I do not own the rights to any of these Characters and am writing it jsut for fun
Yogi and the pills of Eternia
One day in Jellystone Park, Yogi Bear and Boo Boo were struggling to get by. They had been laid off from the car factory that they had worked at with other Hanna Barbera characters such as Top Cat, Goober, and Scrappy Doo. Yogi was running and told Boo Boo: "Since i am smarter than the average bear, I have an idea." Boo Boo then said "What is it?" Yogi said, groaning from a backache, "Why don't we stop taking food from pic-a-nic baskets and take other folks painkillers instead?" Boo Boo said "Great Idea Yogi."
They hatched up a plan. They both hid under a bush and were very quiet. Many individuals passed by, some of whom were more suspicious than others. Early in the day, there was a cartoon rabbit and a cartoon duck who were arguing with each other over what hunting season it is. Later, a "cave family" walked by and the dad was incredibly slow witted in said family. A yellow mouse with red cheeks passed by later as well. One of the more bizarre sights that day were a Manx cat and a chihuahua who hated each other, as the cat went on about he was forced to watch "Married With Children" for a forty-eight hours while tied to a chair. Yogi said "I'm staying out of that fight."
After the frogs had passed, Boo Boo spotted a man in the distance on a hill. The man had a skeletal face and he was furious, and had a stash of opioids. Boo Boo overheard his name was Skeletor. Skeletor kept saying "Why does my back hurt so much even though I haven't even seen He-Man in years? I postponed my plans to conquer Venezuela by two months because of this. I know better the sniveling cowards in charge of Veneuzela." Boo Boo knew he'd get in serious trouble if he got too close to him.
Boo Boo whispered "Yogi, now's your chance." Yogi crawled on the ground behind Skeletor to grab the basket but Skeletor caught him quickly when he slipped. Skeletor said, bent over, "You foolish bear, you stand no chance against your wrath". He picked up his staff and shot a laser at Yogi. It missed Yogi, but immolated and killed a random yellow bird that was hopping along with a white beagle. Yogi, given his nature as a Hanna Barbera character, could run really fast in a short time. Yogi quickly ran from Skeletor, dodging his bolts. Skeletor said " I will crush your furry, beastly, ursine behind".Yogi got away, but his back still hurt and he would have to wait another day to get another chance to strike gains to fix his problem.