke looking over to the noisy kunoichi who had reappeared, and sipped at the glass rather than sucking the liquid through the straw. Man, why did she go and put straws in our drink? No wonder Sharne's bouncing off the walls off her tits…again. The sun hadn't even gone down, it was still freaking shining! She blinked at drunken girl, the strap of her vest top hung off her shoulder exposing part of her bra, her hair had ruffled up and she had bright pink whiskers on her cheek drawn on in eyeliner. She appeared to be drinking a Chi Chi cocktail…through a straw.

"HAAANNAH-NAH." Sharne glomped Hannah and sploshed some drink in her face.

"What?" the vein on her temple twitched annoyingly at the annoying girl.

"…"

"…"

"HEE."

Hannah sweat dropped.

"Wanna 'nother drink babe?" Pie asked Sharne, pulling her top back up.

"Yay!" Sharne cheered and hugged her.

"PIE!" Hannah slapped Pie up the side of the head.

"Wan' me to buy you that drink, babe?" A tipsy Genma sidled up to Sharne and slid his sneaky hand round her shoulders. Ugh, he was such a creepy pervert.

"EEEE! HETCHI HETCHI! BAKA BAKA BAKA!" Sharne screamed in disgust and punched Genma straight in the cheek and he flew across the room. He sat up, rubbed his cheek, then blew a kiss.

"ZAKKENAYO!"

Hannah sighed and dragged her two teammates outside. She knew the bar wasn't a good plan, their next mission was tonight. Now. Atleast some Jonin were coming along too, she didn't feel like dragging her intoxicated friend through bushes all the way.

"Guys, it's 8.30pm, so we gotta go on our mission now, you ready?"

"Yup!" Pie made an enthusiastic peace sign. Sharne rocked back and forth, with eyes closed, strange smile, just blitzin'. Pie slapped her out of it round the face. "Itai!"

"Yo." They were suddenly joined by some Jonin. Mm, male Jonin. And their client who they would assist to another village for their mission, some upperclass snob who kept looking at his watch. Hannah looked the ninja over…Iruka, still sexy as ever, and…Gai.

Hahaha, who's going with Gai?

"Oiii. Wait up, mm. Don't leave me behind." the local womaniser stumbled towards them rubbing his head and shaking off the alcohol. Genma. Kami FFS!

"Pie-chan, Sharne-chan, Hannah-chan." Iruka greeted with a wink, shooting a little shy smile at Hannah as he was stood kind of next to her. Everyone knew he totally crushed on Hannah. Sharne began to grin widely and foolishly but Pie shoved her hand over her mouth and stopped her.

"Hellooo boys.." Pie said in a somewhat sultry way, waving her "FREE HUGS" sign. She eyed Genma head to toe, 'cause, secretly, she had a thing for the lil' perv. He was cute in his own pervy ways, really. She shuffled slowly his way. 'He's miiine!'

"Ahh… Gomen, but erm.. Sharne is a little erm…erm…eto…"

"Twatfaced?" Pie 'finished' Hannah's sentence off for her. Sharne wasn't even paying attention, she was wasted looking at a tree *lol*

"Eh…eh heh.." Hannah closed her eyes in shame and looked at the floor. Damn, that betch had better not ruin this opportunity to do a mission with Iruka!

"OooOooO! Do not fear Hannah-chan, I shall protect her with my bare hands and youthfulness!" he linked his arm through Sharne's and saluted to the sky with tears of pride in his eyes.

"Ehhh? Ehhh, nani? BANOFFEE PIE." Sharne pointed accusingly. Pie smirked wickedly.

"Kusotare."

"Well, let's go everybody!" Iruka commanded with much enthusiasm, and allowed Hannah to go forward first.

"MM! ONWARD, SHARNEY-CHAN!"

"YAAAAA!" she screamed, dragged against her will by the over excited Maito Gai.

A few a jappie explanations;

kunoichi - female ninja

hetchi - exclaiming something perverted

baka - idiot (but you knew it, right?)

zakkenayo - don't mess with me!

itai - oww, that hurt

gomen - sorry

eto - umm..

nani? - what or why?

kusotare - you bastard!

kami - god