My first fanfic ever lololololololololololololol!
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"So if everyone in the class gets an "A" on the next test, we go on a field trip?" Naruto's eyes lit up with excitement.
Kakashi silver hair swayed with his answer, "Yes, did I not just say that?"
Now he had all of the student's attention, even Shikamaru had slightly turned his face away from the window. Sakura and Ino began giggling and instantly started to plan what the girls had in store during the trip. Knowing that he lost the girl's attention he allowed Hinata, Tenten, and Temari to join the other two in their huddle.
"Hells yea! Where are we going Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto had jumped onto his desk and fist pumped the air. "Let me guess, you are going to take us the a hot spring because you're a perv, or yo-OOOOMPH!"
"Shut up, dobe. Knowing you and your grades we won't even go on this field trip." Sasuke had pulled Naruto off the desk, to where he now rubbed his sore head on the ground.
"Teme, I will get an "A" just so we can go on the trip, now where are we going?" Naruto exclaimed.
"Well I haven't decided yet…" Kakashi answered truthfully, although he knew exactly was on his itinerary: MatchMaking! Yes he planned it out perfectly. Lee was completely gaga over Sakura so they would be the first matched up, then Ino and Choji, Neji and Tenten, Kiba and Hinata, Shino was going to be absent for the rest of the year, so no need to plan him into this.
He also had plans for his fellow teachers, Asuma and Kurenai certainly had feelings for each other and he had his eyes on a certain tanned brunette. Haku and Zabuza would most likely be a challenge, but not as difficult as the last student pairings.
Temari absoFUCKINGlutely hated the lazy Shikamaru but Kakashi knew for certain he could get them to fall into their hidden emotions. The other being Naruto and class president, Sasuke, he would have to play his cards correctly if he were to get those pairings together, alcohol would obviously be a key player in releasing their subconscious emotions. Kakashi always loved a challenge. Of course this needed more planning but it would succ-
"Sensei, a-a-are you okay?" Hinata asked
"Of course just thinking about the trip, what made you ask?"
"Well you had this face, and it looked like something out of a cartoon." Hinata whispered.
"Could you elaborate?"
"Well, um, you see…"
"She means to say you looked like a plotting mastermind with your hands together and laughing hysterically." The lazy kid shouted from the back.
"Yes as the lazy ass correctly concluded you look like an evil scientist." Temari added on.
"No a mastermind is like BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He was doing the Mr. Burns' "excellent" face." Naruto exclaimed.
"Hey brainless keep it down, you woke up Akamaru!" Kiba shouted.
Soon the whole classroom was out of control but at least he could continue planning, well no he should read to get ideas. The silver haired man kicked his feet up on his desk and pulled out his old friend.
"Hey Sasuke, do you know where we are going?" the blonde asked.
"Hn."
"But you have to know, you are class president." Naruto pleaded.
"Well I don't so leave it Naruto."
"Well can you at least help me study so we can go on the trip."
"Why don't you ask Shika." Sasuke looked away.
"I already did but he said no and fell asleep before I could convince otherwise." Naruto smiled and put his hands behind his head. As if he would ask Sasuke first.
"Fine. Meet me at my house."
"I know you don't particularly like me, but I really want to go on… WAIT DID YOU JUST AGREE! Man I thought I would have to do more convincing. Ok. So you want to meet at your house ok."
The bell rings and Sasuke packs up his stuff and heads out of the class. Heh, the dobe actually asked him for help. Now if that doesn't give him an ego burst. Naruto is actually admitting Sasuke is superior to him.
"Wait teme I don't know where you live!"
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Kakashi was going to need help for his plan to work, someone young and able to trick the other students. Yes this person would have to be his puppet, after all he was the "mastermind". Yay! Sidekick tryouts! First up:
Kabuto… "Umm no you creep me out." Kakashi flat out said.
"How can I be creepy?"
"Umm your glasses…" (A/N ok first of all find someone you are terrified of, then put Kabuto's glasses on them and it makes look eviler and creepier. Try it out it works!)
Now entering:
Tsunade… "Umm no you are too old, the children would suspect something." He commented before dodging a couple of her punches.
Couple of hours later enters Sai.
"Well since you're the only one with a possible chance of deceiving the students-
"Excuse me Kaka-sensei but I believe I might be able to help you, instead of this creepy queer." A blonde teenage girl with grey eyes entered the tryout room. She had on jeans, a plain t-shirt , and a pair of sparkly converse.
"I'm sorry but do I know you?"
"No, but I know you. I'll be way more help than that freak."
Sai interrupted, "I'm no freak!"
Suddenly the girl was in front of Sai staring deep into his eyes. Grey to Black…(A/N or whatever color eyes that weido has.) The blonde just whispered "Disappear." And the boy was no longer in the room.
Kakashi was trembling on the inside but said calmly, "I would prefer if you would leave now child you have no business here."
Suddenly the teenager was replaced with a five year old but with the same blonde hair and indescribable grey eyes. Kakashi's voice trembled as he asked, "Who are you?"
"Well I'm your new sidekick! And I can be a master of disguises, obvisiously! Hehehehehehehehehe!" The five year old danced around the room cackling. "So on a more serious note which couple is first and what's the plan Kaka-sensei!" The original girl has returned.
"Well sidekick, wait what is your name?" Kakashi asked.
"I have names for each of my disguises, so whichever you find most comfortable around is who I will be and the name you will call me by."
"How about your original form?"
"Oh no sir, you would not like her at all. She is uncontrollable, except by one and she is not around so, that will not be an option. Perhaps one you have already seen."
"Well, how about this one you are in?"
"The name's Brooke and I will be a new student in your class, so I can befriend your experiments. So now you answer my questions." Brooke replied
"Sakura and Lee, the plan will be yours to make, because I only have constructed my fellow teachers' arrangements, but hopefully your younger mind will benefit the other children."
"Aye, aye Captain Kaka! I will proceed in deceiving a master plan. Over and out." The now returned five year shot out of room well humming the mission impossible theme song.
Kakashi had not planned for this sidekick.
So how do you like it so far? Yes, it is short but I will add more later on. Please review, Constructive criticism and suggestions will help.